The Investorettes is the second part of the Luann Van Houten quests.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Time
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The Investorettes Pt. 1
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Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting
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12h
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The Investorettes Pt. 2
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Place a Fleet-A-Pita Van
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The Investorettes Pt. 3
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Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita
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16h
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The Investorettes Pt. 4
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Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita
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16h
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Dialogue[]
The Investorettes Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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"The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?"
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"Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you."
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"Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973."
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"We’ve been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can’t decide which. We’d love your opinion."
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"I’m leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs."
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"And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ideas. We’re in quite the stand off."
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The Investorettes Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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"You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?"
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"The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet!"
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End[]
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Dialogue
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"I’m in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about “Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!”"
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The Investorettes Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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"Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’!"
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"My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock."
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"Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?"
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"We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing."
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"Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up."
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The Investorettes Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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"We’re a hit! All those years spent embezzling field trip money have finally paid off."
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"And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot."
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"It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline and expand, expand, expand!"
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End[]
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Dialogue
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"Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough."
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"I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows."
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"I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped."
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"I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid-"
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"-ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles!"
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"Ladies, we’ve done it again. Investorettes: 1 Springfield: 0. Suck it, Sucktown!"
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"You’re not allowed to come up with anymore slogans."
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