The Power of Upgrades is a questline from the Clash of Clones 2014 Event featuring Wizard Marge.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time
The Power of Upgrades Pt. 1 Build Moe's Tavern
Collect Gold (5000)
The Power of Upgrades Pt. 2 Make Wizard Marge Throw Fireballs 4h
The Power of Upgrades Pt. 3 Make Wizard Marge Put on a Magic Show 12h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Power of Upgrades Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Barbarian Homer Sad Icon.png "Marge is still sore at me for getting hooked on non-addictive magic booze and becoming a murderous psychopath."
Moe Icon.png "Dames."
Barbarian Homer Sad Icon.png "How can I win her back?"
Moe Icon.png "I dunno… buy her a dress or somethin’."
Barbarian Homer Happy Icon.png "That’s it! But not just any dress… a magic dress. One that makes her into a lady wizard!"
Moe Sad Icon.png "Look, Homer. I wasn't gonna say nuthin. But you been hitting the purple sauce pretty hard lately. Maybe you should cut back."
" Just a little. And this is me talking. I got a pretty high tolerance for watching people destroy themselves with intoxicants."
Barbarian Homer Drunk Icon.png "The most beautiful and powerful lady wizard in all of new crazy Medieval Springfield! La de dah de dah de dah"
Moe Sad Icon.png *sigh*

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Angry Icon.png "A robe? You got me a robe? I already have that robe you “accidentally” took home from the Iowa City Airport Sheraton."
"Where, we can now never go back, which is too bad because they had a great yogurt selection in the breakfast bar."
Barbarian Homer Happy Icon.png "It’s not a robe. It’s a cloak. A magical cloak."
Marge Angry Icon.png "So now you’re trying to involve me in this weirdo pretend cult of yours? No thanks."
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "Just put it on."
Wizard Marge Ooh Icon.png "Ooh! It’s so soft. What kind of lining is that?"
Barbarian Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "Hair from a centaur tail."
Wizard Marge Icon.png "Cruelty free?"
Barbarian Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "You know it baby."

The Power of Upgrades Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "And your lady wizard cloak lets you blast people with fireballs."
Wizard Marge Sad Icon.png "Just say “wizard.” “Lady Wizard” is sexist. Would you say “Lady Doctor”?"
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "Yes. Yes, I would."
Wizard Marge Sad Icon.png "I don’t know. I've never once wanted to blast anyone with a fireball."
Barbarian Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "Never?"
Wizard Marge Sad Icon.png " Well… there was that one time Helen Lovejoy took all the corner pieces from the brownies at the bake sale and put them on a plate like she baked them — charging 50 cents more."
"Of course you can charge more — they’re corner pieces!"
Barbarian Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "Maybe just a few fireballs to her rose garden would even the score."
Wizard Marge Icon.png "They sure would."
"Is Helen even a character in the game?
Barbarian Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "Who cares, baby... who cares?"

The Power of Upgrades Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Barbarian Homer Happy Icon.png "Oh man! Those roses got fire-balled! Wizard Marge, you are hot!"
Wizard Marge Sad Icon.png "I don’t know. I feel sort of bad about roasting another lady’s garden."
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "A wise man once said, “flame is the cleanser."
Wizard Marge Icon.png "I think I should do something nice for the community to make up for it."
Barbarian Homer Sad Icon.png "Something nice for the community? You are not sharing my Elixir, if that’s what you’re thinking of. MY. ELIXIR."
Wizard Marge Icon.png "I was talking about putting on a magic show for the town."
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "Oh. Okay, not really bad-ass. But okay."
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