"Mmmmm… donuts… mmmmm… holidays…" "My two favorite things are together at last!"
"I thought the kids were your two favorite things?"
"Oh, yeah, sure, them too. Gotta go!"
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"One tray of Holiday Donuts, Apu, my good man." "Better yet, make it a truckload!"
"I am sorry, but that item was not included in our inventory shipment."
"What? But, donuts… and holidays…"
"I, too, am pained, my friend. Someone out there has purchased all the holiday donuts from the wholesaler and cornered a very lucrative market."
"Well, I’m going to find this mad genius and get me some sweet holiday treats or my name isn't Homer J. Simpson!"
The Great Donut Caper Pt. 2[]
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"I can't believe the Kwik-E-Mart has no holiday donuts! This is the worst Christmas ever... except of course for the tsunami one in 2004.
"What's the big deal? Aren't holiday donuts just the same as regular donuts?"
"No. They taste the same. But they have red and green sprinkles on them so they look different." "And being the same but looking more festive is what the holidays are all about."
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"This is a nightmare! There's not a single holiday donut in town." *sigh* "And I'd pay anything for one."
"Maybe that's the point. Perhaps someone is artificially reducing supply in an effort to increase demand."
"You don't mean...?"
"Yes. It appears that some entrepreneurial mastermind has cornered the market."
"Who is this Nelson Baker Hunt of donuts? Also, who is Nelson Baker Hunt?"