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The Squeaky Wheel is a premium side questline that was released on June 11, 2018, during Act 1 of the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event. It requires the premium costume Squeaky Voice Attendant for Squeaky Voice Teen.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 1 Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Sell Park Tickets 4h Cash100
XP10
Squeaky Voice Attendant
The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 2 Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money 4h Cash100
XP10
Squeaky Voice Attendant
The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 3 Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money 4h Cash100
XP10
Squeaky Voice Attendant
The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 4 Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Desperately Search for Lost Children 8h Cash100
XP10
Homer
The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 5 Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Hand in His Notice 4h Cash200
XP20
Squeaky Voice Attendant

Dialogue Edit

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Teen Scared Icon I'm applying for the job of Park Attendant?
Quimby Icon And what makes you especially qualified for this vital task?
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon I've always been fascinated both with parks and attending. Furthermore-
Quimby Annoyed Icon Spare me. Any idiot could do this. You're hired!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Hans Moleman Icon One adult ticket, please.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon Uh...sir, we have a seniors discount program...
Hans Moleman Sad Icon Oh, but I'm only 31...

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Kid, I'm reassigning you. From now on, you sell Itchy & Scratchy Money to our visitors.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Happy Icon Thank you for this opportunity-
Quimby Angry Icon Shut up, shut up! Have enough self-respect to hate this horrible job, will you?
Squeaky Voice Attendant Surprised Icon I'll do my level best, sir!
Quimby Smug Icon Look, just take guests' real money and give them this fake money. Which they can only spend inside the park.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon Why would they want that?
Quimby Stern Icon Yikes, who knows? Tell them it's fun. The fake money is a blast. Or whatever.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon Would you like to buy some Itchy & Scratchy Money?
Bart Happy Icon Can we, Dad?
Lisa Surprised Icon Can we, can we?
Homer Thoughtful Icon Hmm, it does look awfully fun... a real blast, that fake cash...
Homer Happy Icon Gimme a hundred bucks!

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Sneaky Icon We'd like to sell our Itchy & Scratchy Money back, please.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Confused Icon Uh, I don't know if that's allowed...
Lisa Sly Icon But it's so much more FUN than boring real money. You'd be coming out ahead in the deal.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Confused Icon I guess that's true...
Bart Sneaky Icon In fact, I think you should give us $200 real money for our super-fun Itchy & Scratchy bucks.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Confused Icon It seems only fair...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sly Icon We'd like to buy $200 roth of Itchy & Scratchy Money, please.
Bart Sneaky Icon Except you can only spend it in inside the park, which makes it worth less than real money.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Confused Icon I never thought about that...
Lisa Sly Icon So you should probably give us $400 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money for our $200.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Confused Icon That's a good point...
Bart Sneaky Icon This could go on all day...

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Confused Icon KIDS! It's time to go! Has anyone seen my kids?
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon Sir, I believe I can help. Recently, I sold them $2,000 of Itchy & Scratchy Money and-
Homer Shocked Icon $2,000! You idiot, they're kids! They could be anywhere! You've got to find them!
Squeaky Voice Attendant Scared Icon Er...yes sir!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Attendant Scared Icon If I don't find those kids, I could lose my promotion!
Quimby Angry Icon It wasn't a promotion! Both jobs are awful!

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Attendant Surprised Icon Phew, there you are, you two!
Bart Exhausted Icon Owww, my stomach... Two thousands dollars worth of candy...
Lisa Exhausted Icon The sugar rush was like meeting God... the crash is like death...
Squeaky Voice Attendant Sad Icon I almost killed two sweet, innocent children.
Lisa Exhausted Icon We deserved this... deep down I know we deserved this...
Squeaky Voice Attendant Surprised Icon I'm a danger to this park and everyone in it!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Surprised Icon Quit! You can't quit!
Quimby Smug Icon This is a right-to-work state, and I reserve the right to make you work.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Happy Icon Your faith will be rewarded, sir. I swar I will make you-
Quimby Angry Icon Stop liking this horrible workplace!

Gallery Edit

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