"Uh-oh, did I blow another brain vessel? I think I'm hallucinating a house out there... in the ocean." "No, it's real! It's some kind of house/boat hybrid! Hmmm, I wonder what you call that?"
The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2[]
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"Y'arr, who be doing all the squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriously, some of them cried."
"Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?"
"Captain McCallister. Just let in from a long haul at sea." "Been at Madagascar and at Malabar and spent half a hundred days floating 'round that giant garrrbage patch in the Pacific." "Y'arr, that last one tweren't intentional." "But sit ye down and have a yarn with the Captain. I'll tell of a ship that near went under, her belly laden with counterfeit Kindle Fires."
"Eh, I'm not really much of listening to people."
"Did I mention thar'd be rum by the bucketfull?"
"Yarn away! Don't leave anything out!"
The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 3[]
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"Now, my hearties, bring her about and get her braced in a broach and ye can lay to that!" "Because... um, at three bells... as the crow flies... er... sextant..."
"Is everything okay, Sea Captain?"
"I've been running put of nautical jargon to pepper me conversation with. Which is hard because, ye know, it's my thing."
"You could pick up jargon from classic tales of the sea like, "Treasure Island" or "Moby Dick"."
"Brilliant! You're like one of them, ye know, light... buildings that shine for boats and stuff when the weather is.. not good..." "Y'arr, I'd best get to readin'."
The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 4[]
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"When ye're crossing a great ocean and ye got miles of time ahead of ye, it's the perfect opportunity to hone new skills."
"Nay! I was able to work up a solid stand up set." "Here's my opener: We all know the difference between a Quartermaster and Boatswain, right? 'Bout 20K a year Ba-dum-bump!"
"What language are you speaking?"
"Y'arr, I'm still workshoppin' a lot of this."
The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 5[]
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"Y'arr, I have depleted the ocean of all her delicious sea life." "What Homer did to my restaurant, I did to Poseidon's endless wonderland. So, I can see how he'd be sore at me." "It's going ta take a bit o' sweet talkin' to get the bounty of the sea flowing again."