The Investorettes is the second part of the Luann Van Houten quests.


Quest Requirements Time
The Investorettes Pt. 1 Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting
Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting
Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting
The Investorettes Pt. 2 Place a Fleet-A-Pita Van
The Investorettes Pt. 3 Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift
Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita
The Investorettes Pt. 4 Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas
Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita


The Investorettes Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?"
Luann Icon "Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you."
Luann Icon "Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973."
Agnes Icon "We’ve been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can’t decide which. We’d love your opinion."
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "I’m leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs."
Agnes Icon "And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ideas. We’re in quite the stand off."

The Investorettes Pt. 2Edit


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?"
Luann Icon "The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet!"


Character Dialogue
Agnes Icon "I’m in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about “Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!”"

The Investorettes Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’!"
Agnes Icon "My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock."
Luann Icon "Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?"
Luann Icon "We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing."
Luann Excited Icon "Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up."

The Investorettes Pt. 4Edit


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "We’re a hit! All those years spent embezzling field trip money have finally paid off."
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot."
Luann Icon "It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline and expand, expand, expand!"


Character Dialogue
Luann Excited Icon "Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough."
Luann Icon "I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows."
Agnes Icon "I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped."
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid-"
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "-ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles!"
Agnes Icon "Ladies, we’ve done it again. Investorettes: 1 Springfield: 0. Suck it, Sucktown!"
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "You’re not allowed to come up with anymore slogans."


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