The Ice Cream Man Cometh
Release Date
July 30, 2015
The Ice Cream Man Cometh is a premium limited time questline released on July 30, 2015. It is related to Ice Cream Man Homer , which was offered as a Gil Deal .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 1
Make Homer Binge on Ice Cream Make Youngsters Sneak an Ice Cream (x3)
8h 30m
100 10
Homer
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 2
Make Ice Cream Man Homer Sell Ice Cream
4h
100 10
Homer
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 3
Make Ice Cream Man Homer Eat Ice Cream in the Basement
12h
100 10
Lisa
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 4
Make Ice Cream Man Homer Burn Lots of Things
12h
100 10
Homer
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 5
Make Ice Cream Man Homer Eat it All
60m
100 10
Lisa
Dialogue [ ]
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Finally, a job I can eat!"
"Not like that lousy power plant. You fry up one of those uranium fish sticks and you're medically quarantined for life."
"But now I can eat everything I work with!"
"Except this steering wheel."
"Although it's not too bad with a chocolate drizzle…"
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Aw, my ice cream supply is disappearing fast. And my chocolate-drizzled steering wheel. And a little bit of my seat."
"When I run out of ice cream, my life will go back to having no meaning!"
"What about your three beautiful children and loving wife?"
"Fine, very little meaning."
"You could try selling the ice cream instead of eating it."
"I can't eat money, Lisa. Money's only good for buying things, like pants."
"Or ice cream! Homer, that's it! You're a genius! I'll eat my pants! Wait…"
“
You've been awarded the Ice Cream Man Homer outfit!
”
— In-Game Message
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Hey Dad, are you ok? You changed the ice cream truck music from Pop Goes the Weasel to Taps."
"At first I was selling so much ice cream and I knew the good times would last forever. Like the saying goes – what goes up, must stay up."
"But yet again a proverb betrayed me. This is ‘never put your eggs in a basket' all over again."
"Now no one's buying! It's as if no one likes me, Lisa! Do you know what that feels like?"
"I'm a vegetarian nerd who plays jazz and canvases for the Green Party. What do you think?"
"It's probably the cold snap, caused by fluctuating weather patterns due to climate change. Maybe you should pack up shop and wait for a sunnier day?"
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Lisa's right again. People want ice cream when it's hot. They want warm things when it's cold."
"And they never want a naked man bathing in their birdbath."
"But maybe if I make the town warmer, then people would want to buy more ice cream!"
"And what makes things warmer faster than fire – nature's space heater."
"A healthy dose of senseless burning will corrode the ozone layer and speed up global warming!"
" And then I'll sell double the amount of ice cream, without any negative repercussions whatsoever!"
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 5 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Daaad! How could you have such reckless disregard for the environment!?"
"Because… uh… I can't really remember the logic."
"Maybe some of this ice cream, which I'm in the mood for because it's so hot out, will jog my memory."
"No Dad, you have to stop with the ice cream! You're killing the earth and yourself!"
"Fine, I'm out. No more burning, and no more selling ice cream. Now I just have to unload my leftover stock."
End [ ]
“
You have unlocked Ice Cream Man Homer's "Free Ice Cream!!" Job!
”
— In-Game Message
Gallery [ ]
Ice Cream Man Homer Offered playing through the questline
Ice Cream Man Homer's unlock screen.
Quest Map
Promotionals
Regular Quest · Premium Quest
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