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The Krusty Evangelist Hour was a premium limited-time side questline released on December 18, 2019 during Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event. It required the premium character Krusty the Christian.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 1 Make Christian Krusty Have Communion
Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job*
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Krusty
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 2 Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up
Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad*
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Sophie Krustofsky
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 3 Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles 4h Cash100
XP10
Rev. Lovejoy
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 4 Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion 4h Cash200
XP20
Krusty
*Will only appear if the character is owned by the player

Dialogue Edit

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Krusty the Christian Happy Icon Have you heard the news?
Azzlan Icon That Jesus is our savior?
Krusty the Christian Happy Icon Even better news: I’m a Christian now!
Azzlan Happy Icon Wonderful! Since I’m the world’s most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.
Krusty the Christian Annoyed Icon I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?
Azzlan Annoyed Icon I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.
Krusty the Christian Happy Icon Sounds hilarious. We’ll call you if we need you.

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Sophie Krustofsky Annoyed Icon Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad?
Sophie Krustofsky Annoyed Icon Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?
Krusty the Christian Sad Icon *praying with rosary beads* I know it’s hard to deal with a clown that’s been saved.
Krusty the Christian Surprised Icon But I can’t help loving Jesus!
Krusty the Christian Happy Icon Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren’t funny.

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Rev. Lovejoy Happy Icon Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon Now, have you heard about “tithing”? That’s a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.
Krusty the Christian Surprised Icon Ten percent! That’s what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?
Rev. Lovejoy Sad Icon I'm afraid not.
Krusty the Christian Sad Icon Well, don’t feel bad. Neither can my agent.

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Krusty the Christian Sad Icon I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie.
Sophie Krustofsky Icon Too many rules for you, Dad?
Krusty the Christian Happy Icon Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.
Krusty the Christian Icon That’s a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Jesus Christ Sad Icon Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.
God Annoyed Icon Tell me he didn’t become a Hindu. Vishnu always rubs it in my face.
Jesus Christ Annoyed Icon Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.
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