The Princess Nerd

The Princess Nerd
Event	Christmas 2014 Event
Released Date	December 3, 2014
Number of Quests	8

The Princess Nerd is a limited time questline released on December 3, 2014 during the Christmas 2014 Event. It requires Ice Princess Martin. Parts 2 - 8 were unlocked upon purchasing the Ice Palace which was released during Part 2 of the event.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Triggered By
The Princess Nerd Pt. 1	Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away	60m	Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 2	Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace	12h	Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 3	Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on his Dress	8h	Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 4	Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away	60m	Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 5	Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace	24h	Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 6	Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away Make Bart Sing his Cares Away Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away	60m	Lisa
The Princess Nerd Pt. 7	Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace Play Date Make Lisa Defend the Palace form Ice Sculptors Make Bart Defend the Palace from Ice Sculptors Make Milhouse Defend the Palace from Ice Sculptors	24h	Lisa
The Ice Princess Pt. 8	Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace from Ice Sculptors Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace	8h	Bart

Trivia

• The quest name is possibly of parody of the American film, The Princess Bride.

Dialogue

The Princess Nerd Pt. 1

Dialogue on or before December 7th.

Character	Dialogue
	Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
	And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode
	Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done.
	Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent.
	Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year?
	I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
	Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag.
	And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me.
	I'm devastated with disappointment!
	But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
	So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
	I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".

“	What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out!	”
	— In-Game Message

Dialogue after December 7th.

Character	Dialogue
	Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
	I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
	But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
	It was a trademark wicked parody of the most beloved children's movie of the last few years.
	Or a feeble mashup, depending on which website you check.
	I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
	But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
	So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
	I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".

Dialogue post event (some lines inexplicably removed)

Character	Dialogue
	Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
	I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
	But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
	I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
	But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
	So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
	I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".

The Princess Nerd Pt. 2

Dialogue during Christmas 2014 Event

Character	Dialogue
	What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
	It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
	And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
	It's catchy.
	And although it reminds me of another extremely popular song owned by a highly litigious movie studio, that's okay because it's a parody.
	Are you listening, Supreme Court? Pa-ro-dy.
	Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
	Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.

Dialogue post-event (some lines inexplicably removed)

Character	Dialogue
	What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
	It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
	And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
	It's catchy.
	Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
	Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
	I'm sure their reactions will be delightful.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace.
	Not to mention his man-tiara.
	It's an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is.
	We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading “Betty and Veronica” comics.
	No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team.
	We always pick him last anyway.
	Not good enough!

The Princess Nerd Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It's really catchy.
	“Allow it to go away, allow it to go away...” Where have I heard that before?
	Nowhere!
	Well all I know is, a song about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure...
	Is awesome!
	I love it too!
	All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain.
	Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?
	Of course, my good friends!
	Just as a warning, it's extremely slippery inside, so I've hired sherpas to get you up the stairs.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Say, Martin which way is the bathroom.
	Down the hall. It's extremely slippery, so I've hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 6

Character	Dialogue
	Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!
	So they're going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!
	That's a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!
	I want to… but I'm not confident I can.
	Me neither.
	Damn it! We all lack confidence.
	When your confidence needs a boost, there's only one thing to do!

The Princess Nerd Pt. 7

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I'm ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace.
	Throw stuff out the windows at them!
	Throw playdate trash!
	Throw ice balls!
	Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!
	Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys.
	It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become.
	You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 8

Character	Dialogue
	Hi Martin, I'm here for my playdate. Hope you don't mind… I'm also wearing an Ice Princess costume.
	Okay with me, but so is Bart.
	And Milhouse.
	Wow, you're all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It's great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too.
	So, shall we play tea party?
	Nah, we're playing “GUT SPEW”, the new super-violent first-person shooter.
	In our dresses.
	*sigh* Well, it's a start.