The Rule of Two is a premium questline released on September 17, 2014 during the Level 45 update. It needs the premium character Hank Scorpio toghether with Nelson.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Rule of Two Pt. 1 Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds
Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce
Hank Scorpio
The Rule of Two Pt. 2 Make Nelson Organize Bullying
Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program
Hank Scorpio

Dialogue Edit

The Rule of Two Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon "Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life."
Nelson Icon "Come back here, nerd!"

"When I catch you, I'm going to give you an Indian burn so bad you'll open a casino."

Hank Scorpio Icon "*sigh* Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made Henry Kissinger pee his pants in pre-school."

"I think he was picking up his daughter."

The Rule of Two Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon "Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?"
Nelson Icon "Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test."

"And US Senator."

Hank Scorpio Icon "The world needs leaders, Nelson."

"And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition."
"What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image."

Nelson Icon "You had me at megalomaniacal image."
Hank Scorpio Icon "So the very end?"
Nelson Icon "I'm a slow learner."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon "The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus."

"Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach."

Milhouse Icon "*ooof* I feel better having donated to a deserving cause."
Hank Scorpio Icon "Look at the little scamp go, punching stomachs and administering wedgies like a future Fortune 500 owner."

"What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?..."
"...No, it's gas. Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi."

Gallery Edit

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