The Iron-Alloy Giant is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Eiffel Tower.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Complain About Crime (x3) 4h Cash100
The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 2 Make Homer Laugh at Police Incompetence 4h Cash100
The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 3 Make Homer Climb the Stairs 4h Cash100
Eiffel Tower Make Skinner Take an Educational Tour 2h Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Dreamy Icon.png The Eiffel Tower! It's so romantic.
Homer Dreamy Icon.png Yeah, it's just like being in Paris. The beautiful sights, the classy tourists...
Snake Icon.png And the pickpockets! Yoink!

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon.png Okay, we've got crime totally under control around the Eiffel Tower. So enjoy yourselves, people.
Wiggum Icon.png Lou, how about a nice romantic photo of us in front of the Eiffel Tower?
Lou Icon.png Well, that's a lovely thought, Chief.
Wiggum Icon.png Sir, could you take our picture?
Snake Icon.png Delighted. Sweet camera, bro… Yoink!

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Wink Icon.png Come on, Homie, I want to kiss you on the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Quimby Icon.png By all means do so. Access to the top is free…
Quimby Smug Icon.png …if you climb the stairs. The elevator costs thirty-eight dollars. Per person.
Wiggum Confused Icon.png The true crime here is gouging tourists. And like all crimes, it's one I can't solve.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Sleepy Icon.png Well, it took three days and eight resupply missions by Bart, but I made it to the top of the Eiffel Tower. For free.
Homer Proud Icon.png Kiss me, Marge.
Marge Kissing Icon.png Looks like you stole my heart.
Homer Kissing Icon.png Mmmm, yoink.
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