The Old Man and the 'Sino is a limited time main questline for Act 1 of the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. The first 10 parts were released on February 23, 2016 and the final part was released on March 3, 2016. It requires level 6 to start, Mr. Burns to continue past Pt. 4, and level 15 for Pt. 10.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Discuss a Building Plan (x4) 6s Cash100
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 2 Build Burns' Casino
Make Adults Get a Free Drink (x4)
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 3 Make Moe Apply for Work*
Make Cletus Apply for Work
Make Homer Sample the Buffet
Casino Red Chip100
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 4 Build Gaming Moe's 6s Casino Red Chip100
Mr. Burns
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 5 Play a Game of Slots - Casino Red Chip100
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 6 Tap 10 Gamblers - Casino Red Chip100
Going Abroad Tap 3 Gamblers in Friend's Towns - Casino Red Chip100
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 7
Make Springfielders Visit the Casino (x4)
4h Casino Red Chip100
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 8 Make Mr. Burns Feel Good About Himself
Make Smithers Worry About Money**
Casino Red Chip100
Mr. Burns
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 9 Make Marge Worry About the Casino 12h Casino Red Chip100
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 10 Make Homer Surrender Control of America 12h Casino Red Chip100
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 11 Build Cletus's Dice Den 6s Casino Red Chip100

* Only appears if the player has Moe
** Only appears if the player has Smithers

Dialogue Edit

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon With additional land now available along the side of town, it's time for us to make a decision.
Note:Shown at or above Level 40 only.
Quimby Icon Good news! The EPA has shut down the toxic waste dump at the edge of town.
Quimby Icon We can do whatever we want with the chemical-filled wasteland. Ideas?
Skinner Icon Build an after-school center for disadvantaged kids.
Grampa Icon A river-walk beside the sludge sloughs!
Lenny Icon A kitten sanctuary!
Homer Icon A toxic waste dump!

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon This open and democratic discussion of the town's future is getting us nowhere.
Quimby Icon It's time to let a wealthy businessman tell us what he plans to do.
Mr. Burns Icon What this town needs is more fun and games.
Mr. Burns Icon And the most fun kind of games are gaming games.
Mr. Burns Icon I shall build a “Center for Gaming,” accompanied by rooms for sleeping and tables for eating and drinking.
Ned Icon He means a casino!
Mr. Burns Icon Oh, is that what it's called?
Marge Icon I'm afraid we'll have to say no, Mr. Burns. Springfield is a family town.
Homer Icon That's right. We're not a swanky gambling town, like Laughlin, Nevada.
Mr. Burns Icon What if I guaranteed one free drink?
Homer Icon Woo hoo! Free drink!

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon I'm tired of standing behind a bar.
Moe Icon I'm gonna get a job in the casino and stand behind a blackjack table.
Cletus Icon There's jobs at the craps table too, if you is highly educated.
Cletus Icon You have to be able to add up to 12.
Moe Icon What about you, Homer? You gonna get a job and move on up like the rest of us?
Homer Icon Can't talk. Buffet.

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Getting a job at this casino was a great career move.
Moe Icon I've learned so much more about getting money out of drunks.
Moe Icon I think I'll open my own slots joint, if that's okay with you, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns Icon Perfect! Let's make Springfield a gambling Mecca.
Mr. Burns Icon Maybe you can give *me* a job, and I'll steal towels from *your* bathroom.
Moe Icon There won't be no towels.

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Eh, what's this funny looking token?
Homer Icon It says “Use Token To Play Casino Games.”
Bart Icon So the token is like real money, except it doesn't have pictures of old losers on it.
Homer Icon It's virtually a currency!
System Message Use tokens to play casino games. Watch out for chances to cheat. We're on your side - trust us!

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Hey, you. Don't leave the casino! You might feel sunlight on your neck or have to breathe non-smoke-filled air.
Gambler Icon It's eight AM. I've been gambling all night.
Homer Icon But morning is the luckiest time of the day. A lot of times, bacon shows up.
Marge Icon It doesn't just “show up.” I cook it by the metric ton!
Gambler Icon Look, I want to keep gambling, but I think my wife might be giving birth right now.
Homer Icon Then start your kid off right in life, by putting all your savings on black.
System Message Tap gamblers to send them back to the Casino and earn rewards.

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Casino gaming: another successful initiative by Diamond Joe Quimby.
Quimby Icon Bringing my career record to 3 successes and 207 utter disasters.
Kirk Icon We haven't seen so many jobs created here since the Feds built that dam in the Depression.
Bart Icon Is that the dam that burst in 1976 and destroyed downtown?
Quimby Icon Focus on the positive. It also wiped out Shelbyville.
System Message What's a gambling Mecca without high rollers? Get the Rich Texan and add some gun-shooting class to this event.

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 8Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon Smithers, it's wonderful that at my time of life, I have a chance to give back to the community…
Mr. Burns Icon By addicting them to gambling.
Smithers Icon You're maybe too generous, sir.
Smithers Icon The dealers cheat to help the players, the buffet is “All-you-can-carry-away-in-bag…”
Smithers Icon And you give white tiger cubs to anyone who visits on their birthday.
Mr. Burns Icon Yes, I need an army of tiger poachers, but birthdays are special.
Smithers Icon Sir, you've done something unheard of: created a casino that loses money.

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 9Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon I wish everyone wasn't so excited about organized gambling.
Homer Icon Admit it, Marge. You don't like it when people have fun.
Marge Icon That's because fun equals dangerous.
Marge Icon Even the most fun thing in the world: knitting. I've poked myself so many times.
Marge Icon I'm going to do the one thing that's fun *and* safe.
Marge Icon Worry.

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 10Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon ‘Night, Marge. I'm headed to the casino.
Marge Icon Mmm. You know I like it better when you leave me alone with the children by going to Moe's.
Homer Icon But the casino never makes me feel bad about being there! At Moe's even the cockroaches are judgmental.
Marge Icon It's almost as if Mr. Burns set out to convince us to support legalized gambling no matter what.
Marge Icon But that's silly. Wealthy businessmen never have a hidden agenda. Otherwise I wouldn't be voting for Donald Trump.
Homer Icon Agreed, Marge. Let's all be distracted by fun games while rich people control our future.
System Message Keep gambling until March 3rd when the next casino expansion becomes available!

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 11Edit

Character Dialogue
Cletus Icon I've decided to succeed in the tradition of hillbilly trash - by opening a sinful den of dice play.
Mr. Burns Icon Wonderful! Let's build a whole casino strip. More fun for every lout.
Cletus Icon I may go to hell for gambling, but I will give my children a better life.
Cletus Icon They'll go to hell for smarty-pants investment fraud.

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