"Y'arr, who be doing all the squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriously, some of them cried."
"Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?"
"Captain McCallister. Just let in from a long haul at sea." "Been at Madagascar and at Malabar and spent half a hundred days floating 'round that giant garrrbage patch in the Pacific." "Y'arr, that last one tweren't intentional." "But sit ye down and have a yarn with the Captain. I'll tell of a ship that near went under, her belly laden with counterfeit Kindle Fires."
"Y'arr, I have depleted the ocean of all her delicious sea life." "What Homer did to my restaurant, I did to Poseidon's endless wonderland. So, I can see how he'd be sore at me." "It's going ta take a bit o' sweet talkin' to get the bounty of the sea flowing again."