The Full Nelson
Release Date
June 23, 2015
The Full Nelson is a premium limited time side questline involving the character Nelson Muntz and his Football Nelson 's costume. It was released on June 23, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event 's Act 1.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
The Full Nelson Pt.1
Make Football Nelson Bully Homer Make Bart Chuckle To Himself
4h 4h
100, 10
Nelson
The Full Nelson Pt.2
Make Soccer Lisa Kick The Soccer Ball Make Football Nelson Go Long Make Pin Pal Apu Bowl For Goal
4h 4h 4h
100, 10
Homer
The Full Nelson Pt.3
Make Bart Run Into The Fence Make Lisa Trip Over The Ball Make Football Nelson Yell Angrily
12h 12h 12h
100, 10
Homer
The Full Nelson Pt.4
Make Homer Eavesdrop On The Kids
60m
100, 10
Lisa
The Full Nelson Pt.5
Make Soccer Lisa Kick The Ball Make Pin Pal Apu Bowl The Ball Make Bart Throw The Ball Make Football Nelson Score A Ball Down
8h 8h 8h 8h
100, 10
Homer
Dialogue [ ]
The Full Nelson Pt.1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Hey, Simpson! How come the field is measured in feet instead of Nelson steps?"
"It’s not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him."
"Maybe I will! I'll bully him good!"
"Yes. Oh my God, yes. This is fantastic. Can I watch?"
"He's your dad. If you want to watch him get humiliated by a child, I got no right to say no."
"Yay!"
The Full Nelson Pt.2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Listen up, team. I'm not going to sugar coat this -- you're terrible Tap Ball players, and therefore terrible people."
"Mr. Homer, I am still not entirely clear on what I'm supposed to do with this bowling ball."
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN, THAT'S WHAT!"
"Maybe if the rules didn't change every five minutes, we could get better."
"IT'S THE SIMPLEST GAME EVER INVENTED! NOW WIN! APU, BOWL THAT BALL!"
"BART, PUTT THE BOOMERANG INTO THE THING! NELSON, GO LONG! LISA THROW THE SOCCERBALL TO NELSON!"
"I mean, I just can't make it any simpler for you people."
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"YES! THAT'S IT! NOW WE'RE PLAYING SOME TAP BALL!"
The Full Nelson Pt.3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Okay, team. You've really been looking sharp lately. I want to try a new play."
"Bart, run a hook-and-ladder. Nelson, you track down the Golden Snitch. Lisa, bunt the ball for a home run."
"I understood precisely none of that."
"One-two-three hike!"
"What am I supposed to do, again?"
"I said hike! The hike has happened! Now go go go!"
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I'm just...not...getting....through to you people."
"I'd like to suggest that maybe you're an awful coach."
"That can't be it. No, we should just run the play again until we get it right."
"But nobody understands--"
"One-two-three hike!"
The Full Nelson Pt.4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"It's weird. I still have no idea how Tap Ball works, but I can somehow tell we're awful at it."
"Eh, as long as Dad's unhappy, I'm happy."
"Well, I'm sorry, but if I'm going to do something, I want to do it well."
"It's weird that the same DNA could make a you and a me."
"We were doing so well before, though. What's the secret?"
"All I know is, I tend to do my best when Nelson threatens to kick my butt if I don't."
"I've never really found any other reason to do well at anything."
"He is a strangely good motivator..."
The Full Nelson Pt.5 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Gather ‘round, team! I've figured out how to make us great."
"Let's run the same play as before. This time, though, I'm authorizing Nelson to atomic wedgie anyone who messes up."
"No team can succeed if it doesn't bully itself. It worked for John Wooden's UCLA basketball teams, and it can work for us."
"Seriously, watch the tapes. If anyone ever missed a shot, the young Lew Alcindor would subtly purple nurple him on the way back up the court."
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