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The Princess Nerd is a limited time questline released on December 3, 2014 during the Christmas 2014 Event. It requires Ice Princess Martin. Parts 2 - 8 were unlocked upon purchasing the Ice Palace which was released during Part 2 of the event.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
The Princess Nerd Pt. 1 Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away 60m Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 2 Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace 12h Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 3 Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on his Dress 8h Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 4 Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin

Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin
Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away

60m Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 5 Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date

Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace
Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace

24h Ice Princess Martin
The Princess Nerd Pt. 6 Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away

Make Bart Sing his Cares Away
Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away

60m Lisa
The Princess Nerd Pt. 7 Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace Play Date

Make Lisa Defend the Palace form Ice Sculptors
Make Bart Defend the Palace from Ice Sculptors
Make Milhouse Defend the Palace from Ice Sculptors

8h Lisa
The Ice Princess Pt. 8 Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace from Ice Sculptors

Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace
Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace
Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace

24h Bart

Trivia[]

  • The quest name is possibly of parody of the American film, The Princess Bride.


Dialogue[]

The Princess Nerd Pt. 1[]

Dialogue on or before December 7th.

Character Dialogue
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin Icon And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode
Ice Princess Martin Icon Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done.
Lisa Icon Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent.
Ice Princess Martin Icon Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year?
Ice Princess Martin Icon I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag.
Lisa Icon And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin Icon But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin Icon So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".
What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out!
 
— In-Game Message


Dialogue after December 7th.

Character Dialogue
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin Icon I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
Lisa Icon It was a trademark wicked parody of the most beloved children's movie of the last few years.
Lisa Icon Or a feeble mashup, depending on which website you check.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin Icon But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin Icon So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".

Dialogue post event (some lines inexplicably removed)

Character Dialogue
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin Icon I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin Icon But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin Icon So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".

The Princess Nerd Pt. 2[]

Dialogue during Christmas 2014 Event

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
Ice Princess Martin Icon And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
Lisa Happy Icon It's catchy.
Lisa Icon And although it reminds me of another extremely popular song owned by a highly litigious movie studio, that's okay because it's a parody.
Lisa Icon Are you listening, Supreme Court? Pa-ro-dy.
Ice Princess Martin Icon Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.

Dialogue post-event (some lines inexplicably removed)

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
Ice Princess Martin Icon And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
Lisa Happy Icon It's catchy.
Ice Princess Martin Icon Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
Ice Princess Martin Sad Icon Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Ice Princess Martin Icon I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
Ice Princess Martin Icon I'm sure their reactions will be delightful.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Whatever Icon Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace.
Milhouse Icon Not to mention his man-tiara.
Nelson Angry Icon It's an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is.
Nelson Icon We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading “Betty and Veronica” comics.
Nelson Icon No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team.
Bart Sneaky Icon We always pick him last anyway.
Nelson Angry Icon Not good enough!

The Princess Nerd Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It's really catchy.
Bart Whatever Icon “Allow it to go away, allow it to go away...” Where have I heard that before?
Lisa Shouting Icon Nowhere!
Milhouse Icon Well all I know is, a song about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure...
Milhouse Icon Is awesome!
Bart Icon I love it too!
Nelson Icon All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain.
Bart Icon Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon Of course, my good friends!
Ice Princess Martin Icon Just as a warning, it's extremely slippery inside, so I've hired sherpas to get you up the stairs.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Whatever Icon Say, Martin which way is the bathroom.
Ice Princess Martin Icon Down the hall. It's extremely slippery, so I've hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 6[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!
Lisa Worried Icon So they're going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!
Ice Princess Martin Icon That's a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!
Nelson Icon I want to… but I'm not confident I can.
Milhouse Sad Icon Me neither.
Bart Sad Icon Damn it! We all lack confidence.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon When your confidence needs a boost, there's only one thing to do!

The Princess Nerd Pt. 7[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I'm ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace.
Ice Princess Martin Icon Throw stuff out the windows at them!
Lisa Shouting Icon Throw playdate trash!
Milhouse Icon Throw ice balls!
Nelson Angry Icon Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!
Bart Surprised Icon Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys.
Ice Princess Martin Happy Icon It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become.
Nelson Icon You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead.

The Princess Nerd Pt. 8[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Hi Martin, I'm here for my playdate. Hope you don't mind… I'm also wearing an Ice Princess costume.
Ice Princess Martin Icon Okay with me, but so is Bart.
Bart Icon And Milhouse.
Lisa Deadpan Icon Wow, you're all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It's great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too.
Lisa Happy Icon So, shall we play tea party?
Milhouse Icon Nah, we're playing “GUT SPEW”, the new super-violent first-person shooter.
Bart Icon In our dresses.
Lisa Deadpan Icon *sigh* Well, it's a start.
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