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"Boy, Dad, you really went for it with this plan. Corporate tie-ins? Stadium naming rights? Can you possibly follow through with this?"
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"I've always suspected I was pretty awesome at business."
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"Plus, it'll be a snap. Everyone knows that sports only exist to sell alcoholic beverages to fans."
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"Uh, I don't think the ancient Greek Olympic Games were created to sell wine."
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"Sure they were! And many years before that, some caveman figured out how to ferment saber tooth tiger poop, and invented Rock Ball to promote it."
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"Hey! That gives me a good idea -- we should add rock-throwing to Tap Ball. Nobody doesn't like watching guys get bonked by rocks!"
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"I'm pretty confident no major beer company is going to sponsor Tap Ball..."
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"Introducing Lady Duff! The first beer brewed especially for the ladies! And now, the official beer of Tap Ball!"
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