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The Golden Age of Swingers is the main questline of the Valentine's Day 2016 Event. It unlocks one building and a façade for it, 2 decorations, and the character Mona. Since several of the tasks require Grampa, it requires at least level 19 to complete.

Quest[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1 Make Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother
Collect Valentine's Hearts (x6)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Coconut Babaloo
Auto
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2 Make Martin Set Up the Flower Cart
Collect Valentine's Hearts (x8)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Lovely Flower Cart
Auto
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3 Make Bart Steal Candy From Occupied Adults
Collect Valentine's Hearts (x10)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Renovated Coconut Babaloo
Auto
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4 Make Grampa Steal Keys From the Valets
Collect Valentine's Hearts (x12)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Starline Commander
Auto
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 5 Make Grampa Rendezvous With His Car
Collect Valentine's Heart (x15)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Mona
Auto

Characters[]

Pt. 1 - Agnes, Bart, Grampa, Janey, Jasper, Molloy, Milhouse, Old Jewish Man, Skinner.

Pt. 2 - Agnes, Flanders, Grampa, Molloy, Martin, Skinner.

Pt. 3 - Bart (only to steal candy), Brockman, Fat Tony, Frink, Luigi, Molloy, Snake, Willie.

Pt. 4 - Grampa, Molloy, Moe, Mr. Burns, Old Jewish Man

Pt. 5 - Agnes, Brockman, Flanders, Grampa, Guiseppe, Hans Moleman, Judge Snyder, Martin, Molloy

Dialogue[]

The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon Who needs a good-for-nothing son to have a good-for-something time? Jasper, remember the Coconut Babaloo?
Jasper Icon Sure do. Best hemorrhoid cream in all of Springfield.
Grampa Serious Icon It was a nightclub.
Jasper Icon Sure was. Best nightclub in all of Springfield.
Grampa Icon Until they closed it down for no good reason... after all those unsolved stabbings.
Old Jewish Man Happy Icon Ah, I remember it well. The wail of the jazz band, the jangle of the roulette wheel, the screams from the back alley.
Grampa Icon We could have that again!
Molloy Icon I'm afraid my stabbing days are behind me. Oh, you meant the nightclub.
Recruit Molloy to earn double Valentine's rewards!
 
— System Message.


End[]

Tune into this week's Simpsons to see what Springfield gets up to for Valentine's Day! Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!
 
— System Message.


The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Happy Icon The Babaloo, returned to its former glory! A nightclub of this caliber deserves a fitting opening.
Old Jewish Man Icon I'm happy to drop my pants and croon “The Old Gray Mare.” TV Guide once called my act “9/8pm Central.”
Ned Icon Not to butt in, but given the season, how about making it a Valentine's Day Grand Opening?
Jasper Icon That would give me a chance to show off my senior citizen-specific candy hearts!
Ned Icon “Don't Replace Me Like a Hip”, “Widow Me Not”? These seem awfully bleak.
Jasper Icon You should see the ones I cut.

End[]

Visit the Valentine's store to romance up your Springfield!
 
— System Message.


The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Sad Icon At this rate, by the time we finish the Babaloo we'll be dead. Or, even worse, older.
Bart Icon Why not ask for help? People love caring for, visiting, and feeding carrots to the elderly. No wait, I'm thinking of petting zoos.
Molloy Annoyed Icon Pfft, the elderly being ignored is why I turned to crime in the first place.
Bart Sneaky Icon Hmm. If I agree to help, will you teach me how to steal things?
Molloy Icon Okay. But first you have to go through the long process of losing your respect for the law.
Bart Icon Sorry, what was that? I got distracted pouring sugar into these gas tanks.
Molloy Happy Icon You're ready.

The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Happy Icon A beaut! Just as I remember it.
Jasper Icon Minus the muggers, drunk bums, and ladies of the night.
Old Jewish Man Happy Icon I don't know about the first two but I don't mind standing in for the third.
Molloy Icon Now we just need to drum up some lovely dates. Shall we do it the old fashioned way?
Jasper Spacey Icon You mean tell them we're Pinkerton agents with incriminating evidence against their husbands?
Grampa Icon Not that old fashioned! I meant having a nice ride.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Surprised Icon Hey, these are MY old car keys! Haven't seen the old girl in years.
Grampa Icon Not since gambling her away. I bet it all on red.
Grampa Innocent Icon Who knew the Commies were gonna lose the Cold War?

The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon The Babaloo is ready, the stars are out, and we're finally together.
Grampa Happy Icon Where have you been all these years, my chrome beauty?
StarlineCommander Avatar Icon *honk honk*
Grampa Happy Icon Hong Kong? You lucky jet-setter. Tell me everything.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Martin Happy Icon Doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart to see senior citizens dancing the night away, awash in romance?
Homer Serious Icon My cockles are ice cold, thank you.
Homer Icon Old people's love should be reserved for grandkids and voting in local elections.
Helen Lovejoy Icon Or for lying in hospital beds wired to machines, like God intended.
Lisa Icon Well, I think it's sweet. Love has no age requirements.
Bart Happy Icon Just like this club. Whiskey and coke, please!

Gallery[]

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