The Real Investorettes

The Real Investorettes is a Level 50 quest that requires Helen Lovejoy to be unlocked through building the Municipal House of Pancakes and the premium character Luann Van Houten.

This quest also features the premium character Bumblebee Man, but his tasks are ignored if the Player doesn't have him.

Quests[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The Real Investorettes Pt. 1	Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip Make Skinner Serve Refreshments Make Bart and Milhouse go on a Wild Goose Chase	4h	100 10	Helen Lovejoy
The Real Investorettes Pt. 2	Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator	8h	100 10	Helen Lovejoy
The Real Investorettes Pt. 3	Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate	12h	100 10	Helen Lovejoy
The Real Investorettes Pt. 4	Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre!	24h	100 10	Helen Lovejoy

Character	Dialogue
	"Now that we're all here, I believe we can call order to this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were on snack duty"
	"I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago"
	"Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good"
	"We have some young male investorettes interested about learning the ups and downs of the stock market"
	"Can't you just call us Investors?"
	"Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps!"
	"And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task"
	"It just says hunt a wild goose"
	"Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."
	"Now that they're gone, lets get down to some real business..."
	"Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!"
	"SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?"
	"What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!"

Character	Dialogue
	"I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast."
	"What is this teaching us about investing?"
	"Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we’re supposed to find out which one!"
	"It’s unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne."

Character	Dialogue
	"We tracked down every goose but we didn’t find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though."
	"SQWARK!"
	"Now teach us something about finance!"
	"Finance isn’t something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas"
	"SQWARK!"
	"What’s that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show… with El Bombastico as the star?"
	"Like that idea I just had."
	"That wasn’t your idea. It was Milhouse’s. Who probably needs to go to a hospital."
	" I’m always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.."
	"Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment. First, if you don’t count illegal investments."
	"But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?"
	"SQWARK!"
	"Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one."

Character	Dialogue
	"I’ve got a surprise for you. Who’s dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?"
	"Stinky Pete?"
	"Ay Chihuahua!"
	"Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let’s go meet with El Bombastico!"

Character	Dialogue
	"We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish."
	"What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?"
	"You mean Bumblebee Man?"
	"I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort."

Character	Dialogue
	"El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact."
	"¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?"
	"What did he say?"
	"Ehhh… he say… you have the teeth of a much younger woman."
	"Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!"
	"Mucho Queso."
	"¿Estamos comiendo nachos?"
	"Shall we get down to business?"
	"¿Los accidentes para su gato?"
	"¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?"

Character	Dialogue
	"We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event."
	"Ehh… Te gusta… el pro wrestlo… frijoles?"
	"And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!"
	"Tu esposa huele a pescado."
	"GASP ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!"
	"Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?"
	"Because I’m willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler’s wife."
	"No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know."
	"I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!"
	"Forgive me. I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians."
	"Which I also do not speak."

Character	Dialogue
	"What a disaster. And it’s all your fault!"
	"Ay dios mio!"
	"Well, hold on a second. We don’t need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume."
	"Duffman won’t return my calls after I had him excommunicated."
	"Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!"
	"Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!"
	"Ay Ay Ay!"
	"You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?"
	"WOULD I EVER!"
	"Aw, shucks. Don’t tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?"
	"No. No me gusta."
	"There’s only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list."
	"Que lastima!"
	"His Spanish is getting much better."

Character	Dialogue
	"Wow, we really learned a lot about investing."
	"Name one thing."
	"I'd prefer not to."

Originally, in Part 1, the Investorettes and Skinner had 12h job to do. It has since then been updated to 4h, likely to fit with Bart and Milhouse's task.