The Monsters Mash, was a limited time questline that was released on October 22, 2023. It was the main questline for Act 3 of the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Event, progressing through it unlocked all the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the main Act 2 questline, Plants vs. Karate,. It was succeeded by the main Act 4 questline, The Human League of Humans,.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Monsters Mash, Pt. 1 | Collect Hand Axes (x115) Make Bart Be Disappointed by His Heroes Make Taekwon Dracula Challenge Dracula Make Dracula Suddenly Remember an Urgent Appointment* Make Homer Root for Monster Fights |
- 4h 4h 4h |
 100  10
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Auto |
| The Monsters Mash, Pt. 2 | Collect Hand Axes (x155) Make Taekwon Dracula Challenge Everyone in Springfield to Fight Make Springfielders Make Excuses Not to Fight Monsters (x5) Make Homer Throw Rich People Under the Bus Make Lisa Be Unsurprised Rich People are Fleeing Make Burns Try to Escape the Earth Make Itchy and Scratchy Try to Ditch the Earth** |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
| The Monsters Mash, Pt. 3 | Collect Hand Axes (x155) Make Lisa Try to Get the Mayor to Actually Lead Make Quimby Make Excuses Not to Lead Anything*** Make Miss Springfield Start Dating Taekwon Dracula**** Make Lenny Try to Bribe Monsters With Apple Strudel***** Make Homer Eat All the Strudel |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
| The Monsters Mash, Pt. 4 | Collect Hand Axes (x155) Make Springfielders Complain About the Monster Apocalypse (x5) Make Homer Try to Take Lisa on a Trip Across the Country Make Lisa Try to Avoid Hiking With Homer |
- 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
| The Monsters Mash, Pt. 5 | Collect Hand Axes (x195) Make Lisa Nurse Xylemites Back to Life Make Homer Compare Xylem to Root Make Xylem Decide to Take Up Martial Arts****** Make Bart Be Embarrassed by Alien Posers |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h 4h |
200 20
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Auto |
*Only appears if the player has Count Dracula.
**Only appears if the player has Itchy and Scratchy/
***Only appears if the player has Quimby.
****Only appears if the player has Miss Springfield.
*****Only appears if the player has Lenny.
******Only appears if the player has Xylem.
Dialogue[]
The Monsters Mash, Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Could you stop hitting us now?! We gave us a week ago. |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png | Just making sure you plant nerds know who's top predator. Us! |
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I'm with you, my blood-sucking buddy! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png | Don't "buddy" me! You old monsters are a disgrace! |
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What you mean? Frankenstein plenty scary! |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Happy Icon.png | What's scary is how out of shape you are! |
| File:Mixed Martial Medusa Annoyed Icon.png | When's the last time you beat up a trick-or-treater and stole his Halloween candy? |
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That's just mean. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Annoyed Icon.png | No. This is mean! *punches Werewolf* |
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Hey! You guys aren't this jerky on your Ki-Ya Karate Monsters TV show. |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png | Our agents deserve the credit. They hide our true nature. |
The Monsters Mash, Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png | It's disappointing that none of the monsters in this town have a backbone! |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Icon.png | How 'bout the rest of you knuckleheads? Who is the mightiest among you? |
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Don't look at me. I'm only Hollywood movie star tough. I'm really a weakling. |
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And us bikers only scare accountants and lawyers. We're just bullies with club patches. |
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If you're looking for the really powerful in our society, it's the rich people. |
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That peon is correct. Now gaze upon my formidable magnificence! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png | So be it. We challenge this wire of a human to fight! KI-YA! |
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I fight with the almighty dollar. How big of a check do I have to write to send you and your monster friends packing? |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Annoyed Icon.png | Money means nothing to us! We only value strength in personal combat. |
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In that case...Smithers, prepare my planetary escape pod! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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So long, suckers! *escape pod sputters and crashes* |
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Say, Scratchy, is there room on your rocket ship for a rich raconteur such as myself? |
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It's a cartoon rocket that Itchy will only explode in a horrible and humorous way. |
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That doesn't answer my question. |
The Monsters Mash, Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Mayor Quimby, you're the leader of this city! You have to lead a resistance to the Karate Monsters! |
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Er...as your leader, I've only ever thought of myself. That will continue now. |
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This stinks! The monsters have us locked up like POWs. |
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Hey, that gives me an idea! We should bribe the monster guards with apple strudel. |
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Mmm...monster strudel. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Oh, no! I ate all the monster strudel! |
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We figured you would. So, we made a secret second batch. |
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D'oh! I mean woo-hoo! I'll take a piece! |
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Not for you, Homer. |
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Say, mister Karate Monsters...wanna try some delicious strudel in exchange for releasing us? |
| File:Mixed Martial Medusa Annoyed Icon.png | Fruit pastry for your freedom? You'll have to do better than that! |
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What if I added a brown sugar drizzle? |
The Monsters Mash, Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Maybe living in this monster apocalypse hellscape isn't completely terrible. |
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We still have cigarettes... |
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And making people wait in line at the DMV. |
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Guys, let's not settle for this life. We haven't tried to get rid of the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters yet. |
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It's too late for that, Lisa. Civilization has collapsed. It's time to prove I'm a good father and take you on a hike across the country. |
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What? That won't prove anything. |
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I'd do it, Lis. Afterall, when does lardbutt ever get off the couch? |
The Monsters Mash, Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
Lisa, what are you doing? |
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Giving us a chance at freedom! I've nursed the Xylem leader back to life. |
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To clarify, I wasn't dead. Just a bit wilted. |
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I know I always ask this but, why do we need vegetables? |
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By combining forces – humans, Xylem, and the plant aliens – we can defeat the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters. |
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That's a great idea! |
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That's a terrible idea! |
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Stay out of this, broccoli face! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Stand back and witness the martial arts might of... |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Tree Kwondo Icon.png | Tree Kwondo! |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Tai Chi Chestnut Icon.png | Tai Chi Chestnut! |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Jiu Jitsu Juniper Icon.png | Jiu Jitsu Juniper! |
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Wow! Those are some awesome tree names! |
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More importantly you guys learned martial arts to fight the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters! |
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No. We learned martial arts so we could hang out with the cool monsters. |
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How did I not see that coming? |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Happy Icon.png | Welcome to the dojo, guys! |
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We're in? Just like that? |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png | Sure. We've been wanting to add some houseplants to our place. |
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How did I not see that coming? |
