The Rule of Two is a premium questline released on September 17, 2014 during the Level 45 update. It needs the premium character Hank Scorpio toghether with Nelson.
Quests 
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| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Rule of Two Pt. 1 | Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce | 12h 12h |  100 10
| Hank Scorpio |
| The Rule of Two Pt. 2 | Make Nelson Organize Bullying Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program | 8h 8h | 20020
| Hank Scorpio |
Dialogue Edit
The Rule of Two Pt. 1 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life." |
| "Come back here, nerd!" "When I catch you, I'm going to give you an Indian burn so bad you'll open a casino." |
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| "*sigh* Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made Henry Kissinger pee his pants in pre-school." "I think he was picking up his daughter." |
The Rule of Two Pt. 2 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?" |
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| "Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test." "And US Senator." |
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| "The world needs leaders, Nelson." "And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition." |
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| "You had me at megalomaniacal image." |
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| "So the very end?" |
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| "I'm a slow learner." |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus." "Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach." |
| "*ooof* I feel better having donated to a deserving cause." |
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| "Look at the little scamp go, punching stomachs and administering wedgies like a future Fortune 500 owner." "What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?..." |
Gallery Edit
The quest's notification during You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter quest.
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