The Krusty Evangelist Hour

The Krusty Evangelist Hour
Content Update	Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	December 25, 2019
Number of Quests	4

The Krusty Evangelist Hour was a premium limited-time side questline released on December 18, 2019 during Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event. It required the premium character Krusty the Christian.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 1	Make Christian Krusty Have Communion Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job*	4h 4h	100 10	Krusty
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 2	Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad*	4h 4h	100 10	Sophie Krustofsky
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 3	Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles	4h	100 10	Rev. Lovejoy
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 4	Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion	4h	200 20	Krusty
*Will only appear if the character is owned by the player

Dialogue

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Have you heard the news?
	That Jesus is our savior?
	Even better news: I’m a Christian now!
	Wonderful! Since I’m the world’s most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.
	I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?
	I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.
	Sounds hilarious. We’ll call you if we need you.

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad?
	Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?
	*praying with rosary beads* I know it’s hard to deal with a clown that’s been saved.
	But I can’t help loving Jesus!
	Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren’t funny.

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.
	Now, have you heard about “tithing”? That’s a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.
	Ten percent! That’s what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?
	I'm afraid not.
	Well, don’t feel bad. Neither can my agent.

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie.
	Too many rules for you, Dad?
	Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.
	That’s a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.
	Tell me he didn’t become a Hindu. Vishnu always rubs it in my face.
	Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.