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The Path to Enlightenment is a side questline released on April 26, 2020, during Act 3 of the Simpsons Wrestling 2020 Event. It requires the character Dr. Bonebreak.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 1 Make Dr. Bonebreak Look for a New Job 4h Cash100
XP10
Dr. Bonebreak
The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 2 Make Dr. Bonebreak Work a Shift at Kwik-E-Mart 12h Cash100
XP10
Dr. Bonebreak
The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 3 Make Dr. Bonebreak Haul Junk 4h Cash100
XP10
Dr. Bonebreak
The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 4 Make Dr. Bonebreak Search for Rats at the Club 6h Cash100
XP10
Dr. Bonebreak
The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 5 Make Dr. Bonebreak Dress for Success 4h Cash200
XP20
Dr. Bonebreak

Dialogue Edit

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Dr. Bonebreak Zen Icon Ah, Springfield. More holy than the temples at Borobudur and Mahabodhi combined.
Milhouse Happy Icon WHHHADDDUPPP, Dr. Bonebreak?!
Milhouse Happy Icon I saw you bust a table over The Beefy Bishop’s back on Friday Night Feud!
Dr. Bonebreak Icon Mmm, yes. I gained true enlightenment from that fight.
Dr. Bonebreak Icon And that led me to end my career in the ring and Springfield and to pursue the teachings of the Buddha.
Milhouse Confused Icon But you’re back. For more enlightenment?
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon Nah, enlightenment doesn’t pay much. This monk’s gotta make money.
Dr. Bonebreak Icon Know of any job openings?

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Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon Dr. Bonebreak, did you find a job?
Dr. Bonebreak Zen Icon I was peacefully flipping burgers at Krusty Burger, but some squeaky-voiced teen got in my face so I rubbed his in mayonnaise.
Milhouse Icon I guess it coulda been worse.
Dr. Bonebreak Sad Icon It was. He had an allergic reaction and was airlifted to the hospital. He is squeaky-voiced no more.

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Apu Icon Your qualifications are perfect, Dr. Bonebreak. I am in need of someone to work the night shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Dr. Bonebreak Icon And you’re seeking a former professional wrestler?
Apu Icon The night shift can get rough, yes.

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Character Dialogue
Apu Angry Icon Dr. Bonebreak! You cannot just break the fingers of teenagers who take a penny but refuse to leave a penny.
Dr. Bonebreak Icon Stealin’s stealin’. And they got off easy. I was going to smash a Squishee machine on their heads.
Apu Surprised Icon Don’t ever do that! It would damage a perfectly good Squishee machine.

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon Dr. Bonebreak, perhaps you need to find a job that uses your strength but keeps you away from other humans, or anything with bones really.
Dr. Bonebreak Icon Hmm. Do babies have bones?
Milhouse Worried Icon Yeah. I’d avoid babies entirely.
Milhouse Icon Look at this ad -- the Springfield Dump needs someone to stack junked cars.
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon *reading* Requires superior strength, check. No human interaction, check. And no babies, check!

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Character Dialogue
Maggie Icon *suck suck*
Dr. Bonebreak Surprised Icon Oh, no! There’s a baby in this dump! I gotta quit!

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Psst, Doc. I hear you got a real knack for keepin’ people outta places they don’t belong. I could use someone like that at my club.
Dr. Bonebreak Icon What did you have in mind?
Fat Tony Icon Let’s just say I need some “rats” exterminated.
Dr. Bonebreak Surprised Icon Rats? Gross! Rats are filthy creatures.
Fat Tony Icon Good. So we see eye-to-eye. It’s time they get… “whacked”.
Dr. Bonebreak Icon That sounds messy. I prefer to use traps.
Fat Tony Icon I’ll leave the methods to you. As long as they’re swimming with the fishes by nightfall.
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon *chuckles* Silly mobster. Rats can’t swim.
Fat Tony Icon My point exactly.
Dr. Bonebreak Icon That’s a great idea, I’ll donate them to the local pet store so they have some other friends, like the fishes. I’ll get right to it. *leaves*

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Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon So tell me, Doc. You find those “rats” we talked about?
Dr. Bonebreak Icon Did I ever. There were over thirty of them in the basement.
x100px Thirty rats?! I was being more double-crossed than I ever thought!

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 5 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Dr. Bonebreak Sad Icon None of these jobs are right for me. What am I gonna do? I can’t go back to the ring.
Lisa Icon Dr. Bonebreak, do you realize you’re still dressing for your old job?
Dr. Bonebreak Sad Icon I thought a top coat with no shirt, torn pants and a do-rag would open employment doors.
Lisa Icon It closes more than it opens. You should not dress for the job you have but rather the job you want.
Dr. Bonebreak Annoyed Icon Sounds like you’re trying to get a shirt on me.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Bonebreak Sad Icon I dressed for every job I applied for in Springfield but nobody wants me. I might as well just go back to wrestling.
Mr. Burns Icon Finally you’re using your brain!
Mr. Burns Icon Now stop using your brain, because I’m paying you twenty-five dollars a week to join my new Golden Ring Wrestling league.
Dr. Bonebreak Surprised Icon Twenty-five dollars? How can I eat on that?
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon I assume you eat the wrestlers you defeat.
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