The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, is a premium side questline that was released on October 4, 2023, for the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Event. It requires the premium character, Mighty Oak Leader.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, Pt. 1 | Make Mighty Oak Leader Try to Engage the Local Flora Make Lisa Give Trees Some Serious Side Eye |
4h 4h |
 100  10
|
Mighty Oak Leader |
| The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, Pt. 2 | Make Mighty Oak Leader Express His Feelings About Pavement | 4h | 100 10
|
Mighty Oak Leader |
| The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, Pt. 3 | Make Mighty Oak Leader Think About Stomping on Humans Make Marge Feel Embarrassed by Homer in Front of the Tree* Make Homer Slam Lunch Beers Before They Get Too Warm |
4h 4h 4h |
100 10
|
Mighty Oak Leader |
| The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, Pt. 4 | Make Mighty Oak Leader Give a Stirring Speech Make Springfielders Be Moved But Not Care (x5) |
4h 4h |
200 20
|
Mighty Oak Leader |
*Only appears if the player has Marge.
Dialogue[]
The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Happy Icon.png | I am your hardwood leader! Trees, lift your limbs to me! |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Confused Icon.png | What the hemlock...?! Why are none of you birches moving?! |
|
Mighty Oak, maybe the other trees just aren't awake like you are. |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | Between you and me...trees are the worst. |
| x100px | Pollen all over your car in the morning, leaves falling everywhere...you know that's how we poop, right? |
|
Yuck. But c'mon...is it really worse than humans? |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Icon.png | *shrugs his limbs* I might've gone a little overboard. |
The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | I guess trees can be jerks, but at least we don't go rolling black goo all over the land! |
|
Are you talking about pavement...asphalt? |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | What'd you call me?! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Confused Icon.png | You've covered up my grass, bush and tree brothers and sisters with pavement. For what? |
|
Duh. For our cars. Look at me, I don't have a body that moves around by itself. |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | You'd be a lot happier and healthier if you just walked everywhere like I do. |
|
Yeah, about that...trees really shouldn't be walking around. |
|
I should give you a ticket, but my ticket pad is back in the squad car. Say, could you carry me? |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | Not gonna do that. |
The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
See, Marge, I told you this park would be a perfect spot for a romantic picnic lunch. |
|
It's nice that you're trying to be romantic but it's a little too hot for a picnic. |
|
I've got that covered. Or should I say this lumberhead has us both covered. Spread those branches out, jerk! |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | Bite my root ball, buddy. |
The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree, Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Icon.png | People of Springfield! |
|
Yeah? |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Confused Icon.png | I was addressing the humans. I don't know what you are. |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Icon.png | People...heed my words, for I am mighty and a leader! |
|
Okay, timber toes, we're primed to follow pretty much anyone who appears on TV and calls themselves a leader. |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Icon.png | You must stop treating the Earth with such disrespect and disregard! |
|
BORING! |
|
Seriously! Dance or do some magic tricks. |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Confused Icon.png | But...but...I am a mighty leader, not a sideshow entertainer! |
|
That's right! Stay in your lane, shade-maker! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
I have to admit, that speech was very stirring. |
|
Moving, rousing, inspiring... |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Happy Icon.png | So you will listen and change your ways now? |
| File:Patty & Selma Icon.png | Nah. |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Confused Icon.png | I don't get it! |
|
You really need a reality show to get any traction these days. |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | And how do I get this TV show? |
|
You can start by working for me! How does "Sideshow Oak" sound? |
|
|
That sounds ghastly! The "sideshow" part. |
