Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1
| Make Mooch Bart Lie About His Success
| 60m
| 100 10
| Homer
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2
| Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse* Make Mooch Bart Figure Out a Career Make Bart Figure Out a Career
| - 8h 8h
| 100 10
| Mooch Bart
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3
| Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Clown Make Krusty Receive a Blackmailing
| 8h 8h
| 100 10
| Mooch Bart
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4
| Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Newscaster Make Kent Brockman Receive a Blackmailing
| 8h 8h
| 100 10
| Mooch Bart
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5
| Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Movie Star Make Wolfcastle Receive a Blackmailing**
| 8h 8h
| 100 10
| Mooch Bart
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6
| Make Bart Blackmail a Mooch Make Mooch Bart Receive a Blackmailing
| 8h 8h
| 100 10
| Mooch Bart
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Look! Some lowlife bum followed us back from the future!
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| Hey. I'm your son! I'm the proud adult that Bart grew into thanks to your genes and parenting skills.
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| Why you big--
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| Dad, wait! I think it really is him! He's got spiky hair, he hasn't bathed in a month, and your hands fit perfectly around his neck!
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| Bart? How have you been?
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| I've done very well for myself, thank you. Very well indeed.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Wow! I actually survived past the age of ten! So what does future me do for a living?
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| Well, uhm, I haven't exactly hammered out a career yet.
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| Really? With all my skills and talents, you couldn't find a job?
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| Nope. Skateboarding and smart-mouthing don't pay as well as you'd think.
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| Rats. In that case, we'd better combine our intellects and figure out a career plan.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| I've got it! I know the perfect career for someone with your knowledge of the future!
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| Sports betting? Stock speculation?
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| No, blackmailing! You must know all the celebrity dirt that hasn't come out yet!
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| And how! All I do is lie around drinking Romulan Ale and watching daytime holo-TV.
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| So who's our first victim?
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| Krusty the...
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| POLYGAMIST CLOWN!
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Character
| Dialogue
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| How did you know about my five Russian wives?
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| There's five? Even in the future we only know about three.
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| Hm. I musta gotten a couple of Mexican divorces.
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| Pay up, Casanozo.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Kent Brockman here.
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| At the front door of my house, in my slippers. What the hell do you want?
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| We're here to present you with a "financial opportunity."
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| I don't like the sound of those air quotes.
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| You see, a few years from now, I learned about a certain nasally administered white powder you've been purchasing in large quantities.
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| You know about the medicated powder for my shameful nose-acne? Don't tell anyone! I'll pay anything you want!
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Vhat brings you flabby time twins to my three-man Jacuzzi?
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| Mr. Wolfcastle, my associate here has come into certain information regarding your box office smash "McBain 7: Running on Fumes."
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| I'm reluctantly listening vith one earhole.
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| As it turns out, the entire plot of the movie was plagiarized from a 1973 popsicle stick riddle!
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| It's true. I ate that delicious pop and committed the stick to memory. Don't tell anyone!
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| Oh, we won't. For a price.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Thanks for the great advice, younger me. Blackmail is a fun and rewarding career.
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| Yeah... but where's my cut?
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| Let's say I'll hold onto it, and you'll receive it in the future when you become me. We're cool, right?
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| No, we are NOT cool. Either you give me my fair 75% share, or embarrassing photos of me will eventually embarrass YOU down the road!
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| What kind of photos?
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| Picture me in a glittery Happy-Little-Elf costume, slow-dancing with Martin.
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| Instead of picturing that, I'll just pay.
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