The Passed Apps and the Furious is a limited time side questline released on February 23, 2016 for the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. It requires Hostess Miss Springfield.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 1 Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala 8h Cash100
Experience10
Miss Springfield
The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 2 Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala 8h Cash100
Experience10
Miss Springfield
The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 3 Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala 8h Cash100
Experience10
Miss Springfield
The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 4 Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala 8h Cash100
Experience10
Miss Springfield
The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 5 Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala 8h Cash100
Experience10
Miss Springfield

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png Miss Springfield, we need your help.
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png Goodness, Chief Wiggum. Why?
Wiggum Icon.png We have reason to believe that the Mob is trying to muscle in on the gala and festival catering business.
Wiggum Icon.png We need someone to go undercover as the hostess of a series of gala events.
Wiggum Icon.png She will greet guests, introduce speakers, and ferret out the mob connections.
Wiggum Icon.png She must be smart, brave, and drop-dead gorgeous.
Wiggum Icon.png I'd send Officer Lou, but he no longer fits in a size four dress.
Lou Icon.png Just can't give up the donut holes.

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png How's the undercover work going, Miss Springfield? Find out any Mob connections to gala catering?
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png Not yet. I'm scared. Is this dangerous?
Wiggum Icon.png It's extremely dangerous. The catering is delicious, and there's every chance of putting on weight.
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png Oh dear lord no!
Wiggum Icon.png Be brave. You're doing this for your fellow citizens.
Wiggum Icon.png Also, if you could sneak out a doggy bag from the buffet, me and the boys would sure appreciate it.

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png Miss Springfield... what a pleasure to encounter you at yet another festive evening.
Fat Tony Icon.png It's almost like you're the only attractive young hostess in town.
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png You're also always at these galas. Any catering-related reason?
Fat Tony Icon.png Not at all. I'm just lending my support to whatever charitable cause this event honors.
Legs Icon.png It's a rally to ban Italian immigration.
Fat Tony Icon.png Just shut up and get the crab appetizers moving!

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png Great undercover work, Miss Springfield.
Wiggum Icon.png Thanks to you, we've established a clear connection between Fat Tony's gang and gala catering.
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png I'm scared. I think Fat Tony suspects me.
Wiggum Icon.png Stay calm. Lou and I will be right there with you at the next event.
Wiggum Icon.png So that we don't draw attention to ourselves, I will be disguised as an extremely fit personal trainer...
Wiggum Icon.png And Lou will pretend to be a visiting Pope.
Wiggum Icon.png We're going to put an end to the national disgrace of regional gala catering overcharges!
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png I sure hope so, because I'm really tired of hearing the word “gala.”

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png Chief Wiggum! I found out how Fat Tony is making money off gala catering!
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png He's skimming off the top... the remoulade sauce off the crab cakes!
Fat Tony Icon.png So, our pretty hostess is a police informant. Grab her, boys.
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png Chief Wiggum, help!
Wiggum Icon.png Can't. I'll lose my place in the buffet line.
Fat Tony Icon.png Don't worry, Miss Springfield. We're making a fortune off gala catering.
Fat Tony Icon.png And we couldn't do that without a beautiful hostess to attract the crowds.
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png So I can live, but only if I keep hosting galas?
Hostess Miss Springfield Icon.png Tough choice.
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