The Slime of Your Life is the questline from the Treehouse of Horror XXV Event that unlocked if the player purchases the premium character Space Mutant.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Triggered By
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 1
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Play Space Mutants XVII at the Drive-In Theater Make Homer Hide Under the Covers
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1.5hr 60m
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Game
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 2
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Make the Space Mutant Eat From a Dumpster
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8h
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Space Mutant
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 3
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Make Space Mutant Introduce Himself Make Lisa Make Polite Conversation Make Homer Hide Under the Covers
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60m
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Space Mutant
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 4
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Make Homer Go Mutant Hunting Make Space Mutant Hide in Simpson Basement
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4h
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Space Mutant
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 5
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Make Lisa Take the Space Mutant to Show and Tell
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12h
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Space Mutant
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 6
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Make the Space Mutant RAMPAGE!
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24h
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Space Mutant
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 7
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Make the Space Mutant Eat From a Dumpster
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8h
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Space Mutant
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Dialogue[]
The Slime of Your Life Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"A Drive-In? Awesome! I can watch the new Space Mutant movie!"
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"Something ‘bout being outside, in the dark makes ya feel extra vulnerable."
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"No way, Jose! The review in Hover Parent Daily says that movie will give you nightmares"
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"Ha-ha! You're too young, and I get to watch whatever I want!"
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"No you don't. You got scared at the animated wood rot from the wood sealant commercial."
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"It was awful. It made the decking dull and lifeless!"
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"Can we sleep with the lights on?"
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"That movie portrayed my species as mindless murder-blobs!"
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*shriek* "Space Monster! Please don't absorb me! If you spare me I'll lead you to a school full of delicious kids!"
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"I would never absorb a child!"
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"They are far too gamey."
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"My species mostly eats rats and ocean-plastic."
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*grumble* "Great! Now my stomachs are growling."
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"I'll grab lunch and think of ways to show the world that my kind are peaceful and sophisticated."
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"I shall go door to door, introducing myself and letting people know I come in peace."
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"Hey that's our bit! Rigellians have been pretending to come in peace for 24 years."
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"But I really mean it."
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"Oooh, that's a twist we've never tried. Carry on."
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"Okay, here we go… 742 Evergreen Terrace." *knock knock*
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"Y'ello!"
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*shrieks* "Lisa come distract this nice blob while Daddy runs away!"
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"...So Barry White sang and we lured all the snakes safely into the house."
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"Fascinating. I must admit, I used to think Earthlings were feral and simple minded--"
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"Eat water, Alien scum!"
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"Dad! Why did you splash us with a bucket of water?"
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"I'm trying to kill the alien."
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"Water is only good for killing witches from Oz and cell phones."
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"It killed the aliens in that M Night Shyamalan movie."
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"As any space creature will tell you, M Night Shyamalan gets all the alien stuff wrong."
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"I could have told you that."
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"Lisa, we have to do something. The Space Mutant is still alive!"
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"Dad, he is a gentle misunderstood blob."
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"How can you judge someone just because they look different?"
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"It's easy!"
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"My trick is to never put myself in their shoes."
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"And never, EVER learn anything about their culture."
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"Hoo-kay. Time to go a-killing."
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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*shriek* "There's an alien in my basement!"
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"Please, I mean you no harm."
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"Well, you sure harmed that air-hockey table you're laying on!"
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"I ooze in my sleep. Fine. I'll just keep running away from you."
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 5[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"I have a new plan. We need to get people to see the real you. So they'll know you're not a threat."
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"So..."
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"I'm going to bring you to school for Show and Tell!"
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"Really. You're not just doing it for a good grade?"
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"No! Not at all!"
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"I mean, it's going to blow away every other kid's Show-and-Tell -- but that's not why I'm doing it."
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"Fellow Showers and Tellers, prepare to be amazed. I give you Space Mutant!"
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"Hey, how ya doin'?"
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"Mutant! Look how different he is! Run away, children! Just like we do in our Alien drills."
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"No, don't run away! You're frightening him! And also this is going to negatively affect my grade."
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"This is like “Run away from the toothbrushing monster!” It's my favorite game!"
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"But Mommy and the dentist hate it."
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 6[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"I give up. Obviously, every single human is a selfish idiot!"
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"Calm down. We'll think of something else."
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"And YOU! You're the worst of them all... using me for your own advantage."
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"That's not true!"
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"You wrote your name on my butt!"
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"I just... wanted to make sure I got credit when I handed you in."
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"Okay, I'm starting to see why you might think I'm the worst..."
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"Enough talking!"
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"See, Lisa? I told you he was a monster. Now, will you admit I was right?"
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"Don't you see? We turned him into a monster? It's our fault!"
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"It doesn't really matter to me how I got to be right, it just matters that we all admit that I'm right."
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"It's not a question of who's right---"
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"Admit-it- Admit-it-Admit-it- Admit-it-"
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"No-no-no-no-no"
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"Stop arguing! That thing is destroying our town.
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"Fine. I'll go talk to him."
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"And I'll hit him in the face with a shovel."
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The Slime of Your Life Pt. 7[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"I'm sorry. I lost control. I'm so embarrassed. Did I ruin many buildings?"
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"A few. But, it's not your fault, we pushed you."
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"No. The truth is, I let myself get too hungry. I know that makes me cranky and rampage-y."
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"Really? Me, too. Maybe we are more alike than I want to admit."
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"I was going to grab a little something to absorb. Would you like to join me?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Just so you know, I eat stuff out of the dumpster."
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"I know that should bother me, but it doesn't. Let's go."
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"Homer, no more dumpster eating! Mr. Mutant, we'll join you after you've eaten."
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