"Hugo, I want you to know, that even though you're a weird little monster-face, I think of you as a son."
"I AM your son! Bart and I were conjoined twins. Don't you remember?"
"Right, right. I really should remember that. Let me take you out to Krusty Burger, uh, son."
"All I eat are fish heads. But I have extra, wanna join me for dinner?"
"Absolutely. You get started and I'll be right there."
The Good Son Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Dad? I missed you at dinner."
"I'm sorry. I'm just not that much of an eater."
"You're eating two buckets of chicken right now."
"Yeah. I'm also incredibly inconsistent."
"Dad?"
"Yes, boy. I mean – Son?"
"Are you embarrassed of me?"
"What?!"
"No! No, no, no, no, no! Absolutely not."
"Oops, I think that's someone at the door. Time to go to your attic, where no one can see you."
The Good Son Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
"Oh, Pigeon-Rat, you're my only friend." "My family is embarrassed of me." "Let's you and I take a walk, and clear our heads." "I wish I knew what all those coos and squeaks mean."
*Please don't take us outside. We don't want to be seen with you, freak!*
The Good Son Pt. 4[]
Character
Dialogue
"Hugo, your father and I are sorry that we've hidden you away all this time." "I guess it's the whole “evil twin” thing."
"But I'M the good twin."
"Oh, that's right. That was the twist."
"Why do we keep forgetting that?"
"‘Cause you're a lard-head. Smell ya later, gang."
The Good Son Pt. 5[]
Character
Dialogue
"The more time I spend with my family, the more I'm convinced they are ALL evil twins." "I have to find a place of my own."
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