The Screens (quest)

The Screens is a premium side questline that was released on December 7, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the building The Screens.

Quests[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The Screens Pt.1	Make Marge Try to Keep the Peace	4h	100 10	Auto
The Screens Pt.2	Make Marge Take Herself On a Date	8h	200 20	Auto

Character	Dialogue
	Everybody ready to leave for the movies? It's been ages since I've seen a good love story.
	Probably ages since you've lived one, too.
	laughs Did you get that, Marge? It was a dig at your husband. Homer.
	Hey! At least have the respect to hold your tongues until you're out of my house.
	Why? You wouldn't hear us then.
	You know, these jokes are actually getting old, ladies.
	Not as old as the ladies themselves!

Character	Dialogue
	I've had it with all the wisenheimery, you three. It ends now!
	sniff
	tch
	What the ugly crones said!

Character	Dialogue
	If the people I love can't get along, what am I supposed to do?
	Have you ever considered replacing Homer with an obese bulldog? The kids would never know the difference.
	You could give it a really stupid name. Like "Homer".
	Homer is not a stupid name! It's the name of a boring old poet who wrote a story so good they turned it into a Brad Pitt movie!
	That does it! I'm not wasting a babysitter and my going-out-dress on this nonsense. I'm going to the movies alone!

Character	Dialogue
	Have you all finally worked out you disagreements, or should I go back for a double feature?
	Hey, if you want to look at Homer's chin, you could just stay here.
	"Double feature". Good one.
	It is NOT a good one! It's a slight variation on the same joke you've been boring me with for years.
	Patty is a slight variation on the Selma that's been boring me for years.
	...
	Admittedly, not my best effort. But that doesn't mean it's not true!