The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle is the first part of Greta Wolfcastle's quests.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 1 Make Greta Sit in Silence Greta 4h
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 2 Make Greta Sit in More Silence Greta 8h
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 3 Make Greta Consider Spending the Rest of Her Life Alone Greta 24h
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 4 Make Greta Work Through Willie's Daddy Issues Greta 4h
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 5 Make Willie Teach Rainier to Teach How to Play Ball Willie 24h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Hello, little girl. Have you been separated from your parents?"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Dad, it's me."
Wolfcastle Icon.png *looks around*
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Your daughter."
Wolfcastle Icon.png *looks around*
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Your only biological offspring."
Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Ah, ye! Hello..."
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "...Greta."
Wolfcastle Icon.png "I know."

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "So… Dad. How've you been?"
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Pretty good. I'm on TV now."
Greta Wolfcastle Happy Icon.png "That's great!"
Wolfcastle Icon.png ...
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png ...
Wolfcastle Icon.png "What — what'd you say??"
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Nothing."
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Oh."

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png *spits*
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Wow, Bart. Your loogies are so heavy. Very impressive!"
Bart Laughing Icon.png "Oh, thanks! It's all in the positioning of--"
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png *cries*
Bart Sad Icon.png "Oh, boy. When you're done crying, come find me and I'll apologize for whatever I did."
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Bart, I don't actually like your loogies!"
Bart Sad Icon.png "You don't?"
Greta Wolfcastle Angry Icon.png "No! I only find you and your mucus irresistible because I so clearly have issues with my father!"
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Oh God, the daughter of a movie star has daddy issues!"
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "I've become a cliché! A horrible, horrible cliché!"

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Principal Skinner, I'd like to see the school therapist."
Skinner Icon.png "Unfortunately, we had to get rid of our counselor due to budget cuts."
"So, you'll be divulging your deepest, darkest thoughts to our very talented gardener."
Willie Happy Icon.png "Welcome to Willie's shack, lassie! What brings you in today -- therapy or the fish-gutting seminar I conduct?"
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Um... therapy."
Willie Happy Icon.png "Don't be embarrassed. You would not believe how many people don't know how to properly gut a fish."
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "I said therapy."
Willie Icon.png " Oh. Okay, why don't you start us off..."
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Well, I've been having some issues that I believe stem from my relationship with my father. He's never around, doesn't know I exist--"
Willie Sad Icon.png " Daddy issues?!"
Willie Angry Icon.png "Here's my prescription -- go outside and dig your own grave every day till you finish!"
Willie Icon.png "You'll sleep like a baby and the constant reminder of death will make you appreciate every second of your God-forsaken life."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon.png "Actually, I think it would be better if I talked this stuff out."
"A girl's good bond with her father affects all her future relationships with men."
Willie Icon.png "Nonsense. My Dad was never around, and neither me nor any of my twelve sisters has even HAD a relationship!"
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "That's terrible! You know, I think it's important for boys to have quality time with their fathers too."
Willie Sad Icon.png "It is? Oh dear Lord."
Willie Angry Icon.png "I hate my father!"
Willie Sad Icon.png *sobs* "I hate him good!"
*more sobs* "Haven't ye ever wondered why I've never amounted to anything?"
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png "Um..."
Willie Sad Icon.png "Well I have! I think about it all the time!"

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Surprised Icon.png "Vhat's wrong, Groundskeeper man?"
Willie Sad Icon.png "Turns out I'm depressed."
"My father was so busy chasing Scottish legends that he never even taught me how to throw a ball."
Wolfcastle Icon.png "I can relate. I was too busy making many movies that I never learned how to teach someone to throw a ball."
Willie Icon.png "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Something vill pop up and tell us if we are."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Why are we throwing ball, when we're both so terrible at it?"
Wolfcastle Happy Icon.png "Why don't we bond by you watching me film my newest blockbuster movie “McBain VIII: I'll Kill Anyone".
Willie Happy Icon.png "Getting invited to a Hollywood movie set is all I ever wanted from a father."
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