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The Once and Future King is a quest that is unlocked with the Plow King costume for Barney Gumble.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time
The Once and Future King Pt. 1 Make Plow King Print off Flyers 60m
The Once and Future King Pt. 2 Build Channel 6
Make Plow King Record a Mr. Plow Attack Ad
8h
The Once and Future King Pt. 3 Make Plow King Print Anti-Mr. Plow Lies 12h
The Once and Future King Pt. 4 Make Plow King Frame Mr. Plow 12h
The Once and Future King Pt. 5 Make Plow King Drink to Success 24h

DialogueEdit

The Once and Future King Pt. 1Edit

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Character Dialogue
Plow King Icon "Tired of third-rate snow removal services? Looking for someone a little more -- *BELCH* -- professional?"
"Then turn to Plow King! We're available 24-7. Buzzed, drunk or merely hungover, we always answer the call!"

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No dialogue.

The Once and Future King Pt. 2Edit

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Character Dialogue
Plow King Icon "It's tough breaking into a market dominated by Mr. Plow."
"But competing against my best pal Homer will surely bring out the very best in both of us."
"Competition is healthy, so long as you keep it friendly."

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No dialogue.

The Once and Future King Pt. 3Edit

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Character Dialogue
Plow King Icon "In business, you must always strive to get better. To offer your customers the very best."
"One great way to do that is to accuse your competitors of gross incompetence, unprovoked assaults against customers, and running over babies on purpose."
"To reach your full potential, sometimes you gotta lob some lie grenades at you best-est bud."

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No dialogue.

The Once and Future King Pt. 4Edit

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Character Dialogue
Plow King Icon "Business is booming, thanks to Plow King's peerless service, and Homer's plow being towed."
"If it was seized because a false report of a truck labeled "Mr. Plow" being used in a string of brutal murders, that's no one's fault."
"Homer will get out of jail eventually, and then we'll have a good laugh over my completely ethical business practices."

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No dialogue.

The Once and Future King Pt. 5Edit

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Character Dialogue
Plow King Icon "I've sacrificed so much to become Plow King."
"I've lot my best friend. My principles. Some would say, any shred of human decency I once possessed."
"Do I have any regrets? Perhaps. I regret that Homer made me do all this by having a plow too."
"I wish I'd handled the situation better. For example, I could have low-balled the guy I paid to shut off Homer's phone."
"But when you get down to it, I wish I'd learned years ago how to blow up trucks, because then I could have blown up Homer's myself."
"Instead of hiring Fat Tony to do it. That would have saved some serious cash."
"I've changed, you say? I suppose I have. I've grown, certainly."
"And if leaving Homer's son alive to one day avenge his father's honor makes me "foolish," then so be it."
"I'm not in the murder business."
"And if I change my mind, Fat Tony IS in the murder business, and I have his private number."

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No dialogue.

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