The Rule of Two

The Rule of Two is a premium questline released on September 17, 2014 during the Level 45 update. It needs the premium character Hank Scorpio toghether with Nelson.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The Rule of Two Pt. 1	Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce	12h 12h	100 10	Hank Scorpio
The Rule of Two Pt. 2	Make Nelson Organize Bullying Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program	8h 8h	200 20	Hank Scorpio

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Rule of Two Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	"Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life."
	"Come back here, nerd!"
	"When I catch you, I'm going to give you an Indian burn so bad you'll open a casino."
	"sigh Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made Henry Kissinger pee his pants in pre-school."
	"I think he was picking up his daughter."

The Rule of Two Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	"Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?"
	"Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test." "And US Senator."
	"The world needs leaders, Nelson." "And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition." "What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image."
	"You had me at megalomaniacal image."
	"So the very end?"
	"I'm a slow learner."

End[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	"The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus."
	"Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach."
	"ooof I feel better having donated to a deserving cause."
	"Look at the little scamp go, punching stomachs and administering wedgies like a future Fortune 500 owner." "What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?..."
	"...No, it's gas. Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi."