I am just a man like any other that has been chosen by God.
— The Parson's Unlock Message

The Parson is a limited-time character that was released on December 6, 2016, as part of the Winter 2016 Event. He was the seventh and final prize to be won in the event's Act 1.

About[edit | edit source]

The Parson is a charismatic major leader of the Presbylutheran faith practiced in Springfield. He is a close friend to Reverend Lovejoy, His world spiritual headquarters is in Michigan City, Indiana. His appearance and mannerisms are similar to those of Bing Crosby.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Sermonize the Old Hits Cash70
60m First Church of Springfield Nope.png
Tear it Up Cash175
4h - Check.png
Preach a Sermon Cash175
4h Cut-Glass Cathedral Nope.png
Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy Cash550
8h First Church of Springfield
AND Rev. Lovejoy
Sing Psalm 98:5 Cash420
12h First Church of Springfield Nope.png
Spread the Word Cash600
24h - Check.png

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Mind if I pr -pr- pray through?" "Now now, I'm just a man like any other... that has been chosen by God." "Regurgitated by Satan He couldn't keep it down. Old 666, he got sick, sick, sick And that's how volcanoes were born" "Keep Up the good work."
"Well well well, hello everybody." "I hope you didn't have to go to all that trouble for little ol' me." "This is a five-alarm brouhaha."
"We-ell, in these modern times, family's more important than ever." "Sounds to me like someone bit off more than nine holes."

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