The Grass is Always Greener is a premium limited time questline involving the character Jesse Grass. It was released on August 11, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1 Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burger
Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Animals
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2 Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Plants 60m Cash100
Jesse Grass
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3 Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Food 60m Cash100
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4 Make Lisa Force Jesse to Eat a Burger 30s Cash100


The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Ooh, Jesse Grass! It's so nice to have a fellow vegetarian in town. Care for some kale?"
Akira Icon "To me those words sound the same."
Jesse Grass Icon "Actually I came to Springfield to protest Krustyburger."
Jesse Grass Icon "Rumor is that they murder innocent cows and serve them in their burgers. People need to know."
Lisa Icon "Well, yeah. That's how hamburgers are made. People probably already know that, but..."
Lisa Dreamy Icon *sigh* "I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes."

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Jesse Grass Icon "Well, my protest worked. Almost no one went inside Krustyburger."
Jesse Grass Icon "They just stayed outside with me, staring longingly at my eyes."
Lisa Dreamy Icon *sigh* "It sure is."
Jesse Grass Icon "But then I learned that it's not just animals that Krustyburger is murdering."
Jesse Grass Icon "They ALSO put lettuce and tomato on their burgers."
Lisa Curious Icon "Are you not familiar with what a hamburger is?"
Jesse Grass Icon "Plants have feelings too. We have to save the plants!"

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon "I'm sorry, Jesse, but why are you protesting the eating of plants. I thought you were a vegetarian..."
Jesse Grass Icon "Not just a vegetarian -- a level 5 Vegan. Didn't you see my unlock message?"
Jesse Grass Icon "And I'm on my way to Level 6. I won't eat anything that was ever alive."
Lisa Dreamy Icon "Wow, you're so idealistic and caring and brave and..."
Lisa Curious Icon "Wait, doesn't that describe all food?"
Jesse Grass Icon "I don't know. I never touch the stuff."

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4 Edit


Character Dialogue
Lisa Deadpan Icon "These protests are making less and less sense, Jesse."
Lisa Deadpan Icon "How exactly is sleeping in the Krustyburger ball pit going to change people's eating habits?"
Jesse Grass Sad Icon "I don't know. I was supposed to be marching in front of their door. I just got so tired."
Lisa Alarmed Icon "I think maybe you need to eat something."
Jesse Grass Icon "I had a bite of air earlier. But I spit it out because I was worried it would kill some airborne bacteria."
Lisa Icon "Yeah, I think we need to go back to Krustyburger one last time."


Character Dialogue
Jesse Grass Icon "Oh my God! That burger tasted so good! And it gave me all this energy! Who knew eating could do that?"
Jesse Grass Sad Icon "The only problem is... now I'm a fraud."
Jesse Grass Sad Icon "Because of that burger, I'm responsible for the death of plants and animals and whatever cheese comes from."
Lisa Icon "I know, but you have to eat some food."
Krusty Icon "Not at Krustyburger, you don't! My burgers contains no meat, and no vegetables. There's nothing in them that qualifies as food."
Jesse Grass Icon "Perfect!" *eating noise*
Krusty Icon "Man, that boy has dreamy eyes..."

Gallery Edit

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