The Princess Nerd is a limited time questline released on December 3, 2014 during the Christmas 2014 Event. It requires Ice Princess Martin. Parts 2 - 8 were unlocked upon purchasing the Ice Palace which was released during Part 2 of the event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
The Princess Nerd Pt. 1 Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away 60m Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 2 Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace 12h Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 3 Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on his Dress 8h Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 4 Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin

Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin
Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away

60m Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 5 Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date

Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace
Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace

24h Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 6 Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away

Make Bart Sing his Cares Away
Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away

60m Lisa
The Princess Nerd Pt. 7 Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace Play Date

Make Lisa Defend the Palace form Ice Sculptors
Make Bart Defend the Palace from Ice Sculptors
Make Milhouse Defend the Palace from Ice Sculptors

24h Lisa
The Ice Princess Pt. 8 Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace from Ice Sculptors

Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace
Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace
Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace

8h Bart

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The quest name is possibly of parody of the American film, The Princess Bride.


Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Princess Nerd Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Dialogue on or before December 7th.

Character Dialogue
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done.
Lisa Icon.png Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year?
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag.
Lisa Icon.png And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon.png I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".
What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out!
 
— In-Game Message


Dialogue after December 7th.

Character Dialogue
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
Lisa Icon.png It was a trademark wicked parody of the most beloved children's movie of the last few years.
Lisa Icon.png Or a feeble mashup, depending on which website you check.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon.png I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".

Dialogue post event (some lines inexplicably removed)

Character Dialogue
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon.png I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".

The Princess Nerd Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Dialogue during Christmas 2014 Event

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon.png What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
Lisa Happy Icon.png It's catchy.
Lisa Icon.png And although it reminds me of another extremely popular song owned by a highly litigious movie studio, that's okay because it's a parody.
Lisa Icon.png Are you listening, Supreme Court? Pa-ro-dy.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon.png Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.

Dialogue post-event (some lines inexplicably removed)

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon.png What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
Lisa Happy Icon.png It's catchy.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon.png Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png I'm sure their reactions will be delightful.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Whatever Icon.png Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace.
Milhouse Icon.png Not to mention his man-tiara.
Nelson Angry Icon.png It's an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is.
Nelson Icon.png We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading “Betty and Veronica” comics.
Nelson Icon.png No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png We always pick him last anyway.
Nelson Angry Icon.png Not good enough!

The Princess Nerd Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon.png Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It's really catchy.
Bart Whatever Icon.png “Allow it to go away, allow it to go away...” Where have I heard that before?
Lisa Shouting Icon.png Nowhere!
Milhouse Icon.png Well all I know is, a song about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure...
Milhouse Icon.png Is awesome!
Bart Icon.png I love it too!
Nelson Icon.png All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain.
Bart Icon.png Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png Of course, my good friends!
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png Just as a warning, it's extremely slippery inside, so I've hired sherpas to get you up the stairs.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Whatever Icon.png Say, Martin which way is the bathroom.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png Down the hall. It's extremely slippery, so I've hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!
Lisa Worried Icon.png So they're going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png That's a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!
Nelson Icon.png I want to… but I'm not confident I can.
Milhouse Sad Icon.png Me neither.
Bart Sad Icon.png Damn it! We all lack confidence.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png When your confidence needs a boost, there's only one thing to do!

The Princess Nerd Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I'm ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png Throw stuff out the windows at them!
Lisa Shouting Icon.png Throw playdate trash!
Milhouse Icon.png Throw ice balls!
Nelson Angry Icon.png Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!
Bart Surprised Icon.png Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon.png It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become.
Nelson Icon.png You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Hi Martin, I'm here for my playdate. Hope you don't mind… I'm also wearing an Ice Princess costume.
Ice Princess Martin Icon.png Okay with me, but so is Bart.
Bart Icon.png And Milhouse.
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Wow, you're all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It's great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too.
Lisa Happy Icon.png So, shall we play tea party?
Milhouse Icon.png Nah, we're playing “GUT SPEW”, the new super-violent first-person shooter.
Bart Icon.png In our dresses.
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png *sigh* Well, it's a start.
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