The Ravencrow is a side questline that was released on December 18, 2016, for the Winter 2016 Event. It requires Ravencrow Neversmiles, an outfit for Lisa.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Ravencrow Pt. 1 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Dye All Her Clothes Black 8h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
The Ravencrow Pt. 2 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Enjoy Some Time Alone 24h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
The Ravencrow Pt. 3 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Bathe in SPF 200 Sunscreen 60m Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
The Ravencrow Pt. 4 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Write Dark Poetry 4h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
The Ravencrow Pt. 5 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Communicate With the Dead
Make Milhouse Try to Eavesdrop
12
12h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Ravencrow Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Excited Icon.png Wow, Lisa, I love your new outfit!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Lisa? Never heard of her. My name is Ravencrow Neversmiles, and you're in my way, worm!
Milhouse Icon.png Eight is pretty early for a Goth phase.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon.png I'm precocious. It's not a crime.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Now my raiment is as black as my Goth soul.
Milhouse Icon.png You look awesome in black, Lis.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Happy Icon.png Aw, thanks!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon.png WAIT! Stop cheering me up! Trying to be morose here, dude.

The Ravencrow Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png Hey Ravencrow, I got an extra ticket to the new Angelica Button movie. Wanna go?
Ravencrow Neversmiles Happy Icon.png Oooh! Shoot, yes I do. Very much.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png But alas, a Goth must always be alone. Alone with her bottomless despair.
Milhouse Icon.png Okay. Have fun with that!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Wow. I've been lonely most of my life.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png But when I'm CHOOSING to be alone, it's actually kind of nice.
Milhouse Icon.png My dark majesty...
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Not now! Enjoying solitude here!
Milhouse Icon.png Can I do it with you? PLEASE?

The Ravencrow Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png What a great day! The sun is shining, and I got the saddest girl in Springfield by my side.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon.png Dang it, the sun! I almost forgot to cover up. A Goth with a tan is no Goth at all!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png I need sunscreen! The highest SPF science has to offer!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Ahh. Now my skin will forever remain a pallid bright yellow.
Milhouse Icon.png And what beautiful skin it is, my Cimmerian empress.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon.png STOP SAYING NICE THINGS! CAN'T A GIRL FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF?

The Ravencrow Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Hmm. Passing the time sure is hard when you're not allowed to take pleasure from anything.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png How to be miserable, how to be miserable...
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png I know! I'll compose dark, despairing poetry. Verses so bleak, they'll suck all enjoyment from life itself!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Happy Icon.png This is going to be so fun!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png No! No, not fun! Come on Ravencrow, stick to your guns!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Let's see, what rhymes with “a playground of woe...”
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png “A greyhound of snow?” “A slayed pound of dough?” Is that anything? Ugh.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Milhouse! I'm not depressed enough! Come here and annoy me for a while!
Milhouse Excited Icon.png With pleasure!

The Ravencrow Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Let's see, what else are Goths into...
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png The Cure? Pass. Vampires? Lame. Witchcraft? Ugh. So dumb.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png As a student of science, I reject spiritualism lock, stock, and barrel.
Milhouse Icon.png I have a Ouija board, my sweet! We could séance together!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon.png No, too embarrassing. Leave the board. You, scram.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png No ghosts. Big surprise.
Milhouse Icon.png No communing with the dead? That's all right. You'll get ‘em next time, my bleak queen of grief.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png No, I give up. I liked being sad all the time better when I could wear comfortable shoes.
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