FANDOM


The Retired Homer's Home was a limited-time side questline released on January 15, 2020, as part of the Holidays of Future Past 2020 Event. It needs the premium character Retired Homer.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 1 Make Retired Homer Play With Bottle Rocket Ships 12h Cash100
XP10
Retired Homer
The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 2 Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole 24h Cash100
XP10
Retired Homer
The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 3 Make Retired Homer Unfreeze His Father and Talk to Him 4h Cash100
XP10
Empty-Nest Marge
The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 4 Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons
Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa
8h
8h
Cash200
XP20
Retired Homer

Dialogue Edit

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Retired Homer Sad Icon Marge! Retirement is boring! I used to fill my time with drinking, but since I quit I have nothing.
Retired Homer Sad Icon What am I supposed to do, hang out with my *shudders* family?
Empty-Nest Marge Icon Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don’t you do something with them?
Retired Homer Happy Icon You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??
Empty-Nest Marge Icon Uh, maybe you build little model ships inside them.
Retired Homer Icon Little model rocket ships! That sounds relaxing.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Empty-Nest Marge Icon Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?
Retired Homer Sad Icon I could use a drink...

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Retired Homer Sad Icon Now I’m bored of building bottle rocket ships...
Empty-Nest Marge Happy Icon Well, you promised me you’d take me on a trip someday.
Retired Homer Icon That’s a good idea, I’ll call our travel agent!
Empty-Nest Marge Sad Icon Uh, Homer, he’s dead.
Retired Homer Icon Really? Well that’s okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Empty-Nest Marge Annoyed Icon The South Pole? Really?
Retired Homer Happy Icon We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon He’s right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it’s only two hundred percent hotter.
Empty-Nest Marge Surprised Icon You’re still a teenager?!
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Empty-Nest Marge Icon Homer, what’s wrong now?
Retired Homer Sad Icon Nothing... I was just hoping I’d run into Santa down here...
Empty-Nest Marge Icon That’s the North Pole.
Retired Homer Icon Oh Marge, you don’t believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.
Empty-Nest Marge Icon You know, your father always seemed…content before we froze him.
Retired Homer Icon I wonder what his secret was?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Surprised Icon What? Where? Who am I?
Retired Homer Icon Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?
Grampa Happy Icon Wait until you can’t remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Retired Homer Sad Icon Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I’m useless!
Mooch Bart Icon Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?
Jiff And Skippy Happy Icon GRAMPA!
Retired Homer Happy Icon Maybe I can still be useful!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mooch Bart Icon Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let’s go.
Jiff And Skippy Sad Icon Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!
Retired Homer Icon No, you kids are fun, but too much work. Bring on the cryo-sleep!!!
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.