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The Saxamaphone is a premium limited time side questline involving the character Lisa and her Saxophone Lisa costume. It was released on October 6, 2015, during the Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event's Act 1.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Saxamaphone Pt. 1 Make Saxophone Lisa Practice a Saxophone Solo at home 4h Cash100
XP10
Auto
The Saxamaphone Pt. 2 Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Elementary*
Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at Springfield Elementary
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Saxamaphone Pt. 3 Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall*
Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at the Town Hall
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Saxamaphone Pt. 4 Make Saxophone Lisa Play Street Music 4h Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Saxamaphone Pt. 5 Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo 4h Cash100
XP10
Lisa


Dialogue Edit

The Saxamaphone Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Saxophone Lisa Surprised Icon What a perfect costume for me!
Saxophone Lisa Icon Now when I play my saxophone, I can actually “be the music!”
Saxophone Lisa Happy Icon I feel a solo coming on!

The Saxamaphone Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon My goodness, someone is feeling extra musical today!
Saxophone Lisa Happy Icon This costume is inspiring me to try all kinds of new jazz improvisations! It's such a rush.
Marge Icon But why are you wasting all this good stuff? Nobody can hear you playing in your room.
Saxophone Lisa Icon Really? Do you think other people would want to hear it?
Marge Happy Icon Of course! And you in that little costume! Priceless!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Sherri & Terri Icon Saxophones don't play saxophones! Your costume makes no sense.
Dewey Largo Icon Stick to the score Ms. Simpson, showboating won't earn you a passing mark.
Ralph Sad Icon Your horn sounds like dead ducks.

The Saxamaphone Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Saxophone Lisa Sad Icon The kids hated my music.
Saxophone Lisa Annoyed Icon And they said my costume was lame – which is insanity! Look at me! I AM A SAXOPHONE!
Marge Icon Aww, sweetie, who cares what a bunch of silly kids think?
Marge Icon They're just too young to appreciate how talented you are.
Saxophone Lisa Icon You're right! My music is sophisticated and complex.
Marge Icon I think you should go out and find a more mature audience.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Stern Icon I don't know what you're, er ah, protesting, but stop immediately or I'll have you arrested.
Saxophone Lisa Icon For what?
Quimby Angry Icon An assassination attempt on my ears!

The Saxamaphone Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Saxophone Lisa Sad Icon Nobody wants to hear me play.
Marge Icon Oh they're just a bunch of soulless politicians. You need to play for the working man.
Marge Icon People who can understand the beauty and pain of your music.
Saxophone Lisa Happy Icon I've got it! I'll busk in the street. All the jazz greats started out that way!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Barney Sad Icon Quiet little saxophone girl! Some of us are trying to sleep.
Saxophone Lisa Annoyed Icon Really? I'm keeping you awake? The Crazy Cat lady's screaming next door isn't bothering you?
Barney Icon No. I relate to what she's laying down.

The Saxamaphone Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Saxophone Lisa Sad Icon Well, that didn't work either.
Marge Icon Okay, how ‘bout this? What if you played in a deserted forest? I'll bet woodland creatures would appreciate--
Saxophone Lisa Sad Icon Wait a minute, I know what you're doing! You've just been sending me out of the house so YOU don't have to listen to me.
Marge Icon I'm sorry. I just don't get jazz. But who cares what I think? All that matters is what you think.
Marge Icon You love that Downtown Abby show and everyone else in the world hates it.
Saxophone Lisa Annoyed Icon It's Downton Abbey and it's a huge hit.
Marge Icon Okay, well, I don't like it.
Saxophone Lisa Icon I'm going to my room to play my saxophone.
Saxophone Lisa Annoyed Icon LOUDLY.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Lisa's been practicing for a long time. I'm gonna tell her she's good enough to play at the Squid Port.
Marge Sad Icon That won't work. She's on to us.
Homer Doh Icon D'oh!
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