The Golden Age of Swingers
Release Date
February 10, 2016
The Golden Age of Swingers is the main questline of the Valentine's Day 2016 Event . It unlocks one building and a façade for it, 2 decorations, and the character Mona . Since several of the tasks require Grampa , it requires at least level 19 to complete.
Quest [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1
Make Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother Collect Valentine's Hearts (x6)
3h -
100 10 Coconut Babaloo
Auto
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2
Make Martin Set Up the Flower Cart Collect Valentine's Hearts (x8)
3h -
100 10 Lovely Flower Cart
Auto
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3
Make Bart Steal Candy From Occupied Adults Collect Valentine's Hearts (x10)
3h -
100 10 Renovated Coconut Babaloo
Auto
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4
Make Grampa Steal Keys From the Valets Collect Valentine's Hearts (x12)
3h -
100 10 Starline Commander
Auto
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 5
Make Grampa Rendezvous With His Car Collect Valentine's Heart (x15)
3h -
100 10 Mona
Auto
Characters [ ]
Pt. 1 - Agnes , Bart , Grampa , Janey , Jasper , Molloy , Milhouse , Old Jewish Man , Skinner .
Pt. 2 - Agnes , Flanders , Grampa , Molloy , Martin , Skinner .
Pt. 3 - Bart (only to steal candy), Brockman , Fat Tony , Frink , Luigi , Molloy , Snake , Willie .
Pt. 4 - Grampa , Molloy , Moe , Mr. Burns , Old Jewish Man
Pt. 5 - Agnes , Brockman , Flanders , Grampa , Guiseppe , Hans Moleman , Judge Snyder , Martin , Molloy
Dialogue [ ]
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Who needs a good-for-nothing son to have a good-for-something time? Jasper, remember the Coconut Babaloo?
Sure do. Best hemorrhoid cream in all of Springfield.
It was a nightclub.
Sure was. Best nightclub in all of Springfield.
Until they closed it down for no good reason... after all those unsolved stabbings.
Ah, I remember it well. The wail of the jazz band, the jangle of the roulette wheel, the screams from the back alley.
We could have that again!
I'm afraid my stabbing days are behind me. Oh, you meant the nightclub.
“
Recruit Molloy to earn double Valentine's rewards!
”
— System Message.
End [ ]
“
Tune into this week's Simpsons to see what Springfield gets up to for Valentine's Day! Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!
”
— System Message.
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2 [ ]
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Character
Dialogue
The Babaloo, returned to its former glory! A nightclub of this caliber deserves a fitting opening.
I'm happy to drop my pants and croon “The Old Gray Mare.” TV Guide once called my act “9/8pm Central.”
Not to butt in, but given the season, how about making it a Valentine's Day Grand Opening?
That would give me a chance to show off my senior citizen-specific candy hearts!
“Don't Replace Me Like a Hip”, “Widow Me Not”? These seem awfully bleak.
You should see the ones I cut.
End [ ]
“
Visit the Valentine's store to romance up your Springfield!
”
— System Message.
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
At this rate, by the time we finish the Babaloo we'll be dead. Or, even worse, older.
Why not ask for help? People love caring for, visiting, and feeding carrots to the elderly. No wait, I'm thinking of petting zoos.
Pfft, the elderly being ignored is why I turned to crime in the first place.
Hmm. If I agree to help, will you teach me how to steal things?
Okay. But first you have to go through the long process of losing your respect for the law.
Sorry, what was that? I got distracted pouring sugar into these gas tanks.
You're ready.
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4 [ ]
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A beaut! Just as I remember it.
Minus the muggers, drunk bums, and ladies of the night.
I don't know about the first two but I don't mind standing in for the third.
Now we just need to drum up some lovely dates. Shall we do it the old fashioned way?
You mean tell them we're Pinkerton agents with incriminating evidence against their husbands?
Not that old fashioned! I meant having a nice ride.
End [ ]
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Dialogue
Hey, these are MY old car keys! Haven't seen the old girl in years.
Not since gambling her away. I bet it all on red.
Who knew the Commies were gonna lose the Cold War?
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 5 [ ]
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The Babaloo is ready, the stars are out, and we're finally together.
Where have you been all these years, my chrome beauty?
*honk honk*
Hong Kong? You lucky jet-setter. Tell me everything.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart to see senior citizens dancing the night away, awash in romance?
My cockles are ice cold, thank you.
Old people's love should be reserved for grandkids and voting in local elections.
Or for lying in hospital beds wired to machines, like God intended.
Well, I think it's sweet. Love has no age requirements.
Just like this club. Whiskey and coke, please!
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