The Sound of Two Lips Flapping is a side questline released on April 11, 2017, for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires the character Wayne Slater.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 1 Make Wayne Slater Have a Dangerous Flashback 60m Cash100
Experience10
Wayne Slater
The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 2 Make Wayne Slater Drink at Moe's 8h Cash100
Experience10
Wayne Slater
The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 3 Make Wayne Slater Practice Martial Arts 8h Cash100
Experience10
Wayne Slater
The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 4 Make Wayne Slater Awaken the Sleeper Agent 4h Cash100
Experience10
Wayne Slater
The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 5 Make Wayne Slater Have 24 1-Hour Adventures 24h Cash200
Experience20
Wayne Slater

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wayne Slater Annoyed Icon.png Someone is after me, I can tell. Is it another government agent looking to reprogram my mind again? Or someone else?
Wayne Slater Icon.png I need to lay low, disappear into a mundane life. Something mind-numbing and utterly forgettable.
Apu Happy Icon.png Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart! Your smock and mop are in a locker in the back.
Snake Icon.png Hands up or prepare to die, losers!
Wayne Slater Annoyed Icon.png Ugh! My black ops past keeps catching up with me.
Apu Icon.png Don't worry, my newest employee. This is just a usual Tuesday afternoon.

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wayne Slater Surprised Icon.png Where am I? What happened? All I remember is being chased by some shadowy agent...
Barney Icon.png Do you need a hand, Mr. Secret Agent Man?
Wayne Slater Annoyed Icon.png I'm in danger. There's someone after me. Do you know what that feels like?
Barney Icon.png Boy, do I!
Barney Icon.png Lemme show you a great way to escape!

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wayne Slater Drunk Icon.png Why are we still drinking?
Barney Drunk Icon.png The question is: why does anyone ever stop drinking?
Wayne Slater Icon.png I see. You're right. I shouldn't try to eliminate my past. I should embrace it.
Barney Sad Icon.png What? No, I was just saying we should keep drinking! *BURRRRRPPPP...*

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wayne Slater Icon.png I believe I've achieved new heights in my mastery of deadly skills. I'm ready for the next step.
Barney Drunk Icon.png Would that be more drinking?
Wayne Slater Icon.png No. It's time to embrace all my training at once!
Barney Icon.png Uh, okay. Wake me when your training gets to sitting at Moe's and hoisting beers.

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wayne Slater Annoyed Icon.png Why have you been following me?!
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon.png Hey, lay off the lapels, pal.
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon.png I want the rights to your life story. We want to make it into a series of webisodes.
Wayne Slater Surprised Icon.png I completely rebuilt my body and mind for... a TV series?
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon.png Sure. If the ratings tank, we just rebuild your mind again so you never remember any of this!
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