The Parson

“	I am just a man like any other that has been chosen by God.	”
	— The Parson's Unlock Message

The Parson is a limited-time character that was released on December 6, 2016, as part of the Winter 2016 Event. He was the seventh and final prize to be won in the event's Act 1.

About[edit | edit source]

The Parson is a charismatic major leader of the Presbylutheran faith practiced in Springfield. He is a close friend to Reverend Lovejoy, His world spiritual headquarters is in Michigan City, Indiana. His appearance and mannerisms are similar to those of Bing Crosby.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Sermonize the Old Hits	70 17	60m	First Church of Springfield
Tear it Up	175 45	4h	-
Preach a Sermon	175 45	4h	Cut-Glass Cathedral
Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy	550 140	8h	First Church of Springfield AND Rev. Lovejoy
Sing Psalm 98:5	420 100	12h	First Church of Springfield
Spread the Word	600 150	24h	-

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Mind if I pr -pr- pray through?"	"Now now, I'm just a man like any other... that has been chosen by God."	"Regurgitated by Satan He couldn't keep it down. Old 666, he got sick, sick, sick And that's how volcanoes were born"	"Keep Up the good work."
"Well well well, hello everybody."	"I hope you didn't have to go to all that trouble for little ol' me."	"This is a five-alarm brouhaha."
"We-ell, in these modern times, family's more important than ever."	"Sounds to me like someone bit off more than nine holes."

Trivia[edit | edit source]

The Parson's voice and appearances resemble Bing Crosby's character of Father O'Malley, who was played by Bing Crosby in the 1944 film Going My Way and 1945's The Bells of St. Mary's.