The Simpson Genome Project is a premium questline released on May 30, 2017, during the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event. It requires the premium character Hollis Hurlbut.
Quests[]
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Triggered By
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 1
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Make Lisa Get a Genetic Test Make Hollis Hurlbut Send Tests Away for Study
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Hollis Hurlbut
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 2
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Make Hollis Hurlbut Alter the Facts
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4h
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100 10
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Hollis Hurlbut
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 3
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Make Lisa Get Further Testing Make Homer Go in for Testing
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Hollis Hurlbut
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 4
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Make Lisa Study Neanderthal History Make Homer Skip Work
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4h 4h
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200 20
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Hollis Hurlbut
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Dialogue[]
The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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DNA analysis has opened the floodgates of historical inquiry.
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Anyone interested in a free DNA swab? Learn your family's genetic roots?
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Of course! I'd LOVE to know what great peoples of the past I'm related to.
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Lisa, I'm not sure the genetic soup that made me and Bart is a tasty one...
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 2[]
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The results are in! The Simpson gene is overwhelmingly Neanderthal!
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Well, I did hear every person of Eurasian descent has a TINY amount of Neanderthal in them...
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It would be more precise to say the Simpsons have a tiny amount of human in them.
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I don't suppose you'd be willing to change that result? For my peace of mind?
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Lisa, I'm a historian. Twisting the evidence in whatever way is most convenient is what I do. Consider it done!
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 3[]
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It's amazing that primitive cavemen could survive into modern times. You should be so proud, Cave Lisa.
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I'm a straight-A student! I'm not a caveman!
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Well, I'll run a few more tests. But Neanderthals DID have larger craniums. It all fits, you see.
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NOTHING FITS! RUN MORE TESTS!
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End[]
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Homer, Lisa, you both have the largest heads I've ever recorded.
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That's why I'm so smart. Smart as an ape, they all say!
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Such fascinating primate behavior. What a discovery!
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I'M NOT A DISCOVERY AND NEITHER IS MY DAD!
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 4[]
Start[]
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Lisa, as a peace offering, I brought you a present.
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Here. A shank of wild boar. I know how your people love big meat shanks.
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Save it. If I'm a Neanderthal, then I am going to celebrate my history.
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Besides, do you have any idea how interesting this will look on a college application? Yale, here I come!
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And I get to go on disability!
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