The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo is the second part of Greta Wolfcastle's quests.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo Pt. 1 Make Greta Pretend to Date Mr. Burns Greta 8h
The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo Pt. 2 Make Greta Witness Hell on Earth Greta 12h
The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo Pt. 3 Make Greta Write a Rambling Letter Greta 60m
The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo Pt. 4* Make McBain Fight Climatic Battle
Make Greta Bask in her Dad's Attention
Greta 24h
6h

*Must have McBain to unlock this quest.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Angry Icon.png "Well, nothing I say or do has any impact on my father."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Perhaps if I was to date an older man that would get his attention."
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png "Oh, hello little one. Didn't see you down there."
Mr. Burns Sad Icon.png "My old man sight isn't so good, and my old man feet are big and swollen."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Ugh, getting attention sure is icky."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Happy Icon.png "Dad! I want you to meet my new boyfriend. He's thousands of times older than me and we're in love."
Wolfcastle Happy Icon.png "Willie, watch me shoot this lady cop!"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Quick, Mr. Burns -- make out with me!"
Mr. Burns Sad Icon.png "But it's almost sundown. I need to get home before I get confused."
Greta Wolfcastle Angry Icon.png "Ughh!!"

The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Oh, Dad. Just wanted to let you know that my therapy bills are piling up, so I'm going to work at the prison to pay for them."
Wolfcastle Icon.png "I commend your hard work. You could easily be one of those rich kids who never put in a hard day's work."
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Aren't you concerned about me?"
Wolfcastle Happy Icon.png "Villie, my boy! Come watch fake blood pour out of my eyeballs!"
Willie Happy Icon.png "Aye, papa!"
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png *sighs* "Well, I guess I have to follow through."

The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Angry Icon.png "Whoever thought it'd be so hard to disappoint a father? Everybody made it sound so easy. "
Snake Icon.png "You want to disappoint your father? Stick with me, chica, I've never not disappointed a girl's father."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Hmm. Maybe it'd be smarter if I just wrote my dad a letter."

The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "...so in conclusion, you're a negligent and borderline abusive deadbeat dad."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "But you're a movie star, so basically, I love you."
Wolfcastle Icon.png "I basically love you too, Greta."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "By the way, this is my new boyfriend, Snake."
Wolfcastle Angry Icon.png "Was ist das?! Nein, nein, NEIN!"
Snake Icon.png "Nice to meet you, Mr. Wolfcastle. I'm a huge fan."
Wolfcastle Angry Icon.png "Then you'll have to come to the set of my latest movie."
"You can watch from the wall I'll be shooting at."
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