The Real Investorettes is a Level 50 quest that requires Helen Lovejoy to be unlocked through building the Municipal House of Pancakes and the premium character Luann Van Houten.

This quest also features the premium character Bumblebee Man, but his tasks are ignored if the Player doesn't have him.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Real Investorettes Pt. 1 Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip
Make Skinner Serve Refreshments
Make Bart and Milhouse go on a Wild Goose Chase
4h Cash100
Helen Lovejoy
The Real Investorettes Pt. 2 Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show
Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator
8h Cash100
Helen Lovejoy
The Real Investorettes Pt. 3 Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting
Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate
12h Cash100
Helen Lovejoy
The Real Investorettes Pt. 4 Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show
Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre!
24h Cash100
Helen Lovejoy

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Investorettes Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png "Now that we're all here, I believe we can call order to this meeting of the investorettes. Agnes, you were on snack duty"
Agnes Icon.png "I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago"
Agnes Icon.png "Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good"
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png "We have some young male investorettes interested about learning the ups and downs of the stock market"
Baby Bart Sad Icon.png "Can't you just call us Investors?"
Agnes Icon.png "Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps!"
Helen Lovejoy Sidebar.png "And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task"
Milhouse Icon.png "It just says hunt a wild goose"
Luann Icon.png "Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png "Now that they're gone, lets get down to some real business..."
Helen Lovejoy Angsty Icon.png "Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!"
Agnes Angry Icon.png "SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?"
Agnes Annoyed Icon.png "What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Originally, in Part 1, the Investorettes and Skinner had 12h job to do. It has since then been updated to 4h, likely to fit with Bart and Milhouse's task.
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.