The Mighty Bucks is a limited time side quest chain involving the character Mr. Burns and his Softball Mr. Burns's new costume released on June 23, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 1.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Mighty Bucks Pt. 1 Make Softball Mr. Burns Learn What Softball Is 4h Cash100, Experience10 Mr. Burns
The Mighty Bucks Pt. 2 Make Softball Mr. Burns Signal Plays
Make Kids Play Softball (x5)
Cash100, Experience10 Mr. Burns
The Mighty Bucks Pt. 3 Make Softball Mr. Burns Yell at Children
Make Milhouse Look Up to a New Father Figure
Cash100, Experience10 Mr. Burns
The Mighty Bucks Pt. 4 Make Softball Mr. Burns Bond with Milhouse 8h Cash100, Experience10 Mr. Burns
The Mighty Bucks Pt. 5 Make Softball Mr. Burns Watch the Game
Make Kids Play Softball (x4)
Make Milhouse Compete with His Own Team
Cash100, Experience10 Mr. Burns

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon.png "Excuse me, sir. Do you remember that traffic ticket we received for running a red light?"
Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "Pah! Red lights only apply to the poor, the middle class, the rich, and the ultra-rich. I'm super-ultra-class-double-five-star-stupid rich!"
Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "Or does that title no longer hold any meaning in our society? We need to contest this ticket all the way to the United States Supreme Court!"
Smithers Icon.png "We did. We lost 5-4."
Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "I thought when we got shadow arch-conservative Sonia Sotomayor appointed to the Court, they'd finally look out for us wealthy folk."
Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "I suppose we'll just have to content ourselves with owning the Executive and Legislative branches of government."
Smithers Icon.png "There's more, sir. As punishment for wasting millions of dollars of taxpayer money, they've sentenced you to community service."
Smithers Icon.png "You have to do 100 hours coaching a local youth softball team."
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png "Oh. Could be worse. Lovely game, softball. Played with a hoop, a tin can and a Winchester rifle, if memory serves?"

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Softball Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "Listen up, you disgusting, malformed half-adults! This softball team does not tolerate losing!"
Softball Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "To that end, you ignorant pre-humans, you will follow my instructions at all times!"
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "When I dust my left sleeve, that means steal a base."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "When I touch my cap, cheat. I don't care how. I just want to see rules being broken."
Milhouse Sad Icon.png "I thought sports were about doing your best and playing fair?"
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "When I tug at my ear, it means everybody slap the do-gooder and teach him a lesson!"
Softball Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "I'm tugging my ear right now, people..."

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png "I just wanted to thank you for devoting your valuable time to better the lives of us kids."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "Am I bettering them? That was not my intent."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "I'm here to win. But, if I can permanently scar some young minds in the process, well, that's all to the good."
Milhouse Excited Icon.png "We're going to play our hardest for you, Coach."
Softball Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png "How very kind. Please, call me Generalissimo."

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Softball Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "Why are you following me around like one of those small, non-lethal mini-hounds?"
Milhouse Icon.png "You mean a puppy?"
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "Yes, those things."
Milhouse Icon.png "I thought maybe if I observed a successful man in action, it might help me."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "There's nothing that would upset me more than to help a fellow human."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "Life is about fighting and clawing and nuisance-suing for what you want."
Milhouse Excited Icon.png "That's wonderful advice. You're very good at this."
Softball Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "I do not wish to be, you annoying nitwit. I very sincerely don't."
Milhouse Icon.png "I was thinking maybe we could have a game of catch? You could dispense life lessons while we do it."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "Smithers could be made to throw and catch in my stead. There's a good lesson for you: lackeys make everything easier. Get one."
Milhouse Excited Icon.png "Wow. Thanks, Coach."

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Softball Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png "It's the day of the big game. Milhouse, my protégé, what are Burns' Rules of Sport?"
Milhouse Excited Icon.png "Play unfair, don't have fun, always be taunting, and keep your eye on your wallet."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "Excellent. Now go out there and make me proud. Or at least less disgusted with you than I currently am."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "Above all, be wary. Especially those who would call themselves your “teammates.” They'll be the first to stab you in the back."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Softball Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png "It's the final inning. The Van Houten boy is coming up to bat."
Softball Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png "I feel like a proud tyrant, Smithers."
Smithers Excited Icon.png "Sir, look at the time. Your 100 hours of community service just ended."
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "Oh, good! Start the car."
Milhouse Sad Icon.png "Coach Burns! You can't leave us now!"
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "Can and shall! It's called “Lane Kiffin's Law,” and it goes like this:"
Softball Mr. Burns Icon.png "“Preach loyalty to your players, but abandon them the moment a better offer comes along.” Ah, the beauty of sport!"

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