The Hey-teful Eight-Legs is a premium side quest line released on April 19, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires the Frink's Mechano Spider.
Quests[]
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Triggered By
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The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 1
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Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider Make Frink Work the Controls*
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6h 6h
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100 10
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Snake
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The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 2
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Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider Make Frink Frantically Work the Controls*
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6h 6h
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100 10
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Snake
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The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 3
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Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider Make Frink Frantically Work the Controls*
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4h 6h
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100 10
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Snake
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The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 4
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Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider Make Frink Order Spare Parts Online*
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Snake
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*Only appears if the player has Professor Frink.
Dialogue[]
The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 1[]
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Yo, professor, what is that thing?
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Tremble before my steampunk arachno-monstrosity!
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It's steam-powered? Why would you ever choose steam as your power source?
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Because it's scarier this way!
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Maybe I'm not getting this. What's “scary” about utilizing outmoded technology?
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I'll squash you for that!
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The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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Like, ouch!
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You see?! My colossal steam spider works! Ha-ha-ha!!!
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Actually, my pain comes from imagining how much more efficient it'd be with an internal combustion engine.
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What's your fuel source, dude? How do you boil the water?
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Coal. It burns coal.
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Oh great. So it's both an engineering AND environmental disaster.
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Who's the nerd here?
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The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 3[]
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...I'm just saying that a mechanical steering system like yours will never approach the reliability of fly-by-wire electronics.
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The weight savings alone would justify the R&D layout.
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And it's not like you'd have to fabricate the parts yourself. Off-the-shelf components would work.
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STOP GIVING ME ENGINEERING ADVICE!
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Just let me see your blueprints. I can help!
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Stand still!
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Why? So you can cough coal smoke at me until I develop asthma? God!
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The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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My steam spider is a failure. You can go about your outlawry, Mr. Snake.
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No, bro, I'm here for you. Let's roll up our sleeves and make this thing work.
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What about going full-on electric? You could be the Tesla of giant killer mecha-spiders.
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It won't work. Lead-acid batteries are too heavy.
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...
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What?
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LEAD-ACID? Is this the 1990s? Uh, hello? Lithium-ion has, like, a billion times the energy density.
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I knew that!
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You are the sorriest excuse for a mad scientist I have ever met.
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I'll squash you yet!
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