The Grass is Always Greener is a premium limited time questline involving the character Jesse Grass. It was released on August 11, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event
Quests
Dialogue
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4
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End
Gallery
Quests Edit
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1 | Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burger Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Animals | - 60m |  100 10
| Lisa |
| The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2 | Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Plants | 60m | 10010
| Jesse Grass |
| The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3 | Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Food | 60m | 10010
| Lisa |
| The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4 | Make Lisa Force Jesse to Eat a Burger | 30s | 10010
| Auto |
DialogueEdit
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Ooh, Jesse Grass! It's so nice to have a fellow vegetarian in town. Care for some kale?" |
| "To me those words sound the same." |
| "Actually I came to Springfield to protest Krustyburger." |
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| "Rumor is that they murder innocent cows and serve them in their burgers. People need to know." |
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| "Well, yeah. That's how hamburgers are made. People probably already know that, but..." |
| *sigh* "I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes." |
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Well, my protest worked. Almost no one went inside Krustyburger." |
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| "They just stayed outside with me, staring longingly at my eyes." |
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| *sigh* "It sure is." |
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| "But then I learned that it's not just animals that Krustyburger is murdering." |
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| "They ALSO put lettuce and tomato on their burgers." |
| "Are you not familiar with what a hamburger is?" |
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| "Plants have feelings too. We have to save the plants!" |
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "I'm sorry, Jesse, but why are you protesting the eating of plants. I thought you were a vegetarian..." |
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| "Not just a vegetarian -- a level 5 Vegan. Didn't you see my unlock message?" |
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| "And I'm on my way to Level 6. I won't eat anything that was ever alive." |
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| "Wow, you're so idealistic and caring and brave and..." |
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| "Wait, doesn't that describe all food?" |
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| "I don't know. I never touch the stuff." |
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4 Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "These protests are making less and less sense, Jesse." |
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| "How exactly is sleeping in the Krustyburger ball pit going to change people's eating habits?" |
| "I don't know. I was supposed to be marching in front of their door. I just got so tired." |
| "I think maybe you need to eat something." |
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| "I had a bite of air earlier. But I spit it out because I was worried it would kill some airborne bacteria." |
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| "Yeah, I think we need to go back to Krustyburger one last time." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Oh my God! That burger tasted so good! And it gave me all this energy! Who knew eating could do that?" |
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| "The only problem is... now I'm a fraud." |
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| "Because of that burger, I'm responsible for the death of plants and animals and whatever cheese comes from." |
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| "I know, but you have to eat some food." |
| "Not at Krustyburger, you don't! My burgers contains no meat, and no vegetables. There's nothing in them that qualifies as food." |
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| "Perfect!" *eating noise* |
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| "Man, that boy has dreamy eyes..." |
Gallery Edit
Jesse Grass Protesting Eating Animals at the Krusty Burger.
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