The Man Who Knew Too Little was the first main questline for the Secret Agents 2017 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 1 Make Homer Try Out for the Modelling Gig 6s Cash100
Experience10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 2 Make Homer Go to Hair and Makeup 6s Cash100
Experience10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 3 Make Homer Gather Minions
Trick Springfielders Into Being Brainwashed (x3)
6s
6s
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 4 Build the Agency Headquarters
Send Agents to Collect Intel on the Widowmaker (x3)
6s
4h
- Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 5 Tap the Men in Tan (x10) - Cheap Intel Icon.png100
Experience10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 6 Build the Surveillance Post
Launch the Drone Scan
6s
-
Cheap Intel Icon.png100
Experience10
Auto
Pretty Fly for a WiFi Hack WiFi in a Friend's Town (x3) - Cheap Intel Icon.png100
Experience10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 7 Build the Hidden Research Facility
Spend Schematics on Research (x10)
6s
-
Cheap Intel Icon.png500
Experience50
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Hey, look at this classified ad for the Arcturus Modelling Agency. I'm a shoo in!
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png "Seeking fat, middle-aged, bald man with background in nuclear safety". Dad, don't you think this ad is suspiciously targeted at you?
Homer Serious Icon.png Just because I have one of those things -- a background in nuclear safety?
Lisa Curious Icon.png Also, since when do we get the newspaper? When does ANYONE get the paper?
Homer Happy Icon.png Well, I can't ignore a tiny ad in a dead paper. I'm off to catch my big break!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Felon BrainsF Icon.png V'elcome, Mr. Simpson. Vee have been expecting you.
Homer Surprised Icon.png How did you know vy name?!
Felon BrainsF Icon.png How many Mr. Simpsons can there be in the world?
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png Umm...
Felon BrainsF Icon.png You don't have to answer that.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png So what kind of nude modelling is this?
Felon BrainsF Icon.png No one said anything about nude: please put your pants back on.
Felon StrengthF Icon.png Come with me, Mr. Simpson. We must get you in hair and makeup.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Good luck improving on this beefcake.
Homer Dreamy Icon.png Mmm... beef cake.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Hair and muzzle makeup wasn't so hard – I don't see what all those models are complaining about.
Secretvoice Icon.png Homer, you must initiate Project Lazarus. Gather minions and form your own superpower.
Homer Scared Icon.png Oh, no! I've developed a judgmental inner voice, like all models!
Secretvoice Icon.png The voice you hear is coming from the headset we gave you.
Homer Guiltyphone Icon.png I THOUGHT you were different from the voices I usually hear.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Secretvoice Icon.png Well done. Now we will brainwash the masses into hating their own government.
Homer Icon.png Way ahead of you, creepy voice. I already told people postage stamps were going up two cents.
Homer Guilty Icon.png The masses are collecting pitchforks and lighting torches now.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Secretvoice Icon.png It's time to establish a base of operations: somewhere to conduct our various acts of subterfuge.
Homer Icon.png How 'bout Krusty Burger? They've got free WiFi and a new seven-patty burger, called the Widowmaker. It makes funerals fun again!
Secretvoice Icon.png This will be a brand new state-of-the-art facility, not some slop factory. I've set up an account for you with near-unlimited funds.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Thanks, but I'll just get Sky Finger to pay for it.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Secretvoice Icon.png You've done well, Homer. I think it's time we met. Look behind you.
Homer Surprised Icon.png A talking car?! I knew they were real!
Hank Scorpio Icon.png No, Homer, over here.
Homer Icon.png Mr. Scorpio? I thought you... you know... died.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png You can't kill an idea, Homer – just break many of its bones, collapse some of its organs and force it into hiding. But I'm back, and I want you to be my number two.
Homer Guilty Icon.png A fella always dreams of meeting a number one who needs a number two!

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Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png Look out, Martin Shkreli! I'll be back on top of Forbes Most Evil Employers list in a heartbeat.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png They just call that "Top CEOs" now.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon.png The key to any intelligence agency is the intelligence: you've got to have more eyes than Mississippi.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png That would be four. We'll need more than that.
Willie Icon.png Willie can hide cameras everywhere and watch ‘em all from me custodian's closet.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png I appreciate the disturbing offer, but we need to think bigger. I'm talking global positioning satellite levels of peeping tomfoolery.
Grampa Icon.png In my day, we used to just root through people's garbage.
Gil Sad Icon.png Hey, you're talkin' about my home there!

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Character Dialogue
Homer Guilty Icon.png Uh oh, I think I broke something.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png What, that flash? Drones have a tendency to overload like that.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png Lucky for us, it also wipes the memory of anyone who looks at it and sends them packing.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon.png You did cover your eyes for that, didn't you?
Homer Glassedeye Icon.png Um... what answer doesn't make me look stupid...?

Pretty Fly for a WiFi[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon.png Someone has been trying to hack into our network, and I'm afraid I've discovered whom.
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png That's good news. Is it the FBI? NSA? CIA? Please don't tell me… the WNBA?
Professor Frink Icon.png I'm afraid it's YOU.
Hank Scorpio Sad Icon.png Oh, God: my only equal.
Professor Frink Icon.png I should say, alternate yous. Or is it parallel? Sorry, I was sick on review day at the university.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon.png We've got to beat me at my own game: it's hack or be hacked.
The Hacker's Upgrade Kit is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from hacking.
 
— System Message.


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Character Dialogue
Homer Glassedeye Icon.png So much data. I don't have to actually read through all this, do I?
Hank Scorpio Icon.png The point of espionage isn't what you DO with the information, just that you HAVE it.
Homer Happy Icon.png Woo-hoo! Just as I suspected: reading is for suckers.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Sad Icon.png We're wasting too much time and energy on putting out fires.
Homer Confused Icon.png So we should be starting fires?
Hank Scorpio Icon.png When the heat is on, one needs to be a master of disguise and hide in plain sight.
Homer Beard Icon.png Way ahead of you.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon.png Take that off, Homer.
Homer Beard Icon.png Homer who? I'm Admiral Troutpuncher of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon.png Oh, brother.

Objective 1 done[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon.png From here, we can construct an arsenal of everyday items, that are secretly something else.
Homer Icon.png Like that toilet in your office that's also a water fountain.
Hank Scorpio Sad Icon.png My office doesn't have a toilet.
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