If you have All-American Apu, you need to make him do the Apu jobs instead. (Note: I'm doing this quest and all the jobs for Apu are with the All-American Apu costume, contrary to this statement someone else edited in. Maybe if you don't have the costume then regular Apu can do the jobs, and that's what the editor meant. Can some check on this and correct this entry please?)
Make Apu Turn a Profit Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks (x10)
12h 60m
Apu
Dialogue[]
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1[]
Character
Dialogue
"Citizens of Springfield, fear not!"
"No longer will airborne displays of fireworks-related Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!"
"Federal agent Rex Banner!?"
"Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees."
"Well, that'll be nice. They're kind of a nuisance."
"Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?"
"They're the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering!"
"And nothing will stop me from ending this scourge!"
"Unless it is my debilitating addiction to refined sugars!"
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Sales of fireworks are up 3,000%! This holiday is proving most profitable!"
"I've traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see..."
"Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I'd better hide the evidence."
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
"Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon!"
"I know you're the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!"
"Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic ‘Pu."
"I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!"
"I'm an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set."
"Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic ‘Pu."
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4[]
Character
Dialogue
"Release Apu, Rex Banner!"
"I've discovered the true identity of the fireworks smuggler -- Ned Flanders!
Arrest him and interrogate him for hours and hours!"
"Let's go, boys!"
"And... he's gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody -- the coast is clear! Let's buy some boom!"
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5[]
Character
Dialogue
"Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!"
"Wait! That man is innocent!"
"I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits “the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4.”"
"What's so special about the Fourth of June?"
"June 4th was King George III of England's birthday."
"We've always been America's cowards."
"Well, at least there's one thing this town is still good for."
Paranoid Android Redux[]
Character
Dialogue
"Rex Banner!"
"I've again discovered a nefarious smuggling ring -- far too intricate to detail here -- that is headed by our own Ned Flanders!"
"Arrest Ned Flanders at once! And interrogate him for a really, really long time!"
"But not in a scary, painful, illegal way like the CIA does."
"Just, you know, keep him out of my hair while football's on."
"Will do, patriotic citizen!"
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6[]
Character
Dialogue
"Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it's time to restock!"
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7[]
Character
Dialogue
"I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"I haven't blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada Day celebration..."