The Princess Nerd is a limited time questline released on December 3, 2014 during the Christmas 2014 Event. It requires Ice Princess Martin. Parts 2 - 8 were unlocked upon purchasing the Ice Palace which was released during Part 2 of the event.
Quests
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Triggered By |
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| The Princess Nerd Pt. 1 | Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away | 60m | Ice Princess Martin |
| The Princess Nerd Pt. 2 | Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace | 12h | Ice Princess Martin |
| The Princess Nerd Pt. 3 | Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on his Dress | 8h | Ice Princess Martin |
| The Princess Nerd Pt. 4 | Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin |
60m | Ice Princess Martin |
| The Princess Nerd Pt. 5 | Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace |
24h | Ice Princess Martin |
| The Princess Nerd Pt. 6 | Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away Make Bart Sing his Cares Away |
60m | Lisa |
| The Princess Nerd Pt. 7 | Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace Play Date Make Lisa Defend the Palace form Ice Sculptors |
24h | Lisa |
| The Ice Princess Pt. 8 | Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace from Ice Sculptors Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace |
8h | Bart |
Trivia
- The quest name is possibly of parody of the American film, The Princess Bride.
Dialogue
The Princess Nerd Pt. 1
Dialogue on or before December 7th.
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Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time. |
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And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode |
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Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done. |
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Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent. |
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Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year? |
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I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears. |
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Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag. |
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And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me. |
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I'm devastated with disappointment! |
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But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before. |
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So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment. |
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I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away". |
| “ | What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out! | ” |
— In-Game Message
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Dialogue after December 7th.
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Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time. |
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I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears. |
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But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag. |
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It was a trademark wicked parody of the most beloved children's movie of the last few years. |
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Or a feeble mashup, depending on which website you check. |
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I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment! |
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But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before. |
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So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment. |
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I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away". |
Dialogue post event (some lines inexplicably removed)
| Character | Dialogue |
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Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time. |
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I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears. |
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But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag. |
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I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment! |
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But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before. |
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So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment. |
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I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away". |
The Princess Nerd Pt. 2
Dialogue during Christmas 2014 Event
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What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin. |
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It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence. |
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And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time." |
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It's catchy. |
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And although it reminds me of another extremely popular song owned by a highly litigious movie studio, that's okay because it's a parody. |
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Are you listening, Supreme Court? Pa-ro-dy. |
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Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can. |
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Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update. |
Dialogue post-event (some lines inexplicably removed)
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What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin. |
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It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence. |
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And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time." |
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It's catchy. |
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Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can. |
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Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update. |
The Princess Nerd Pt. 3
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"I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney." "I'm sure their reactions will be delightful." |
The Princess Nerd Pt. 4
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"Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace." |
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"Not to mention his man-tiara." |
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"It's an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is." "We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading “Betty and Veronica” comics." |
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"We always pick him last anyway." |
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"Not good enough!" |
The Princess Nerd Pt. 5
Start
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"Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It's really catchy." |
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"'Allow it to go away, allow it to go away...' Where have I heard that before?" |
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"Nowhere!" |
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"Well all I know is, a song written by middle-aged hipsters about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure..." "Is awesome!" |
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"I love it too!" |
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"All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain." |
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"Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?" |
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"Of course, my good friends!" "Just as a warning, it's extremely slippery inside, so I've hired sherpas to get you up the stairs." |
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"Say, Martin which way is the bathroom." |
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"Down the hall. It's extremely slippery, so I've hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet." |
The Princess Nerd Pt. 6
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"Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!" "So they're going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!" |
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"That's a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!" |
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"I want to… but I'm not confident I can." |
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"Me neither." |
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"Damn it! We all lack confidence." |
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"When your confidence needs a boost, there's only one thing to do!" |
The Princess Nerd Pt. 7
Start
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"Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I'm ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace." |
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"Throw stuff out the windows at them!" |
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"Throw playdate trash!" |
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"Throw ice balls!" |
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"Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!" |
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"Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little." |
End
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"Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys." |
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"It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become." |
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"You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead." |
The Princess Nerd Pt. 8
| Character | Dialogue |
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"Hi Martin, I'm here for my playdate. Hope you don't mind… I'm also wearing an Ice Princess costume" |
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"Okay with me, but so is Bart." |
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"And Milhouse." |
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"Wow, you're all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It's great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too." "So, shall we play tea party?" |
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"Nah, we're playing “GUT SPEW”, the new super-violent first-person shooter." |
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"In our dresses." |
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"*sigh* Well, it's a start." |