The Screens is a premium side questline that was released on December 7, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the building The Screens.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Screens Pt.1 Make Marge Try to Keep the Peace 4h Cash100
The Screens Pt.2 Make Marge Take Herself On a Date 8h Cash200

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Screens Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon.png Everybody ready to leave for the movies? It's been ages since I've seen a good love story.
Patty Happy Icon.png Probably ages since you've lived one, too.
Selma Happy Icon.png *laughs* Did you get that, Marge? It was a dig at your husband. Homer.
Homer Furious Icon.png Hey! At least have the respect to hold your tongues until you're out of my house.
Patty Happy Icon.png Why? You wouldn't hear us then.
Marge Sad Icon.png You know, these jokes are actually getting old, ladies.
Homer Happy Icon.png Not as old as the ladies themselves!

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Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png I've had it with all the wisenheimery, you three. It ends now!
Patty Angry Icon.png *sniff*
Selma Annoyed Icon.png *tch*
Homer Annoyed Icon.png What the ugly crones said!

The Screens Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Sad Icon.png If the people I love can't get along, what am I supposed to do?
Patty Icon.png Have you ever considered replacing Homer with an obese bulldog? The kids would never know the difference.
Selma Icon.png You could give it a really stupid name. Like "Homer".
Homer Icon.png Homer is not a stupid name! It's the name of a boring old poet who wrote a story so good they turned it into a Brad Pitt movie!
Marge Annoyed Icon.png That does it! I'm not wasting a babysitter and my going-out-dress on this nonsense. I'm going to the movies alone!

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Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png Have you all finally worked out you disagreements, or should I go back for a double feature?
Selma Happy Icon.png Hey, if you want to look at Homer's chin, you could just stay here.
Patty Happy Icon.png "Double feature". Good one.
Marge Icon.png It is NOT a good one! It's a slight variation on the same joke you've been boring me with for years.
Homer Icon.png Patty is a slight variation on the Selma that's been boring me for years.
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png ...
Homer Guilty Icon.png Admittedly, not my best effort. But that doesn't mean it's not true!
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