The Mooch Who Knew Too Much is a side questline that was released on August 30, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the character Mooch Bart.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1 Make Mooch Bart Lie About His Success 60m Cash100
Experience10
Homer
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2 Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse*
Make Mooch Bart Figure Out a Career
Make Bart Figure Out a Career
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8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Mooch Bart
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3 Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Clown
Make Krusty Receive a Blackmailing
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Mooch Bart
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4 Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Newscaster
Make Kent Brockman Receive a Blackmailing
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Mooch Bart
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5 Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Movie Star
Make Wolfcastle Receive a Blackmailing**
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Mooch Bart
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6 Make Bart Blackmail a Mooch
Make Mooch Bart Receive a Blackmailing
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Mooch Bart

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon.png Look! Some lowlife bum followed us back from the future!
Mooch Bart Icon.png Hey. I'm your son! I'm the proud adult that Bart grew into thanks to your genes and parenting skills.
Homer Angry Icon.png Why you big--
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Dad, wait! I think it really is him! He's got spiky hair, he hasn't bathed in a month, and your hands fit perfectly around his neck!
Marge Icon.png Bart? How have you been?
Mooch Bart Happy Icon.png I've done very well for myself, thank you. Very well indeed.

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Wow! I actually survived past the age of ten! So what does future me do for a living?
Mooch Bart Icon.png Well, uhm, I haven't exactly hammered out a career yet.
Bart Icon.png Really? With all my skills and talents, you couldn't find a job?
Mooch Bart Icon.png Nope. Skateboarding and smart-mouthing don't pay as well as you'd think.
Bart Icon.png Rats. In that case, we'd better combine our intellects and figure out a career plan.

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png I've got it! I know the perfect career for someone with your knowledge of the future!
Mooch Bart Icon.png Sports betting? Stock speculation?
Bart Sneaky Icon.png No, blackmailing! You must know all the celebrity dirt that hasn't come out yet!
Mooch Bart Icon.png And how! All I do is lie around drinking Romulan Ale and watching daytime holo-TV.
Bart Happy Icon.png So who's our first victim?
Mooch Bart Icon.png Krusty the...
Mooch Bart Happy Icon.png POLYGAMIST CLOWN!

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Character Dialogue
Krusty Surprised Icon.png How did you know about my five Russian wives?
Mooch Bart Surprised Icon.png There's five? Even in the future we only know about three.
Krusty Icon.png Hm. I musta gotten a couple of Mexican divorces.
Mooch Bart Annoyed Icon.png Pay up, Casanozo.

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png Kent Brockman here.
Brockman Grim Icon.png At the front door of my house, in my slippers. What the hell do you want?
Bart Icon.png We're here to present you with a "financial opportunity."
Brockman Icon.png I don't like the sound of those air quotes.
Mooch Bart Annoyed Icon.png You see, a few years from now, I learned about a certain nasally administered white powder you've been purchasing in large quantities.
Brockman Sad Icon.png You know about the medicated powder for my shameful nose-acne? Don't tell anyone! I'll pay anything you want!

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon.png Vhat brings you flabby time twins to my three-man Jacuzzi?
Bart Icon.png Mr. Wolfcastle, my associate here has come into certain information regarding your box office smash "McBain 7: Running on Fumes."
Wolfcastle Icon.png I'm reluctantly listening vith one earhole.
Mooch Bart Annoyed Icon.png As it turns out, the entire plot of the movie was plagiarized from a 1973 popsicle stick riddle!
Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png It's true. I ate that delicious pop and committed the stick to memory. Don't tell anyone!
Mooch Bart Happy Icon.png Oh, we won't. For a price.

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mooch Bart Happy Icon.png Thanks for the great advice, younger me. Blackmail is a fun and rewarding career.
Bart Curious Icon.png Yeah... but where's my cut?
Mooch Bart Icon.png Let's say I'll hold onto it, and you'll receive it in the future when you become me. We're cool, right?
Bart Angry Icon.png No, we are NOT cool. Either you give me my fair 75% share, or embarrassing photos of me will eventually embarrass YOU down the road!
Mooch Bart Sad Icon.png What kind of photos?
Bart Icon.png Picture me in a glittery Happy-Little-Elf costume, slow-dancing with Martin.
Mooch Bart Icon.png Instead of picturing that, I'll just pay.
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