Quest
| Requirements
| Reward
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 1
| Make Booberella milk Cletus's cow
| 100
10
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 2
| Make Booberella work at the dungeon
| 100
10
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 3
| Make Booberella Sell Peanuts from a Peanut Cart
| 100
10
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 4
| Make Booberella Serve Time for Unlicensed Peanut Vending
| 100
10
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 5
| Make Booberella Host a Children’s Show
| 100
10
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Character
| Dialogue
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| I used to host "The Matinee of Blood and Commercials" at Channel 6. But they canceled my show because I used my catchphrase too often.
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| They are such BOOOOOOBS!
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| Pardon me, Cletus. Do you have any work around the farm?
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| Um... you could milk the cow.
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| I see. Pray tell, what about me made you think of milking?
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| Well, you ain't dressed for stabbin' possums.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Miss Booberella, you are almost as attractive in person as the life-sized Booberella figurine I have in my bedroom. Almost.
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| Would you like a job bending low to reach things?
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| Tell me, Booberella, who is you favorite Cosmic Wars character?
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| That whould be Patmi, the princess of NaBOOOOB.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| If you want to get ahead in the world, you have start your own business.
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| That's why I'm here with my new "Street Cart of Horror and Peanuts."
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| Goobers for sale! GOOOOB-ers!
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Chief Wiggum! A lawless gang of teenagers just attacked my store!
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| They stole candy and Squishees and read my magazines without buying a single one… just as if I were a library!
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| Sorry, Apu, I’m dealing with something much more dangerous… an unlicensed peanut vendor.
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| Please, Chief Wiggum, it’s a mistake any vampire-themed horror hostess could make.
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| I’m sorry, but I have to throw the boob at you. I mean throw the book at boob. I mean boob the boob boob boob.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Boobarella, you’re free to go. I’ll just get these handcuffs off you… Darn it, why do they always stick?
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| Maybe they need some LUUUUBE.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Great news! I have a new show -- “The Bloodcurdling Hour of Children’s Educational Programming!”
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Today’s show was brought to you by the emotion “fear”, the animal “snake”, and the geometric shape… CUUUBE!
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