The Lone Danger is a side questline released on May 03, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires The Kid With No Name

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Lone Danger Pt. 1 Make Kid With No Name Send Bullies a Message 60m Cash100
Experience10
Auto
The Lone Danger Pt. 2 Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message 4h Cash100
Experience10
Bart
The Lone Danger Pt. 3 Make Kid With No Name Send Skinner a Message 4h Cash100
Experience10
Bart
The Lone Danger Pt. 4 Make Kid With No Name Demonstrate His Skills 8h Cash100
Experience10
Mr. Burns
The Lone Danger Pt. 5 Make Kid With No Name Have a Moral Crisis 12h Cash100
Experience10
Mr. Burns

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Lone Danger Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
The Kid With No Name Icon.png Call me... The Kid With No Name. Righter of wrongs. Protector of the meek. Shooter of buttwads.
Martin Icon.png Kid With No Name! I need your help!
Martin Angry Icon.png The bullies have been mocking me at my dance recitals. Can you teach them a lesson?
The Kid With No Name Icon.png What's in it for the Kid?
Martin Angry Icon.png I thought vigilantes didn't ASK to be paid. I am the meek, sir. You should protect me pro bono.
The Kid With No Name Icon.png Hey the Kid is just starting out. Once the Kid gets on his feet, maybe he'll be in a position to work for free.
Martin Angry Icon.png Fine. How about a week's worth of homework?
The Kid With No Name Icon.png The Kid With No Name accepts.

All Objectives Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Happy Icon.png Haw haw! Martin cares about something!
The Kid With No Name Icon.png Time for you to leave the recital, punk. No refunds.
Nelson Icon.png Whoa. Did you just pull a GUN on me? Ever heard of a proportional response, psycho?
The Kid With No Name Icon.png The Kid's anger gets away from him sometimes. It's something the Kid is working on in therapy. Now scram.

The Lone Danger Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Alarmed Icon.png Help, Bart!
The Kid With No Name Icon.png There's no Bart here, ma'am.
Lisa Eyeroll Icon.png *sigh* Okay, “Kid With No Name.” Have it your way.
Lisa Icon.png Your friend -- sorry -- my BROTHER'S friend Milhouse is still sending me Valentines. It's March. That's creepy.
The Kid With No Name Icon.png I deal with this kind of thing all the time, ma'am.
Lisa Eyeroll Icon.png Pffft! Sure you do, Bart--
The Kid With No Name Angry Icon.png IT'S “KID,” LISA! NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM. YOU'RE THE WORST SISTER IN THE WORLD!
Lisa Nagging Icon.png Geez, sorry. Listen, KID, take care of this and I'll eat your vegetables for a month.

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Character Dialogue
Milhouse Scared Icon.png Puppy Goo-Goo? Puppy Goo-Goo, where are you?
The Kid With No Name Icon.png I got your age-inappropriate security animal right here.
The Kid With No Name Icon.png Stop sending Lisa Simpson Valentines, or the puppy hangs from the tallest tree.
Milhouse Icon.png I'm not STUPID, Bart. She's just a stuffed doll.
The Kid With No Name Icon.png *COCKS GUN AT PUPPY GOO-GOO'S HEAD*
Milhouse Scared Icon.png Okay, okay -- whatever you say! Just don't hurt her!

The Lone Danger Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
The Kid With No Name Icon.png The Kid With No Name. Wherever justice is in short supply, he rides a lonesome trail to--
Marge Serious Icon.png Bart? Can I talk to you.
The Kid With No Name Angry Icon.png CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYING PRETEND? Oh, forget it. The moment's gone. What's up?
Marge Serious Icon.png I hear you've been doing some questionable favors for your friends.
The Kid With No Name Icon.png Nope, not me. Probably Maggie.
Maggie Angry Icon.png *indignant suck*
Marge Icon.png If you deny it, I know it's true. But this one time, I'm going to forgive you lying to me.
Marge Icon.png Mainly because I need your help. Skinner always awards Helen Lovejoy the School Fair Bake-Off trophy.
Marge Angry Icon.png I don't know what she's got on him, but this year I want that trophy. Send a message to Skinner.
The Kid With No Name Icon.png What's in it for me?
Marge Angry Icon.png Not being grounded for the remainder of the year.
The Kid With No Name Icon.png Good deal, good deal.

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Character Dialogue
Skinner Puzzled Icon.png Someone crossed all the names off the Bake-Off list, except Marge Simpson!
Skinner Surprised Icon.png And they used my vintage crayon collection to do it! It's ruined!
Marge Kissing Icon.png Thank you, Kid! Mmmm-wah!
The Kid With No Name Confused Icon.png Mom!

The Lone Danger Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon.png Are you the one they call “The Kid with the Self-Contradictory Name?”
The Kid With No Name Icon.png It's “...With No Name.” But now that you mention it, yeah, I guess I do have a name after all.
Mr. Burns Icon.png Thanks for spelling it out for us all.
Mr. Burns Icon.png Anyhoo, I have need of your services.
Mr. Burns Icon.png If you're half the marksman they say you are, I'll pay you anything you like.

The Lone Danger Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png Very impressive!
Mr. Burns Icon.png Now, to the task at hand.
Mr. Burns Icon.png Meet me here tomorrow at exactly this time.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png I need you to “take care” of an associate of mine.
The Kid With No Name Scared Icon.png “Take care?” Not sure I like the sound of that...

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Character Dialogue
The Kid With No Name Scared Icon.png Mr. Burns? I'm sorry, sir, but I don't think I'm quite ready to “take care of” anyone.
The Kid With No Name Scared Icon.png Maybe I'll be ready in a few years. Like, when I'm twelve.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png Oh, you didn't think I meant “take care of” as in “take care of?” No, not at all!
Mr. Burns Winking Icon.png I meant I want you to kill him. Kill my associate.
The Kid With No Name Icon.png Actually that IS what I thought.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png No, no! You misunderstand! Kill my associate with KINDNESS!
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png By taking extra special, sweet care of him...
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png ...so that he is so overwhelmed with joy, he dies in screaming agony. Never to trouble me again.
The Kid With No Name Confused Icon.png I'm confused.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Yeah, me too. Let's just part ways and call it a quest, all right?
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