The Princess and the Pea-Brain

The Princess and the Pea-Brain
Level	Level 43
Release Date	July 23, 2014
Number of Quests	10
Preceded By	Krusty the Hair Colorist
Succeeded By	Database Recovery

The Princess and the Pea-Brain is the main quest line of the Level 43 update which takes place in Krustyland and starts upon completion of Krusty's Giant Wheel.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Triggered By	Time
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 1	Place Balloons (x2) Reach Level 43 and Build Krusty's Giant Wheel	Krusty	24h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 2	Send Park Goers to Ride Krusty's Giant Wheel (x10)	Krusty	2h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 3	Place Flowers (x10) Make Princess Penelope Play a Princess Song	Princess Penelope	8h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 4	Make Princess Penelope and Krusty Take a Ride on Krusty's Giant Wheel	Princess Penelope	12h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 5	Make Krusty Recover from a Small Heart Attack	Krusty	12h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 6	Make Krusty Recover from a Small Heart Attack	Krusty	12h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 7	Build the Duff Pavillion Make Krusty and Princess Penelope Play Poker	Krusty	12h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 8	Make Marge and Lisa Go to a Princess Penelope Concert Make Princess Penelope Perform a Concert Make Sherri and Terri Go to a Princess Penelope Concert	Lisa	12h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 9	Make Marge Cover Lisa's Eyes Make Lisa Struggle to Peek	Marge	12h
The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 10	Make Krusty Recover from a Small Heart Attack	Krusty	12h

Dialogue

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
File:Krustyicon.png	"Get me my lawyer! The Krustyland Shuttle has an advertisement for a new feature called "Princess Penelope's Palace". "I never ordered that!"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Remember when you were going to marry Princess Penelope? Well, in your prenup you gave her 50% of Krustyland." "And now she wants control."
File:Krustyicon.png	"But I never even married her!"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Turns out "marriage" wasn't a requirement." "I guess I did a pretty bad job negotiating that prenup. But I was in love with love!"
File:Krustyicon.png	"I hope you at least got me something in return."
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"She agreed to wait until you reached age 70 to get the remaining half."
File:Krustyicon.png	"Good work. My doctor says there's no way I'm living past 63."
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Princess Penelope also wishes to expand the appeal of the Park with a couple of new "family friendly" attractions." "Think more balloon, less beer."
File:Krustyicon.png	"What?! She's pretty demanding for a 27 year old non-ex-wife in an overpriced dollar store costume."
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"And she'll also need you to build a giant wheel in her honor."
File:Krustyicon.png	"OH FOR THE LOVE OF..."

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
File:Krustyicon.png	"I was in love with Princess Penelope, and she dumped me like poop from a cruise ship." "She can have her stupid “palace”, but I never want to see her face again." "Wait, what the hell is that?"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"We're projecting her giant face on low-flying clouds."
File:Krustyicon.png	"Turn it off!"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"It's doubled park attendance."
File:Krustyicon.png	"Turn it on!"

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
File:Princesspenelope.png	"Hello, Krusty. I hope you're not still mad I broke off our relationship."
File:Krustyicon.png	"Actually, it's real nice to see you." "And I gotta say you've really fixed up this piece of crap theme park."
File:Princesspenelope.png	"Well, I just planted some flowers around the crap pieces."
File:Krustyicon.png	"Oh, I love flowers. Lotus blossoms, opium poppies, ‘shrooms. They're flowers, right?"
File:Princesspenelope.png	"Let's plant some together. And afterwards I'll stroke your brow and sing you your favorite song."
File:Krustyicon.png	"You're a Cuddly Wuddly Krusty”? Oh boy!"

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
File:Princesspenelope.png	"Krusty, we need to talk. Can we go somewhere quiet and safe?"
File:Krustyicon.png	"Not in Krustyland."
File:Princesspenelope.png	"Let's take a ride on the giant wheel. At least we'll be above the never-ending smell of churros."
File:Krustyicon.png	"Actually, I installed churro scent nozzles in every car on the giant wheel." "Half the park income comes from churros. Interesting fact."

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
File:Krustyicon.png	"So why'd you ask me on that rickety death ride, the park's safest and most modern attraction?"
File:Princesspenelope.png	"I had something dramatic to tell you, but I was a little nervous!"
File:Krustyicon.png	"Well, spit it out!"
File:Princesspenelope.png	"We have a son!"
File:Krustyicon.png	"A son?! Glurg."

End

Character	Dialogue
File:Princesspenelope.png	"I named him after you and me: Shmoikel Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan Pocahontas."
File:Krustyicon.png	"Well, at least there won't be any other kids with the same name in his kindergarten class."
File:Princesspenelope.png	"Oh, he's not in kindergarten. He's 25."
File:Krustyicon.png	"But you're only 27. How is that possible?"
File:Princesspenelope.png	"I dunno. Maybe he didn't play enough freemium mobile games. Nothing keeps you young like playing freemium mobile games."
File:Krustyicon.png	"That's extremely unlikely."
File:Princesspenelope.png	"Well, if anyone has another explanation, tweet it to #TappedOutShmoikel. If we think your idea is funny, we might give you something special, like, I don’t know, a GAZILLION donuts!"
File:Krustyicon.png	"Fat chance! Anyway, let’s assume we've got a grown-up son and get on with the story."

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 6

Character	Dialogue
File:Krustyicon.png	"So what's this son of mine like, anyway?"
File:Princesspenelope.png	"He's obese, a high school dropout, and has recurring jaundice." "He spends his days playing weird board games with his friends and he likes to kiss me on the lips."
File:Krustyicon.png	*groan* "When women tell me they've had my secret baby, they never say "and he's a genius".
File:Princesspenelope.png	"He just needs someone to give him a job with some real responsibility." "Of course, if you did that he'd probably be so busy you'd never see him."
File:Krustyicon.png	"You had me at "never see him"!
File:Princesspenelope.png	"...That’s why I’ve decided we should put him in charge of Krustyland!"
File:Krustyicon.png	"Glurg!"

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 7

Start

Character	Dialogue
File:Krustyicon.png	"As long as I own half of Krustyland, I'm not putting some kid in charge." "This is a job for a sensible adult who can make reasoned, mature decisions."
File:Princesspenelope.png	"Then how about we play a hand of poker. Winner gets all of Krustyland."
File:Krustyicon.png	"A crazy gamble? Done."

End

Character	Dialogue
File:Krustyicon.png	"I can't believe I lost."
File:Princesspenelope.png	"That's because “three of the same color” isn't a poker hand."
File:Krustyicon.png	"Don't tell the monkey that. It's the only way I ever beat him." "Well, you own all the park now. Have fun with it. You'll be the first person who ever did."

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 8

Character	Dialogue
File:Lisaicon.png	"Wow, I love what Krusty's son has done with Krustyland." "Especially for a guy that never appears."
File:Margeicon.png	"It's so clean! He's even added a private room for nursing mothers, instead of that bench next to where guys line up to get into the men's toilet."
File:Lisaicon.png	"I like how instead of sullen teens manning the food kiosks, it's now disengaged hipsters."
File:Sherri/Terriicon.jpg	"Come on! Princess Penelope is giving a free concert at Sleeping Itchy's Castle."
File:Sherri/Terriicon.jpg	"I'm gonna whip myself into a princess frenzy and then go nuts at the Enchanted Cave of Tie-In Merchandise."

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 9

Character	Dialogue
File:Margeicon.png	"Isn't this nice? Princess Penelope is playing guitar and singing in a carriage." "Wait. Where did that driving beat drop from?"
File:Sherri/Terriicon.jpg	"Who are all those male dancers?"
File:Sherri/Terriicon.jpg	"Why is she ripping off her dress?"
File:Margeicon.png	"She's Alaska Nebraska-ing her kid-friendly image!"

The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 10

Character	Dialogue
File:Krustyicon.png	"About a week ago week ago f with us and now tweakin
File:Princesspenelope.png
File:Krustyicon.png	"Yeah. Stay out of the picture for 25 years, then give them everything you own, and things will be fine." "It worked for Rupert Murdoch." "Will I ever actually get to see my 25 year old son?"
File:Princesspenelope.png	"No, Krusty. He's returned to where he came from: the Land of People Who Are Only Needed for Plot Points. It's next to MacGuffin Island." "You know. I've reserved the penthouse at the Krustyland Hotel." "It comes with two white tigers." "Would you like to be the third...?"
File:Krustyicon.png	"Shmlug"

“	You unlocked a new job for Princess Penelope! You can now send her to Sleep in the Penthouse with Two White Tigers.	”
	— In Game Message