The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle is the first part of Greta Wolfcastle's quests.

QuestsEdit

DialogueEdit

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Hello, little girl. Have you been separated from your parents?"
	"Dad, it's me."
	*looks around*
	"Your daughter."
	*looks around*
	"Your only biological offspring."
	"Ah, ye! Hello..."
	"...Greta."
	"I know."

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 2Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"So… Dad. How've you been?"
	"Pretty good. I'm on TV now."
	"That's great!"
	...
	...
	"What — what'd you say??"
	"Nothing."
	"Oh."

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 3Edit

Character	Dialogue
	*spits*
	"Wow, Bart. Your loogies are so heavy. Very impressive!"
	"Oh, thanks! It's all in the positioning of--"
	*cries*
	"Oh, boy. When you're done crying, come find me and I'll apologize for whatever I did."
	"Bart, I don't actually like your loogies!"
	"You don't?"
	"No! I only find you and your mucus irresistible because I so clearly have issues with my father!"
	"Oh God, the daughter of a movie star has daddy issues!"
	"I've become a cliché! A horrible, horrible cliché!"

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 4Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Principal Skinner, I'd like to see the school therapist."
	"Unfortunately, we had to get rid of our counselor due to budget cuts." "So, you'll be divulging your deepest, darkest thoughts to our very talented gardener."
	"Welcome to Willie's shack, lassie! What brings you in today -- therapy or the fish-gutting seminar I conduct?"
	"Um... therapy."
	"Don't be embarrassed. You would not believe how many people don't know how to properly gut a fish."
	"I said therapy."
	" Oh. Okay, why don't you start us off..."
	"Well, I've been having some issues that I believe stem from my relationship with my father. He's never around, doesn't know I exist--"
	" Daddy issues?!" "Here's my prescription -- go outside and dig your own grave every day till you finish!" "You'll sleep like a baby and the constant reminder of death will make you appreciate every second of your God-forsaken life."
	"Actually, I think it would be better if I talked this stuff out." "A girl's good bond with her father affects all her future relationships with men."
	"Nonsense. My Dad was never around, and neither me nor any of my twelve sisters has even HAD a relationship!"
	"That's terrible! You know, I think it's important for boys to have quality time with their fathers too."
	"It is? Oh dear Lord." "I hate my father!" *sobs* "I hate him good!" *more sobs* "Haven't ye ever wondered why I've never amounted to anything?"
	"Um..."
	"Well I have! I think about it all the time!"

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 5Edit

StartEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Vhat's wrong, Groundskeeper man?"
	"Turns out I'm depressed." "My father was so busy chasing Scottish legends that he never even taught me how to throw a ball."
	"I can relate. I was too busy making many movies that I never learned how to teach someone to throw a ball."
	"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
	"Something vill pop up and tell us if we are."

EndEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Why are we throwing ball, when we're both so terrible at it?" "Why don't we bond by you watching me film my newest blockbuster movie “McBain VIII: I'll Kill Anyone".
	"Getting invited to a Hollywood movie set is all I ever wanted from a father."