The Slime of Your Life is the questline from the Treehouse of Horror XXV Event that unlocked if the player purchases the premium character Space Mutant.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
The Slime of Your Life Pt. 1 Play Space Mutants XVII at the Drive-In Theater
Make Homer Hide Under the Covers
1.5hr
60m
Game
The Slime of Your Life Pt. 2 Make the Space Mutant Eat From a Dumpster 8h Space Mutant
The Slime of Your Life Pt. 3 Make Space Mutant Introduce Himself
Make Lisa Make Polite Conversation
Make Homer Hide Under the Covers
60m Space Mutant
The Slime of Your Life Pt. 4 Make Homer Go Mutant Hunting
Make Space Mutant Hide in Simpson Basement
4h Space Mutant
The Slime of Your Life Pt. 5 Make Lisa Take the Space Mutant to Show and Tell 12h Space Mutant
The Slime of Your Life Pt. 6 Make the Space Mutant RAMPAGE! 24h Space Mutant
The Slime of Your Life Pt. 7 Make the Space Mutant Eat From a Dumpster 8h Space Mutant

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Slime of Your Life Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Sneaky Icon.png "A Drive-In? Awesome! I can watch the new Space Mutant movie!"
Bart Icon.png "Something ‘bout being outside, in the dark makes ya feel extra vulnerable."
Marge Angry Icon.png "No way, Jose! The review in Hover Parent Daily says that movie will give you nightmares"
Homer Icon.png "Ha-ha! You're too young, and I get to watch whatever I want!"
Marge Angry Icon.png "No you don't. You got scared at the animated wood rot from the wood sealant commercial."
Homer Scared Icon.png "It was awful. It made the decking dull and lifeless!"
Homer Sad Icon.png "Can we sleep with the lights on?"

The Slime of Your Life Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Space Mutant Icon.png "That movie portrayed my species as mindless murder-blobs!"
Homer Aah Icon.png *shriek* "Space Monster! Please don't absorb me! If you spare me I'll lead you to a school full of delicious kids!"
Space Mutant Icon.png "I would never absorb a child!"
Space Mutant Laughing Icon.png "They are far too gamey."
Space Mutant Icon.png "My species mostly eats rats and ocean-plastic."
Space Mutant Icon.png *grumble* "Great! Now my stomachs are growling."
Space Mutant Icon.png "I'll grab lunch and think of ways to show the world that my kind are peaceful and sophisticated."

The Slime of Your Life Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Space Mutant Icon.png "I shall go door to door, introducing myself and letting people know I come in peace."
Kang Icon.png "Hey that's our bit! Rigellians have been pretending to come in peace for 24 years."
Space Mutant Icon.png "But I really mean it."
Kang Icon.png "Oooh, that's a twist we've never tried. Carry on."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Okay, here we go… 742 Evergreen Terrace." *knock knock*
Homer Happy Icon.png "Y'ello!"
Homer Aah Icon.png *shrieks* "Lisa come distract this nice blob while Daddy runs away!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "...So Barry White sang and we lured all the snakes safely into the house."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Fascinating. I must admit, I used to think Earthlings were feral and simple minded--"
Homer Angry Icon.png "Eat water, Alien scum!"
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "Dad! Why did you splash us with a bucket of water?"
Homer Serious Icon.png "I'm trying to kill the alien."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Water is only good for killing witches from Oz and cell phones."
Homer Guilty Icon.png "It killed the aliens in that M Night Shyamalan movie."
Space Mutant Icon.png "As any space creature will tell you, M Night Shyamalan gets all the alien stuff wrong."
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "I could have told you that."

The Slime of Your Life Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Scared Icon.png "Lisa, we have to do something. The Space Mutant is still alive!"
Lisa Sad Icon.png "Dad, he is a gentle misunderstood blob."
Lisa Sad Icon.png "How can you judge someone just because they look different?"
Homer Icon.png "It's easy!"
Homer Icon.png "My trick is to never put myself in their shoes."
Homer Icon.png "And never, EVER learn anything about their culture."
Homer Happy Icon.png "Hoo-kay. Time to go a-killing."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Aah Icon.png *shriek* "There's an alien in my basement!"
Space Mutant Icon.png "Please, I mean you no harm."
Homer Annoyed Icon.png "Well, you sure harmed that air-hockey table you're laying on!"
Space Mutant Icon.png "I ooze in my sleep. Fine. I'll just keep running away from you."

The Slime of Your Life Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "I have a new plan. We need to get people to see the real you. So they'll know you're not a threat."
Lisa Icon.png "So..."
Lisa Happy Icon.png "I'm going to bring you to school for Show and Tell!"
Space Mutant Icon.png "Really. You're not just doing it for a good grade?"
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png "No! Not at all!"
Lisa Icon.png "I mean, it's going to blow away every other kid's Show-and-Tell -- but that's not why I'm doing it."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Fellow Showers and Tellers, prepare to be amazed. I give you Space Mutant!"
Space Mutant Laughing Icon.png "Hey, how ya doin'?"
Skinner Sad Icon.png "Mutant! Look how different he is! Run away, children! Just like we do in our Alien drills."
Lisa Worried Icon.png "No, don't run away! You're frightening him! And also this is going to negatively affect my grade."
Ralph Happy Icon.png "This is like “Run away from the toothbrushing monster!” It's my favorite game!"
Ralph Sad Icon.png "But Mommy and the dentist hate it."

The Slime of Your Life Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Space Mutant Angry Icon.png "I give up. Obviously, every single human is a selfish idiot!"
Lisa Sad Icon.png "Calm down. We'll think of something else."
Space Mutant Angry Icon.png "And YOU! You're the worst of them all... using me for your own advantage."
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "That's not true!"
Space Mutant Angry Icon.png "You wrote your name on my butt!"
Lisa Worried Icon.png "I just... wanted to make sure I got credit when I handed you in."
Lisa Sad Icon.png "Okay, I'm starting to see why you might think I'm the worst..."
Space Mutant Angry Icon.png "Enough talking!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "See, Lisa? I told you he was a monster. Now, will you admit I was right?"
Lisa Sad Icon.png "Don't you see? We turned him into a monster? It's our fault!"
Homer Icon.png "It doesn't really matter to me how I got to be right, it just matters that we all admit that I'm right."
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png "It's not a question of who's right---"
Homer Icon.png "Admit-it- Admit-it-Admit-it- Admit-it-"
Lisa Shouting Icon.png "No-no-no-no-no"
Marge Sad Icon.png "Stop arguing! That thing is destroying our town.
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "Fine. I'll go talk to him."
Homer Icon.png "And I'll hit him in the face with a shovel."

The Slime of Your Life Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Space Mutant Sad Icon.png "I'm sorry. I lost control. I'm so embarrassed. Did I ruin many buildings?"
Lisa Sad Icon.png "A few. But, it's not your fault, we pushed you."
Space Mutant Sad Icon.png "No. The truth is, I let myself get too hungry. I know that makes me cranky and rampage-y."
Homer Icon.png "Really? Me, too. Maybe we are more alike than I want to admit."
Space Mutant Icon.png "I was going to grab a little something to absorb. Would you like to join me?"
Homer Icon.png "Absolutely."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Just so you know, I eat stuff out of the dumpster."
Homer Icon.png "I know that should bother me, but it doesn't. Let's go."
Marge Angry Icon.png "Homer, no more dumpster eating! Mr. Mutant, we'll join you after you've eaten."
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