The Rule of Two is a premium questline released on September 17, 2014 during the Level 45 update. It needs the premium character Hank Scorpio toghether with Nelson.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Rule of Two Pt. 1 Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds
Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce
12h
12h
Cash100
Experience10
Hank Scorpio
The Rule of Two Pt. 2 Make Nelson Organize Bullying
Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program
8h
8h
Cash200
Experience20
Hank Scorpio


Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Rule of Two Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png "Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life."
Nelson Angry Icon.png "Come back here, nerd!"
Nelson Grim Icon.png "When I catch you, I'm going to give you an Indian burn so bad you'll open a casino."
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png "*sigh* Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made Henry Kissinger pee his pants in pre-school."
Hank Scorpio Icon.png "I think he was picking up his daughter."

The Rule of Two Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon.png "Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?"
Nelson Icon.png "Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test."

"And US Senator."

Hank Scorpio Icon.png "The world needs leaders, Nelson."

"And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition."
"What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image."

Nelson Icon.png "You had me at megalomaniacal image."
Hank Scorpio Icon.png "So the very end?"
Nelson Icon.png "I'm a slow learner."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Grim Icon.png "The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus."
Nelson Icon.png "Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach."
Milhouse Icon.png "*ooof* I feel better having donated to a deserving cause."
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png "Look at the little scamp go, punching stomachs and administering wedgies like a future Fortune 500 owner."

"What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?..."

Hank Scorpio Icon.png "...No, it's gas. Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi."

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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