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The Iron-Alloy Giant is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Eiffel Tower.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Complain About Crime (x3) 4h Cash100
XP10
Marge
The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 2 Make Homer Laugh at Police Incompetence 4h Cash100
XP10
Homer
The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 3 Make Homer Climb the Stairs 4h Cash100
XP10
Marge
Eiffel Tower Make Skinner Take an Educational Tour 2h Cash100
XP10
Skinner

Dialogue Edit

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Dreamy Icon The Eiffel Tower! It's so romantic.
Homer Dreamy Icon Yeah, it's just like being in Paris. The beautiful sights, the classy tourists...
Snake Icon And the pickpockets! Yoink!

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Okay, we've got crime totally under control around the Eiffel Tower. So enjoy yourselves, people.
Wiggum Icon Lou, how about a nice romantic photo of us in front of the Eiffel Tower?
Lou Icon Well, that's a lovely thought, Chief.
Wiggum Icon Sir, could you take our picture?
Snake Icon Delighted. Sweet camera, bro… Yoink!

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Wink Icon Come on, Homie, I want to kiss you on the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Quimby Icon By all means do so. Access to the top is free…
Quimby Smug Icon …if you climb the stairs. The elevator costs thirty-eight dollars. Per person.
Wiggum Confused Icon The true crime here is gouging tourists. And like all crimes, it's one I can't solve.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Sleepy Icon Well, it took three days and eight resupply missions by Bart, but I made it to the top of the Eiffel Tower. For free.
Homer Proud Icon Kiss me, Marge.
Marge Kissing Icon Looks like you stole my heart.
Homer Kissing Icon Mmmm, yoink.
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