The Grass is Always Greener
Release Date
August 11, 2015
The Grass is Always Greener is a premium limited time questline involving the character Jesse Grass . It was released on August 11, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event
Quests [ ]
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The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1
Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burger Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Animals
- 60m
100 10
Lisa
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2
Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Plants
60m
100 10
Jesse Grass
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3
Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Food
60m
100 10
Lisa
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4
Make Lisa Force Jesse to Eat a Burger
30s
100 10
Auto
Dialogue [ ]
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Ooh, Jesse Grass! It's so nice to have a fellow vegetarian in town. Care for some kale?"
"To me those words sound the same."
"Actually I came to Springfield to protest Krustyburger."
"Rumor is that they murder innocent cows and serve them in their burgers. People need to know."
"Well, yeah. That's how hamburgers are made. People probably already know that, but..."
*sigh* "I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes."
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Well, my protest worked. Almost no one went inside Krustyburger."
"They just stayed outside with me, staring longingly at my eyes."
*sigh* "It sure is."
"But then I learned that it's not just animals that Krustyburger is murdering."
"They ALSO put lettuce and tomato on their burgers."
"Are you not familiar with what a hamburger is?"
"Plants have feelings too. We have to save the plants!"
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I'm sorry, Jesse, but why are you protesting the eating of plants. I thought you were a vegetarian..."
"Not just a vegetarian -- a level 5 Vegan. Didn't you see my unlock message?"
"And I'm on my way to Level 6. I won't eat anything that was ever alive."
"Wow, you're so idealistic and caring and brave and..."
"Wait, doesn't that describe all food?"
"I don't know. I never touch the stuff."
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4 [ ]
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Character
Dialogue
"These protests are making less and less sense, Jesse."
"How exactly is sleeping in the Krustyburger ball pit going to change people's eating habits?"
"I don't know. I was supposed to be marching in front of their door. I just got so tired."
"I think maybe you need to eat something."
"I had a bite of air earlier. But I spit it out because I was worried it would kill some airborne bacteria."
"Yeah, I think we need to go back to Krustyburger one last time."
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Oh my God! That burger tasted so good! And it gave me all this energy! Who knew eating could do that?"
"The only problem is... now I'm a fraud."
"Because of that burger, I'm responsible for the death of plants and animals and whatever cheese comes from."
"I know, but you have to eat some food."
"Not at Krustyburger, you don't! My burgers contains no meat, and no vegetables. There's nothing in them that qualifies as food."
"Perfect!" *eating noise*
"Man, that boy has dreamy eyes..."
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