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The Power of Upgrades is a questline from the Clash of Clones 2014 Event featuring Wizard Marge.
Contents
Quests[edit | edit source]
| Quest | Requirements | Time |
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| The Power of Upgrades Pt. 1 | Build Moe's Tavern Collect Gold (5000) |
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| The Power of Upgrades Pt. 2 | Make Wizard Marge Throw Fireballs | 4h |
| The Power of Upgrades Pt. 3 | Make Wizard Marge Put on a Magic Show | 12h |
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
The Power of Upgrades Pt. 1[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
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"Marge is still sore at me for getting hooked on non-addictive magic booze and becoming a murderous psychopath." |
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"Dames." |
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"How can I win her back?" |
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"I dunno… buy her a dress or somethin’." |
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"That’s it! But not just any dress… a magic dress. One that makes her into a lady wizard!" |
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"Look, Homer. I wasn't gonna say nuthin. But you been hitting the purple sauce pretty hard lately. Maybe you should cut back." " Just a little. And this is me talking. I got a pretty high tolerance for watching people destroy themselves with intoxicants." |
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"The most beautiful and powerful lady wizard in all of new crazy Medieval Springfield! La de dah de dah de dah" |
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*sigh* |
End[edit | edit source]
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"A robe? You got me a robe? I already have that robe you “accidentally” took home from the Iowa City Airport Sheraton." "Where, we can now never go back, which is too bad because they had a great yogurt selection in the breakfast bar." |
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"It’s not a robe. It’s a cloak. A magical cloak." |
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"So now you’re trying to involve me in this weirdo pretend cult of yours? No thanks." |
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"Just put it on." |
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"Ooh! It’s so soft. What kind of lining is that?" |
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"Hair from a centaur tail." |
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"Cruelty free?" |
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"You know it baby." |
The Power of Upgrades Pt. 2[edit | edit source]
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"And your lady wizard cloak lets you blast people with fireballs." |
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"Just say “wizard.” “Lady Wizard” is sexist. Would you say “Lady Doctor”?" |
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"Yes. Yes, I would." |
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"I don’t know. I've never once wanted to blast anyone with a fireball." |
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"Never?" |
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" Well… there was that one time Helen Lovejoy took all the corner pieces from the brownies at the bake sale and put them on a plate like she baked them — charging 50 cents more." "Of course you can charge more — they’re corner pieces!" |
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"Maybe just a few fireballs to her rose garden would even the score." |
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"They sure would." "Is Helen even a character in the game? |
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"Who cares, baby... who cares?" |
The Power of Upgrades Pt. 3[edit | edit source]
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"Oh man! Those roses got fire-balled! Wizard Marge, you are hot!" |
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"I don’t know. I feel sort of bad about roasting another lady’s garden." |
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"A wise man once said, “flame is the cleanser." |
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"I think I should do something nice for the community to make up for it." |
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"Something nice for the community? You are not sharing my Elixir, if that’s what you’re thinking of. MY. ELIXIR." |
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"I was talking about putting on a magic show for the town." |
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"Oh. Okay, not really bad-ass. But okay." |
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