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The Power of Pharaohmones is a premium questline that was released on June 11, 2017, as part of Act 2 of the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event. It requires the premium outfit Pharaoh Skinner.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Rewards Triggered By
The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 1 Make Skinner Lead a Field Trip
Make Kids Go on a Field Trip (x3)
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Skinner
The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 2 Make Pharaoh Skinner Teach Hieroglyphics
Make Kids Lean Hieroglyphics (x3)
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Skinner
The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 3 Make Pharaoh Skinner Rule With an Iron Ankh
Make Kids Build an Edifice of Skinner (x3)
12h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Skinner
The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 4 Make Pharaoh Skinner Do a Mating Dance 4h Cash100
XP10
Skinner
The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 5 Make Pharaoh Skinner Pray to Ra 4h Cash200
XP20
Skinner

Dialogue Edit

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon Today, children, is our field trip to the museum, where we will study the relics of ancient Egypt.
Skinner Happy Icon More importantly, we will execute the intricate, beautiful dance that is the buddy system.
Skinner Annoyed Icon And if we could get through lunch without a food fight, that would be a first in school hist--
Bart Laughing Icon FOOD FIGHT!
Skinner Surprised Icon Simpson! We’re not even on the bus yet!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon The Pharaohs were ruthless dictators. All feared them, none dared disobey.
Skinner Puzzled Icon In many ways, they were the elementary school principals of their day.
Bart Whatever Icon What was that?
Skinner Icon Nothing, nothing.

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Laughing Icon Look! I think Skinner’s flipped his lid!
Pharaoh Skinner Icon You will address me as Pharaoh! I think I’ve earned it, by switching clothes.
Pharaoh Skinner Annoyed Icon Effective immediately, English will be replaced by Hieroglyphics, Gym by Manual Labor, and Math by Worship of Pharaoh.
Bart Surprised Icon I’m not worshipping you. It’ll destroy my brand!
Pharaoh Skinner Happy Icon You will obey the Living God or face the ultimate penalty! The ultimate penalty, FYI, remains detention.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Pharaoh Skinner Annoyed Icon No, no, no. It’s eye before tree, except after sea.

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Pharaoh Skinner Annoyed Icon Silence!
Lisa Confused Icon No one said anything.
Pharaoh Skinner Icon Still, it’s a fun thing to yell. Let’s knock off class early and you guys build an enormous stone me.
Bart Sneaky Icon Hey Lis. Let’s secretly make the body of the statue a jackass. That’ll show him!
Lisa Deadpan Icon Great prank. You do realize, either way it’ll take centuries to build this thing.
Bart Angry Icon I don’t hear you coming up with ideas!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Pharaoh Skinner Happy Icon Look upon my works ye faculty and despair!

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Icon Seymour, none of my students showed up for class today. Not that I’m complaining.
Pharaoh Skinner Icon They toil for the glory of their Living God. That’s me. I got a promotion.
Miss Hoover Icon Great. I’ll be in the faculty smoking lounge.
Pharaoh Skinner Surprised Icon Wait! How would you like to rule by my side? All that you see can be yours, from the baseball diamond to the P.E. storage shed!
Miss Hoover Sad Icon I think I’d better call Superintendent Chalmers.
Pharaoh Skinner Happy Icon I begin the mating dance!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Pharaoh Skinner Icon Look upon my moves, ye groovy, and dig it!

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Chalmers Angry Icon SKIN-NER! What’s this I hear about you establishing a dynasty on school property?
Pharaoh Skinner Annoyed Icon Silence, GARY! Do not presume to meet my holy gaze.
Chalmers Worried Icon Skinner, grown a backbone? What’s next: swarms of locusts and people praying to the sun?
Pharaoh Skinner Happy Icon That’s the plan!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Agnes Angry Icon Seymour! Put down that sceptre! You’ll strain your back!
Pharaoh Skinner Surprised Icon Mother! I’ve become all-powerful, so will you please just let me have this!
Agnes Annoyed Icon Oh, poo! Take off that dress and come home. My varicose veins aren’t going to massage themselves.
Pharaoh Skinner Sad Icon Yes, Mother…
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