The Mooch Who Knew Too Much is a side questline that was released on August 30, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the character Mooch Bart.
Quests 
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| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1 | Make Mooch Bart Lie About His Success | 60m |  100  10
| Homer |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2 | Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse* Make Mooch Bart Figure Out a Career Make Bart Figure Out a Career | - 8h 8h | 100 10
| Mooch Bart |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3 | Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Clown Make Krusty Receive a Blackmailing | 8h 8h | 100 10
| Mooch Bart |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4 | Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Newscaster Make Kent Brockman Receive a Blackmailing | 8h 8h | 100 10
| Mooch Bart |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5 | Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Movie Star Make Wolfcastle Receive a Blackmailing** | 8h 8h | 100 10
| Mooch Bart |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6 | Make Bart Blackmail a Mooch Make Mooch Bart Receive a Blackmailing | 8h 8h | 100 10
| Mooch Bart |
Dialogue Edit
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Look! Some lowlife bum followed us back from the future! |
| Hey. I'm your son! I'm the proud adult that Bart grew into thanks to your genes and parenting skills. |
| Why you big-- |
| Dad, wait! I think it really is him! He's got spiky hair, he hasn't bathed in a month, and your hands fit perfectly around his neck! |
| Bart? How have you been? |
| I've done very well for myself, thank you. Very well indeed. |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Wow! I actually survived past the age of ten! So what does future me do for a living? |
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| Well, uhm, I haven't exactly hammered out a career yet. |
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| Really? With all my skills and talents, you couldn't find a job? |
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| Nope. Skateboarding and smart-mouthing don't pay as well as you'd think. |
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| Rats. In that case, we'd better combine our intellects and figure out a career plan. |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| I've got it! I know the perfect career for someone with your knowledge of the future! |
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| Sports betting? Stock speculation? |
| No, blackmailing! You must know all the celebrity dirt that hasn't come out yet! |
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| And how! All I do is lie around drinking Romulan Ale and watching daytime holo-TV. |
| So who's our first victim? |
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| Krusty the... |
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| POLYGAMIST CLOWN! |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| How did you know about my five Russian wives? |
| There's five? Even in the future we only know about three. |
| Hm. I musta gotten a couple of Mexican divorces. |
| Pay up, Casanozo. |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Kent Brockman here. |
| At the front door of my house, in my slippers. What the hell do you want? |
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| We're here to present you with a "financial opportunity." |
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| I don't like the sound of those air quotes. |
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| You see, a few years from now, I learned about a certain nasally administered white powder you've been purchasing in large quantities. |
| You know about the medicated powder for my shameful nose-acne? Don't tell anyone! I'll pay anything you want! |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Vhat brings you flabby time twins to my three-man Jacuzzi? |
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| Mr. Wolfcastle, my associate here has come into certain information regarding your box office smash "McBain 7: Running on Fumes." |
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| I'm reluctantly listening vith one earhole. |
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| As it turns out, the entire plot of the movie was plagiarized from a 1973 popsicle stick riddle! |
| It's true. I ate that delicious pop and committed the stick to memory. Don't tell anyone! |
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| Oh, we won't. For a price. |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| Thanks for the great advice, younger me. Blackmail is a fun and rewarding career. |
| Yeah... but where's my cut? |
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| Let's say I'll hold onto it, and you'll receive it in the future when you become me. We're cool, right? |
| No, we are NOT cool. Either you give me my fair 75% share, or embarrassing photos of me will eventually embarrass YOU down the road! |
| What kind of photos? |
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| Picture me in a glittery Happy-Little-Elf costume, slow-dancing with Martin. |
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| Instead of picturing that, I'll just pay. |
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