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The Patriot is a side questline released on April 8, 2020, during Act 1 of the Simpsons Wrestling 2020 Event. It requires the character Captain Flag.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
The Patriot Pt. 1 Make Lisa Look Up Captain Flag
Make Captain Flag Spread Patriotism
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Patriot Pt. 2 Make Captain Flag Proudly Wave the Flag 60m Cash100
XP10
Captain Flag
The Patriot Pt. 3 Make Captain Flag Consider a Comeback as a Solo Act 8h Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Patriot Pt. 4 Make Captain Flag Wear Jean Shorts in the Ring 4h Cash100
XP10
Moe
The Patriot Pt. 5 Make Captain Flag Suplex EVERYONE 4h Cash200
XP20
Captain Flag

Dialogue Edit

The Patriot Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Surprised Icon *gasp* America Man?!
Captain Flag Icon No, little girl. I’m Captain Flag. Defender of the Stars and Stripes. Suplexer of Terrorists. Champion of--
Lisa Deadpan Icon Never heard of you.
Captain Flag Sad Icon Guh.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon Captain Flag, it’s so great that you’ve come to spread patriotism in Springfield.
Lisa Sad Icon It’s one of the things we’re sorely lacking, along with healthy food, competent medical care, and honest government officials.

The Patriot Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Captain Flag Icon What happened to this town, hopeless child?
Lisa Annoyed Icon It’s Lisa.
Captain Flag Icon No matter. I see a town suffering from a complete lack of patriotism!
Bart Icon I’m suffering from not seeing your famous Twisting Piledriver!
Captain Flag Icon My wrestling days are over. But I can give Springfield a heavy dose of Old Glory!
Bart Bored Icon Eh, I’d rather have the Piledriver.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Captain Flag Sad Icon No one is paying attention to me or my Stars and Stripes!
Lisa Confused Icon Hey, your flag only has forty-eight stars on it.
Captain Flag Annoyed Icon Alaska and Hawaii be damned. There are enough problems in the lower forty-eight!

The Patriot Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Captain Flag, maybe try spreading patriotism from inside the ring. You’d have all of Springfield watching.
Captain Flag Sad Icon I can’t get back in the ring alone! I’m a tag team, and my partner Half-Mast is M.I.A.!
Homer Confused Icon M.I.A… Munched In an Accident?
Lisa Annoyed Icon Missing In Action, Dad.
Homer Sad Icon That’s horrible! Not as horrible as Munched In an Accident, but still pretty horrible.

End Edit

No dialogue.

The Patriot Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Mr. Flag, yer patriotism problem is because people here in Springfield are already so very American.
Moe Icon You got yer hot dogs, baseball, apple pie and… *bald eagle screeches from the corner*
Moe Angry Icon Shut up, you dumb bald-headed bird!
Barney Drunk Icon And where else on planet Earth can people pull off jean shorts! *burp*
Captain Flag Icon Jean shorts, eh? I suppose I could give ‘em a good ol’ American try.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Captain Flag, your patriotic pummelings have coincided with a thirty-percent uptick in citywide patriotism.
Quimby Icon Unfortunately, flag burnings have upticked a little more.
Quimby Icon There’s more smoke coming from flags than the tire fire. It seems you’re rather divisive.
Lisa Icon But that’s what makes freedom of speech one of the great hallmarks of American liberty.
Quimby Deadpan Icon Freedom of speech has also made our air unbreathable.

The Patriot Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Captain Flag Annoyed Icon This town is hopeless! Never in my long career traveling between backwater burgs with local wrestling leagues have I experienced a group of people so wildly un-American.
Captain Flag Icon Springfield, get ready to be Suplexed!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Confused Icon He’s… he’s done it. He’s reached peak America.
Homer Thoughtful Icon *crying* It’s so beautiful.

End Edit

No dialogue.

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