The Maude in the Machine is a limited time premium side questline involving Maude and Mona, triggering after Mona is unlocked, if the player has Maude. It was released on February 10, 2016, during the Valentine's Day 2016 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Maude in the Machine Pt. 1 Make Maude Teach Mona About Being a Ghost 4h Cash100
The Maude in the Machine Pt. 2 Make Maude Build a Church in Heaven 24h Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Maude in the Machine Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Maude Icon.png It's nice to have another ghost around the place. Finally, I can have a conversation that doesn't end with the other person running away screaming.
Mona Happy Icon.png Thanks, Maude. In life, we probably wouldn't have gotten along. But in death, well... beggars can't be choosers.
Maude Icon.png That's the spirit! Oh, my first ghost pun. You really bring out my naughty side.
Mona Icon.png Maybe you could help me out a bit? Show me the gallows ropes, so to speak.
Maude Icon.png Of course. This will be fun. Just like rush week at the convent!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Maude Icon.png The main thing to keep in mind is if you ever hear “Who you gonna call?” run for it.
Maude Annoyed Icon.png And vacuums and dustbusters are not your friend.
Mona Icon.png What about Roombas?
Maude Icon.png They're fine, as long as they don't flip over.

The Maude in the Machine Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mona Icon.png So Maude, do you ever regret all those Sundays you spent in church?
Maude Annoyed Icon.png I don't know. Do you regret all those Sundays you spent sinning and trying to overthrow our good Christian government?
Mona Annoyed Icon.png Hey! We ended up in the same place -- you can't act all "holier than thou."
Maude Sad Icon.png You're right.
Maude Icon.png Unless I can find a way to still be holier than thou...

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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