The Screens is a premium side questline that was released on December 7, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the building The Screens.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Screens Pt.1 Make Marge Try to Keep the Peace 4h Cash100
The Screens Pt.2 Make Marge Take Herself On a Date 8h Cash200

Dialogue Edit

The Screens Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon Everybody ready to leave for the movies? It's been ages since I've seen a good love story.
Patty Happy Icon Probably ages since you've lived one, too.
Selma Happy Icon *laughs* Did you get that, Marge? It was a dig at your husband. Homer.
Homer Furious Icon Hey! At least have the respect to hold your tongues until you're out of my house.
Patty Happy Icon Why? You wouldn't hear us then.
Marge Sad Icon You know, these jokes are actually getting old, ladies.
Homer Happy Icon Not as old as the ladies themselves!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon I've had it with all the wisenheimery, you three. It ends now!
Patty Angry Icon *sniff*
Selma Annoyed Icon *tch*
Homer Annoyed Icon What the ugly crones said!

The Screens Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Sad Icon If the people I love can't get along, what am I supposed to do?
Patty Icon Have you ever considered replacing Homer with an obese bulldog? The kids would never know the difference.
Selma Icon You could give it a really stupid name. Like "Homer".
Homer Icon Homer is not a stupid name! It's the name of a boring old poet who wrote a story so good they turned it into a Brad Pitt movie!
Marge Annoyed Icon That does it! I'm not wasting a babysitter and my going-out-dress on this nonsense. I'm going to the movies alone!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Have you all finally worked out you disagreements, or should I go back for a double feature?
Selma Happy Icon Hey, if you want to look at Homer's chin, you could just stay here.
Patty Happy Icon "Double feature". Good one.
Marge Icon It is NOT a good one! It's a slight variation on the same joke you've been boring me with for years.
Homer Icon Patty is a slight variation on the Selma that's been boring me for years.
Homer Thoughtful Icon ...
Homer Guilty Icon Admittedly, not my best effort. But that doesn't mean it's not true!
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