|The Greatest Joke Ever Told||Make Ned Hold Emergency Bible Studies||100|
|The Passion of the Flanders Pt. 1||Build the First Church of Springfield||
|The Passion of the Flanders Pt. 2||Make Ned and Homer attend church, and Rev. Lovejoy give a sermon||100|
|The Passion of the Flanders Pt. 3||Make Bart, Lisa and Milhouse attend Sunday School||100|
|Making up for Lost Time||Make Ned go to Church x3||100|
|One in Every Flock||Make Rev. Lovejoy walk the dog||100|
The Greatest Joke Ever ToldEdit
The Passion of the Flanders Pt. 1Edit
|"There's no church here?"|
"Why, a town without church is as inappropriate as a shower without a swimsuit!"
The Passion of the Flanders Pt. 2Edit
|"Here's the Church."|
"Here's the steeple."
"But I open the doors, and there aren't any people!"
"I gotta get me a laity!"
The Passion of the Flanders Pt. 3Edit
|"Our flock's a little light on the lambs."|
"Where are the children?"
"Won't somebody please think of the children!?"
|"Now I can rest easy, knowing these kids aren't having fun on God's day."|
Making Up for Lost TimeEdit
|"I've missed so much church, the man upstairs must be going bonkers."|
"Better cheer him up with a marathon Prayer-athon!"
One in Every FlockEdit
|"I'm back two seconds and already Ned Flanders won't leave me alone."|
"Perhaps I can leave him..."
"with a little present on his lawn."
- The name of the quest is based on the movie "Passion of The Christ "
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