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The Itchy-Est Place on Earth was a limited-time questline released on May 30, 2018. It was the main questline of Act 1 of the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event, following the short quest intro The Krusty-Less Place on Earth.

It leads player through rebuilding the Krustyland back in Springfield, after destroying the Krustyland Expansion in the intro.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Petition for a Theme Park (x5) 6s Cash100
XP10
Auto
The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 2 Place Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate - Cash100
XP10
Auto
The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 3 Place Injury 500
Move Injury 500 Long Track to Fill Track Gap
Make Bart Ride Injury 500
Make Springfielders Staff Rides (x3)
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-
6s
6s
Foam Knives Icon100
XP10
Bart
The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 4 Tap Park Visitors (x10)
Tap Park Visitors in Other Springfields (x3)
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-
Foam Knives Icon100
XP10
Homer
The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 5 Build Nurse's Station
Make Itchy Threaten Everyone
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4h
Foam Knives Icon100
XP10
Itchy
The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 6 Unlock Diane - Foam Knives Icon100
XP10
Quimby
The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 7 Make Diane Avoid Blame
Make Springfielders Gather for a Meeting (x5)
4h
4h
Foam Knives Icon200
XP20
Diane
Itching All Over

After finishing this Act 1 story, player can keep playing and collecting Foam Knives from Stuff Rides and Park Visitors. For every 3000 Foam Knives collected, player can get 1, 2, or 3 Donuts.

Dialogue Edit

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Mr. Meyers, this town desperately needs an amusement park.
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon You literally JUST blew up your last one with a hydrogen bomb.
Quimby Icon I have no memory of that. Anyway, we think Itchy and Scratchy would make a wonderful theme.
Quimby Smug Icon We'll give you prime real estate, and free labor from my easily exploited constituents.
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon There's no way the voters would be dumb enough to approve this plan.
Quimby Laughing Icon *laughs for twenty minutes*

Characters at the Town Hall Edit

Characters start Petitioning for a Theme Park at the Town Hall.

Character Dialogue
Apu Happy Icon On some level, I know this is a bad idea!
Bart Happy Icon Working for free!
Homer Happy Icon I'm being exploited!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon What a bunch of idiots.
Quimby Proud Icon They sure are. God, I love them.

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Stern Icon If we don't build ourselves a new theme park, then the nuclear bombs win!
Homer Woohoo Icon Woo! Pride!
Quimby Happy Icon With this project, we will create hundreds of *cough* *cough* unpaid *cough* backbreaking jobs!
Homer Woohoo Icon Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!

Unlocks Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Happy Icon I now pronounce Itchy & Scratchy Land...open!
Homer Happy Icon Blow it up!
Quimby Angry Icon No, you idiot! Not for a few years!

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Annoyed Icon Hey, dummy, you opened a park with no rides.
Quimby Happy Icon That's why admission is so cheap, only forty-five dollars!
Bart Icon At that price, I can afford to take the wife and kids! It's a great time to be a ten-year-old father of two.
Quimby Smug Icon Here comes our first ride now. Look alive, Sky Finger!

Unlocks Injury 500 Bundle.

Bart at the Injury 500 Edit

Bart start Going For a Ride at the Injury 500.

Character Dialogue
Bart Happy Icon I'm practicing a skill that will be obsolete in our fully-automated near future!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Unlocks the event's Store and Personal Prizes.

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon Stupid tourists. Hey, idiots, way to come from a place I don't!
Quimby Stern Icon Zip it, Simpson. Those tourists are willing to drop hundreds on cheap, worthless park souvenirs.
Homer Angry Icon Not if I buy them first!

Unlocks Park Visitors.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Rather than hire teenagers to wear walk-around costumes, we'll use science to actually bring Itchy and scratchy to life.
Quimby Proud Icon Using this smoky, terrifying machine, Professor Frink can animate cartoon cells into living Itchies and Scratchies.
Quimby Icon But first, perhaps he'd like to issue a dire warning on the dangers of playing God.
Professor Frink Sad Icon Why? Are you actually going to listen?
Quimby Icon Well, no.
Professor Frink Angry Icon OH REALLY?! WHAT A STUNNER! LOOK AT ME, I'M STUNNED!
Professor Frink Sad Icon Just press the big red button and doom us all, already.

Unlocks Itchy.

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Itchy Laughing Icon *maniacal laughter* Itchy LOVE stabby!
Marge Scream Icon The adorable mouse is stabbing everyone in sight!
Professor Frink Icon What a shock. If only someone had warned us.
Itchy Icon It okay! Me use big needle and thread and sew them up good as new!
Marge Angry Icon That only works in your stupid, sadistic cartoon, you nutcase!
Itchy Annoyed Icon Whoa, whoa. "Stupid"? "Nutcase"? For crying out loud...words hurt, lady.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Itchy Happy Icon All dem people good as new! Ready for more stabby!

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Embarrassed Icon No telling what a murder rate of one in three will mean for our "Theme Park Monthly" rating.
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon The network is not happy. They're sending one of their top executives to take control.
Quimby Happy Icon We're saved!
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon What? Network ratings have been declining for decades. You think a TV exec can fix anything?
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon But they are WORLD-CLASS in blame avoidance.
Roger Meyers Jr. Icon If there's a scapegoat out there we can pin this whole debacle on, trust me, she'll find it.
Quimby Happy Icon We're saved!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Diane Icon I'm hungry. Assemble a focus group to tell me what I want for lunch.

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 7 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Diane Icon We've got a reanimated nightmare rodent slaughtering at will. How is that playing with the eighteen to forty-nine-year-olds?
Quimby Icon Um... bad?
Diane Icon Call a town meeting. We have to get ahead of this shing, let the audience know that WE know we've let them down.
Diane Happy Icon Then, we, announce that we're bringing back "Mabel", the beloved nineteen-nineties sitcom. Boom! Crisis averted.
Quimby Proud Icon My God, you're wonderful.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Diane Happy Icon Itchy, thank you for coming in. Let me say what a huge fan I am.
Itchy Confused Icon Stabby stabby?
Diane Icon Love it! Listen, how would you like your own one-hour weekday show on my network?
Diane Icon You'd need to promise to stop the killing. Just until sweeps.
Itchy Icon Can Itchy's bandleader be Chris Daughtry?
Diane Happy Icon I'll set it up. He's a personal friend.
You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors, Act 2 starts soon!
 
— System message.


Gallery Edit

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