The Hey-teful Eight-Legs is a premium side quest line released on April 19, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires the Frink's Mechano Spider.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 1 Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider
Make Frink Work the Controls*
6h
6h
Cash100
Experience10
Snake
The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 2 Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider
Make Frink Frantically Work the Controls*
6h
6h
Cash100
Experience10
Snake
The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 3 Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider
Make Frink Frantically Work the Controls*
4h
6h
Cash100
Experience10
Snake
The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 4 Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider
Make Frink Order Spare Parts Online*
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Snake

*Only appears if the player has Professor Frink.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Icon.png Yo, professor, what is that thing?
Professor Frink Happy Icon.png Tremble before my steampunk arachno-monstrosity!
Snake Icon.png It's steam-powered? Why would you ever choose steam as your power source?
Professor Frink Icon.png Because it's scarier this way!
Snake Icon.png Maybe I'm not getting this. What's “scary” about utilizing outmoded technology?
Professor Frink Angry Icon.png I'll squash you for that!

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Sad Icon.png Like, ouch!
Professor Frink Happy Icon.png You see?! My colossal steam spider works! Ha-ha-ha!!!
Snake Icon.png Actually, my pain comes from imagining how much more efficient it'd be with an internal combustion engine.
Snake Icon.png What's your fuel source, dude? How do you boil the water?
Professor Frink Embarrassed Icon.png Coal. It burns coal.
Snake Sad Icon.png Oh great. So it's both an engineering AND environmental disaster.
Professor Frink Angry Icon.png Who's the nerd here?

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Icon.png ...I'm just saying that a mechanical steering system like yours will never approach the reliability of fly-by-wire electronics.
Snake Icon.png The weight savings alone would justify the R&D layout.
Snake Icon.png And it's not like you'd have to fabricate the parts yourself. Off-the-shelf components would work.
Professor Frink Angry Icon.png STOP GIVING ME ENGINEERING ADVICE!
Snake Icon.png Just let me see your blueprints. I can help!
Professor Frink Angry Icon.png Stand still!
Snake Icon.png Why? So you can cough coal smoke at me until I develop asthma? God!

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Sad Icon.png My steam spider is a failure. You can go about your outlawry, Mr. Snake.
Snake Icon.png No, bro, I'm here for you. Let's roll up our sleeves and make this thing work.
Snake Icon.png What about going full-on electric? You could be the Tesla of giant killer mecha-spiders.
Professor Frink Sad Icon.png It won't work. Lead-acid batteries are too heavy.
Snake Icon.png ...
Professor Frink Sad Icon.png What?
Snake Icon.png LEAD-ACID? Is this the 1990s? Uh, hello? Lithium-ion has, like, a billion times the energy density.
Professor Frink Angry Icon.png I knew that!
Snake Icon.png You are the sorriest excuse for a mad scientist I have ever met.
Professor Frink Angry Icon.png I'll squash you yet!
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