Make Wes Doobner Expand His Business Make Gluttons Eat More Ribs (x3)
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Sideshow Bob
The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 4
Make Wes Doobner Strut Confidently
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Sideshow Bob
The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 5
Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6 News Make Wes Doobner Serve Everything On the Menu Make Kent Brockman Critique Restaurant for Show Make Bart Sabotage the Review
Yee-haw! Wes Doobner is servin' up the tastiest ribs this side of New York's esteemed Eleven Madison Park!
And unlike THAT rest-y-rant, we won't cancel your regular Tuesday lunch with Elaine May and Jann Wenner just because you tried to murder the Simpsons a few dozen times!
Sideshow Bob, we KNOW that's you.
Don't blow this for me, Lisa. Please? It's so hard for an escaped convict to make a fresh start.
Can we just fast forward to the part where you try -- and fail -- to kill me?
What's the rush, Bart? Isn't revenge a dish worth savoring? Uh, I mean -- yee-haw!
I would have left you in peace, Bart Simpson. But now you die, like my concept for casual-yet-refined down-home cooking!
At last! Here we go!
You actually enjoy this, don't you?
I guess I do. Weird, huh?
Not so fast, Bob. You're under arrest!
I haven't killed the boy yet, officer! You have to wait until after!
You're under arrest for getting a bad review. Yeah, the foodies have pretty much hijacked our criminal code. Disgraceful, but what are you going to do?